FabSwingers.com forum: Should I keep quiet about being able to suck my own dick?

By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I think most guys try bending forward, at some point when they're young, to see if they can reach their own dick. I discovered I can do it since the age of 15 and have since found that it's a great party trick at sex clubs.

I tend not to do it on my own as it's not as pleasurable as you may imagine. For a start, it's too predictable!

The reason I'm writing this is that I have a feeling it's seen as "gay" by women. Can I get some advice on this?

Thanks in advance for your input!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If I could lick my own minge I would. Crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its impressive in a funny way. If you're doing it as a party trick then cool.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've never seen a woman able to do that! There must be a porn star contortionist out there who can... I don't know how attractive it'd be to watch though! Haha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You have been asking opinion about this since 2014

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Hmmm...quite a party trick you have there

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It's definitely not something I'd include in a chat up line, I can assure you!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like seeing guys that can put their own dick up their ass. It's quite rare though. Can you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm ask me i awhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could lick my own minge I would. Crack on "

Theres a pun in there for sure

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did I ask then? Hmm... Good memory! I obviously didn't get a satisfactory answer then as I'm still asking the question...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The reason I'm writing this is that I have a feeling it's seen as "gay" by women. Can I get some advice on this?

So do you think anyone who masturbates is gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this kinda thing is why I never drink after anyone...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I certainly don't see it as a gay thing,but it does look a bit weird to me to be honest.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I definitely can't do that. I haven't tried but my soft dick isn't long enough and when it's hard it'd be way too straight. I don't imagine it'd be much fun anyway! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late. You have mentioned it.

Again.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

That's my thinking! I think because bodily fluids are involved it's seen a little differently though...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Wow. Can you suck your own dick?

You never said.

Oh.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh "

I've seriously had a couple of angry women message abuse because they thought the ring means I'm married... Duh!

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Well I certainly don't see it as a gay thing,but it does look a bit weird to me to be honest."

It guess it looks weird when I'm stood up and bend down!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've seriously had a couple of angry women message abuse because they thought the ring means I'm married... Duh! "

So why don't you delete the photo, take off your ring and take another photo?

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"I think most guys try bending forward, at some point when they're young, to see if they can reach their own dick. I discovered I can do it since the age of 15 and have since found that it's a great party trick at sex clubs.

I tend not to do it on my own as it's not as pleasurable as you may imagine. For a start, it's too predictable!

The reason I'm writing this is that I have a feeling it's seen as "gay" by women. Can I get some advice on this?

Thanks in advance for your input!

Please say this is a frape.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've seriously had a couple of angry women message abuse because they thought the ring means I'm married... Duh!

So why don't you delete the photo, take off your ring and take another photo?"

It's easier to write what I wrote. I haven't had any irate women message since! It also seems to make people smile.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I tend not to do it on my own as it's not as pleasurable as you may imagine. For a start, it's too predictable!

The reason I'm writing this is that I have a feeling it's seen as "gay" by women. Can I get some advice on this?

Thanks in advance for your input!

Please say this is a frape."

Why would this be a frape? It's a genuine question. I'm quite happy with responses so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could when i was younger less flexible now though and ive grown a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a passing thought here but I'm guessing if your cocks long enough for you to suck it then you should be able to f@#$ your own arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen vids of this and to be honest it always seems like a con. They usually can just manage to run the tip of their tongue over the tip of their cock before losing their balance/position.

To me, a guy sucking his own cock would mean taking a good length of it into his mouth and sucking away.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Fuck it if I could do this you wouldn't get it out my mouth lol

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've seen vids of this and to be honest it always seems like a con. They usually can just manage to run the tip of their tongue over the tip of their cock before losing their balance/position.

To me, a guy sucking his own cock would mean taking a good length of it into his mouth and sucking away.

Ms Valiant's minimum standards for autofellatio.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh "

I thought he meant a different type of ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could lick my own minge I would. Crack on "

This ^^^^^. no hesitation, if I could I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seriously had a couple of angry women message abuse because they thought the ring means I'm married... Duh!

So why don't you delete the photo, take off your ring and take another photo?"

Is it a photo taken in a mirror of you reflected from another mirror? (Physics n all)

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I've seen vids of this and to be honest it always seems like a con. They usually can just manage to run the tip of their tongue over the tip of their cock before losing their balance/position.

To me, a guy sucking his own cock would mean taking a good length of it into his mouth and sucking away.

It's no con, but I definitely can't deep throat myself!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most guys try and all guys wank. Sucking is no more gay than wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can self suck. It's more a party trick doesn't really feel that horny doing it I find

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If that were the case, the ring would definitely be on my left hand and I'd be in trouble. I took the shot looking into a single mirror, so my right hand appears to be my left hand! Haha

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I can self suck. It's more a party trick doesn't really feel that horny doing it I find "

Have you given yourself a facial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many times

. I can suck it to balls until it Cums lol

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Many times

. I can suck it to balls until it Cums lol "

You can deepthroat yourself? I didn't think that was possible!

Amazing!

It sounds like you're a lady of many talents! I live in Bristol usually and it'd be great to meet up for a coffee in Swindon to hear more. One self-sucker to another! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

photo proof lol

id not get out of bed if i could suck mine. haha

but nothing better than someone else doing it.

enjoy.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

How could it be gay it’s your own dick?

I just find it hilarious looks so awkward and un natural I can’t help but laugh

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Well, as you're not exactly keeping quiet about your 'talent', I have a couple of questions.

Does your cock talk back when you tell it what a fine, upstanding sexy cock it is?

Does it taste the same as other cocks?

Has your cock ever given you an STI?

Dr Nasty

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

How do you get your own cock up your arse with a hard on though? Mine's that rigid you could cut diamond with it, certainly wouldn't bend round and go up there, not that I'd want it to anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy on here that can do it and messages asking if you want to watch him do it on cam!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014"

...got to love the green arrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014

...got to love the green arrow!"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 08:07:57]

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 08:07:57]"

You’ve all missed the obvious shall I keep quiet I know let’s start a thread about it

keep quiet my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressive I would be doing it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk to anyone about it. And definitely don't write about it on the internet.

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By *exy-SirenWoman
over a year ago

Fareham

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014"

BRILLIANT! Thought it was a bit attention seeking when I read it. Someone is definitely paying attention x

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014

BRILLIANT! Thought it was a bit attention seeking when I read it. Someone is definitely paying attention x"

You're right. Asking the same question twice in the space of 3 years is attention-seeking behaviour. Thank you for your positive contribution to this thread.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014"

Well spotted.

I guess we can expect the next repitition to take place Christmas 2020, assuming he hasn't done his back in.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014

Well spotted.

I guess we can expect the next repitition to take place Christmas 2020, assuming he hasn't done his back in."

^^ haha nice one

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

I’m starting yoga in the new year I wonder if this is what I should aim for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've succeded nobody read this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to do it on my own as it's not as pleasurable as you may imagine. For a start, it's too predictable!

The reason I'm writing this is that I have a feeling it's seen as "gay" by women. Can I get some advice on this?

Thanks in advance for your input!

How is it gay? I see it as advanced masturbation skills

All be it a little complicated when a wank would do haha

Mrsk x

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

"You have been asking opinion about this since 2014"

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

If you suck cock even your own ,can you still claim to be straight?

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"If you suck cock even your own ,can you still claim to be straight?

Nothing wrong with DIY mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 08:07:57]

You’ve all missed the obvious shall I keep quiet I know let’s start a thread about it

keep quiet my arse

Doh! Smacks forehead...grumbles Homer Simpson style

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh "

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 08:07:57]

You’ve all missed the obvious shall I keep quiet I know let’s start a thread about it

keep quiet my arse

Doh! Smacks forehead...grumbles Homer Simpson style

Haha

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

101, its a direct reflection have a go and then report back

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Nothing like blowing your own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told never speak with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed."

I'm more confused about this mirror business. The ring is on your left hand surely. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed.

I'm more confused about this mirror business. The ring is on your left hand surely. ?

Go stand in front of a mirror, his left hand is the one on the left. That ring is on his right hand.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed.

I'm more confused about this mirror business. The ring is on your left hand surely. ?

The ring is on my right hand. Study yourself carefully in a mirror. If you blink with your right eye, it'll appear that your left eye is blinking. Mirrors do that.

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed.

I'm more confused about this mirror business. The ring is on your left hand surely. ?

Go stand in front of a mirror, his left hand is the one on the left. That ring is on his right hand."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what but the 'ring mirror explanation on your profile made me laugh

Especially when the reflection doesnt change the fact that its still your left hand, unless its a magic mirror that changes the orientation of your fingers too??

Images you see in mirrors are reversed.

I'm more confused about this mirror business. The ring is on your left hand surely. ?

Go stand in front of a mirror, his left hand is the one on the left. That ring is on his right hand.

OK I concede defeat. I had to take a photo of myself in a mirror though. It's mad

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By *tiff_invader OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"I can self suck. It's more a party trick doesn't really feel that horny doing it I find "

I would love to see that

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