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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With swinging and dogging.

If you haven't ventured into either or any, what do you think hapeens or how it is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll go first. I've never been dogging and I have this idea that there is a secret code involving interior lights, flashing headlights, opening doors and windows. Is that true oh artful one or a misconception?? Ms

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'll go second.

I've never been dogging. Never will. I make no moral judgement on those that do and I find the idea of improptu sex with strangers to be a real turn on and a natural state of affairs. BUT ...only some woman short of any mental faculties is going to put herself into the hands of potential rapists, druggies, murderers mysoginists.

So go on ..... show me ONE woman who goes doggin on her own where she doesn't know a soul?

Most women who go will have a male partner. Why?

The partner is there for two reasons.

1. His enjoyment.

2. Her protection.

3. Her hanger on so that he gets his...

Go on ... tell me im wrong. Im not though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Cough ...sorry....

I'd imagine there's a lot of waiting around, getting cold and eventually not seeing or joining in much. And when you do join in it's with some munter you don't want to watch or touch.

That's what I really think happens.

The best bit would be the flask of tea and the butties.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I know I can't count to two ....shut up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was told that going to swinging clubs are what swinging is about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

sometimes at chams it can get like this and when you say no they have a mood out as they assume they think im there to shag anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

Dunno but its the 3rd time you said it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

Fucking Hell .... lay off the dogging it's doing your posting button finger in .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

oops sorry now the 4th

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be the fifth time!!! Methinks artful has a new smartphone. Am I wrong?? Lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"That'll be the fifth time!!! Methinks artful has a new smartphone. Am I wrong?? Lol"

I think it could be the 6th time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be the fifth time!!! Methinks artful has a new smartphone. Am I wrong?? Lol"

Its not very smart then is it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

Yes "

Lol took you 6 times to read it before you came to that conclusion

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"........

Are we wrong?

Yes

Lol took you 6 times to read it before you came to that conclusion "

It's actually 7 times now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 and 9 now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 and 9 now!!"

I did send them a message before no 4 but cant have read it ,wonder how many it will get up to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you're wrong about clubs. I had my first club experience last week, about 15 couples, as it was couples night most seemed to stay with their partner. There were a few who were obviously regulars but people were really nice and friendly. I'm sure the regulars must always be a bit suspect of the newbies, as i'm sure there are some who only go once for a gawp at the real swingers and never return, but I will be going back again (and a big up for Atlantis Evolution in Stoke!), Nice, clean, well run, great hosts (Cat n Tag)... a great night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 and 9 now!!

I did send them a message before no 4 but cant have read it ,wonder how many it will get up to lol "

It's funny though bless em and their "smart" phone.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx "

Well .... Craig... I KNOW you ..... sheesh.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"8 and 9 now!!

I did send them a message before no 4 but cant have read it ,wonder how many it will get up to lol

It's funny though bless em and their "smart" phone. "

It is sooooo funny Sass... bless em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you're wrong about clubs. I had my first club experience last week, about 15 couples, as it was couples night most seemed to stay with their partner. There were a few who were obviously regulars but people were really nice and friendly. I'm sure the regulars must always be a bit suspect of the newbies, as i'm sure there are some who only go once for a gawp at the real swingers and never return, but I will be going back again (and a big up for Atlantis Evolution in Stoke!), Nice, clean, well run, great hosts (Cat n Tag)... a great night out! "

@ "real" swingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 and 9 now!!

I did send them a message before no 4 but cant have read it ,wonder how many it will get up to lol

It's funny though bless em and their "smart" phone. "

Its 1 of them threads where I can honestly say I have lol and def with the OP and not at

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles. "

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, 'regular' was probably a better word to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx

Well .... Craig... I KNOW you ..... sheesh. "

And why would that matter? Xx

I could protect ya and make em all line up and stuff and flash the lights ( I likes flashing)

Awe go on let's go

Sassy can come too if she wants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx

Well .... Craig... I KNOW you ..... sheesh.

And why would that matter? Xx

I could protect ya and make em all line up and stuff and flash the lights ( I likes flashing)

Awe go on let's go

Sassy can come too if she wants xx "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx

Well .... Craig... I KNOW you ..... sheesh.

And why would that matter? Xx

I could protect ya and make em all line up and stuff and flash the lights ( I likes flashing)

Awe go on let's go

Sassy can come too if she wants xx "

See ! This makes my point from before...

A bloke takes a woman dogging cos ....

Go on ... you all finish the sentence.... Jesus .....

Soapy x mwah x Getting fucked by a long line of the unwashed is not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny wanna go doggin tonight? Xx

Well .... Craig... I KNOW you ..... sheesh.

And why would that matter? Xx

I could protect ya and make em all line up and stuff and flash the lights ( I likes flashing)

Awe go on let's go

Sassy can come too if she wants xx

See ! This makes my point from before...

A bloke takes a woman dogging cos ....

Go on ... you all finish the sentence.... Jesus .....

Soapy x mwah x Getting fucked by a long line of the unwashed is not for me. "

Oi actually who said owt about you being fucked

I'll protect YOU whilst you watch me xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yeah yeah ..... and how are you going to do that when your staring at leaves n mud and grunting with blissssssss ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some of the best laughs ive had have been whilst doggin. Some right funny stories. However, through out my life i go through phases and doggin was a phase. Havent been for ages and although i wont say never again not for the forceable future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry. "

Hey its fine its made us giggle thats all xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry. "

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry. "

You don't. I think they should stay so we can point and laugh a bit more..... Everyone loved it ....no worries xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol"

I hope they dont cos then some of us will look silly with our replies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol

I hope they dont cos then some of us will look silly with our replies "

You say that as though it will be something new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol

I hope they dont cos then some of us will look silly with our replies

You say that as though it will be something new "

Im never going to live that down am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that blackberry must have been having a bad day or finger problems

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol

I hope they dont cos then some of us will look silly with our replies

You say that as though it will be something new

Im never going to live that down am I "

No, it was the best post ever and made me realize there is someone out there just as daft as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who here has made out with a person in a car down a lovers lane or similar at some point in their life?

Who here through their life has been in a room or outside and made out while others did the same near by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks

Was posting from my blackberry and something somewhere has gone tits up

How do I delete the surplus replies? Truely sorry.

you can't!! ... lol ooooh.. you are in soooooo much trouble now.. lol kidding... lol

if you ask a mod nicely they may be able to remove one or two.. lol

I hope they dont cos then some of us will look silly with our replies

You say that as though it will be something new

Im never going to live that down am I

No, it was the best post ever and made me realize there is someone out there just as daft as me "

Wont tell you about the time I asked my x husband was it Hongcanese they spoke in Hong Kong then cos that would be just too daft for word

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Well we have been dogging (obviously) and have swung too but only privately at someones home not a club.

Dogging is what you make it. Personally, for us, its about about going out as a couple to have fun with each other, unplanned and just go out where ever it takes us.

When we get down to a bit of fun and someone sees us, IF and only IF we feel comfortable with them being there we will carry on.

Common misconception, we have a choice whether to involve other people, we don't have to shag anyone and everyone there with a huge crowd after flashing interior lights, headlights. If a couple want watching they do put the interior light on.

Swinging, we prefer house meets. We haven't done a club yet as we imagine that there is a clique of regulars that sit around beck biting about people there (similar to dogging).

There are single men leering and following women and couples breathing down their necks after a bit. When people are playing in clubs, others sometimes think they can just help themselves and grope at who they like.

Are we wrong? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who here has made out with a person in a car down a lovers lane or similar at some point in their life?

Who here through their life has been in a room or outside and made out while others did the same near by? "

Does a muddy track in middle of nowhere count ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who here has made out with a person in a car down a lovers lane or similar at some point in their life?

Who here through their life has been in a room or outside and made out while others did the same near by?

Does a muddy track in middle of nowhere count ? "

Yes it does

The point I was going to make before I dropped a BIG bollock was the fact that we have all done both in one way or another but because none of us were aware of our surroundings or the stigma of what we were doing, it wouldn't have felt like we were partaking in such behaviour if you get my gist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who here has made out with a person in a car down a lovers lane or similar at some point in their life?

Who here through their life has been in a room or outside and made out while others did the same near by?

Does a muddy track in middle of nowhere count ?

Yes it does

The point I was going to make before I dropped a BIG bollock was the fact that we have all done both in one way or another but because none of us were aware of our surroundings or the stigma of what we were doing, it wouldn't have felt like we were partaking in such behaviour if you get my gist. "

You can drop a big bollock anytime you want when it makes us all giggle like it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did something similar with my smartphone (dumb owner) when I was replying to a message from a guy and ended up sending the message about 6 times! He obviously thought I was a stalker because he blocked me! Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tried both and have to say prefer the safety in a club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?"

Granny, tear yourself away from the online bingo and the forums and venture forward to the nocturnal woodland wonderland or to your nearest club of erotic pleasures and see for yourself the delights of debauchery that are awaiting you

You never know, you might get your wiskers split if your lucky and remove some of that pent up sexual frustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the popcorn!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?

Granny, tear yourself away from the online bingo and the forums and venture forward to the nocturnal woodland wonderland or to your nearest club of erotic pleasures and see for yourself the delights of debauchery that are awaiting you

You never know, you might get your wiskers split if your lucky and remove some of that pent up sexual frustration "

Do you have any more insults before I reply in full ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?

Granny, tear yourself away from the online bingo and the forums and venture forward to the nocturnal woodland wonderland or to your nearest club of erotic pleasures and see for yourself the delights of debauchery that are awaiting you

You never know, you might get your wiskers split if your lucky and remove some of that pent up sexual frustration

Do you have any more insults before I reply in full ?"

It wasn't insults, just banter

You may reply in full

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?

Granny, tear yourself away from the online bingo and the forums and venture forward to the nocturnal woodland wonderland or to your nearest club of erotic pleasures and see for yourself the delights of debauchery that are awaiting you

You never know, you might get your wiskers split if your lucky and remove some of that pent up sexual frustration

Do you have any more insults before I reply in full ?

It wasn't insults, just banter

You may reply in full "

I know it was just banter - stupid.

I don't need your permission to reply.

I want to know what 'split my whiskers' means ?

Can you tell me what bingo is ?

Most of all can you tell me how'd you know the meaning of erotic ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dogging and swinging are very similar except one is indoors and warm in the winter, the other is outdoors, against the law and therefore more exciting. In both no means no, you only play with who you want to, and the lady controls the whole thing. in both there are far more men than women and there are guys who will just be a pain and follow women/couples around like a stalker. the only real choice is whether you like to take your time and savour the moment in privacy or if you want the extra excitement of maybe getting caught and a quicky with the wind around yer ankles.

See..... I find these simple answers sooooo misguided.

Dogging... What woman is in control when some enormous muscle bound rapist decides he wants a go ?

Dogging.... What woman goes alone?

Dogging .... Which bloke is able to fuck his woman and fight off a nutter ?

What is the ratio of fucker to nutter please ?

Granny, tear yourself away from the online bingo and the forums and venture forward to the nocturnal woodland wonderland or to your nearest club of erotic pleasures and see for yourself the delights of debauchery that are awaiting you

You never know, you might get your wiskers split if your lucky and remove some of that pent up sexual frustration

Do you have any more insults before I reply in full ?

It wasn't insults, just banter

You may reply in full

I know it was just banter - stupid.

I don't need your permission to reply.

I want to know what 'split my whiskers' means ?

Can you tell me what bingo is ?

Most of all can you tell me how'd you know the meaning of erotic ?"

Split your wiskers = the act of a gentleman introducing his erect penis between the lips of your over grown lady garden.

Bingo = a game where over sized women, usually of a mature age, spend most of their time marking off numbers on a card as numbers are called.

Erotic = the act of lubing a dried up fanny by spitting on it.

Any clearer?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Crystal.

I believe you are presently employed in a retirement home and are on duty alone overnight.

Scuse me while i lick my nib and make notes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crystal.

I believe you are presently employed in a retirement home and are on duty alone overnight.

Scuse me while i lick my nib and make notes. "

I shall be along shortly to administer your bed bath and tuck you in for your afternoon nap

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

As for swinging...I would imagine it relaxed, friendly sex..everyone feeling totally chilled after and a special moment when it all kicks off during an evening..

Dogging..Never been never will...but I get the impression its about dirty ol men with greasy hair and tatty shoes (the type we used to call mackers' years ago) standing around someones cars wanking all over it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"As for swinging...I would imagine it relaxed, friendly sex..everyone feeling totally chilled after and a special moment when it all kicks off during an evening..

Dogging..Never been never will...but I get the impression its about dirty ol men with greasy hair and tatty shoes (the type we used to call mackers' years ago) standing around someones cars wanking all over it."

Only Jeremy Clarkson wanks over cars.

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

i wouldnt try dogging for the reason of safeety and i am single. bu7t i have also learnt from a bad experience that i wouldnt go to a single mans house under any circumstances.

once your their its damned hard to get out of a situation. this person actually had great verifications.

its clubs only for me now

and even there i dont go to private rooms. the down side is that i have to put up with the odd man groping in a public room or towel twitchers following me around all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The partner is there for two reasons.

1. His enjoyment.

2. Her protection.

3. Her hanger on so that he gets his...

Go on ... tell me im wrong. Im not though. "

Sounds about right

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"As for swinging...I would imagine it relaxed, friendly sex..everyone feeling totally chilled after and a special moment when it all kicks off during an evening..

Dogging..Never been never will...but I get the impression its about dirty ol men with greasy hair and tatty shoes (the type we used to call mackers' years ago) standing around someones cars wanking all over it.

Only Jeremy Clarkson wanks over cars. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would rather have the tea and butties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that going to clubs is nicer to your car than dogging

Apparently spunk is not very good for your paintwork lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging is done in the safety of chatting online first, meeting in a busy place and if there is a mutual attraction, the second meet in the warmth of a room with a nice shower afterwards.

Dogging done with none of the comforts of above.

Think I will stick with the first one as the second one has never been an attraction to me at all

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'll go second.

I've never been dogging. Never will. I make no moral judgement on those that do and I find the idea of improptu sex with strangers to be a real turn on and a natural state of affairs. BUT ...only some woman short of any mental faculties is going to put herself into the hands of potential rapists, druggies, murderers mysoginists.

So go on ..... show me ONE woman who goes doggin on her own where she doesn't know a soul?

"

That would be me then.

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

I hae 2 non Swinging friends who know i attend Swining Clubs/Meets etc.

The general misconception from them were

1. All the woman the swing must be Munters

2. People only swing because they cant get in anywhere else(they obviously rated me highly )

Since them i like to think i have educated them and now they hae a better idea of the truth.One of them een joined up on a site(not this one, and without any help from me) and had a lokk at some of the photos on there

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