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"I'm looking for a new job while consuming copious amounts of Punk IPA. Merry Christmas " May the ale be pale | |||
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"I'm looking for a new job while consuming copious amounts of Punk IPA. Merry Christmas " I do like your style monkey. I'm searching for sex and drinking copious amounts of red wine! | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine "Mine! Bagsy the ham! And the wine. And boobs. | |||
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"Merry Christmas to you too!" Thank you. Heath and happiness to you and yours. | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Mine! Bagsy the ham!
And the wine.
And boobs.
"All yours...'cept the ham and wine...those you must share | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine "Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp? | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Mine! Bagsy the ham!
And the wine.
And boobs.
All yours...'cept the ham and wine...those you must share "I don't share well, I warn you. I may bite  | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp? "Is it even and the chocolate factory without gene wilder? | |||
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"I'm looking for a new job while consuming copious amounts of Punk IPA. Merry Christmas I do like your style monkey. I'm searching for sex and drinking copious amounts of red wine! " You need something big and ballsy. The wine I mean. Rioja or Malbec. | |||
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"I'm looking for a new job while consuming copious amounts of Punk IPA. Merry Christmas I do like your style monkey. I'm searching for sex and drinking copious amounts of red wine! You need something big and ballsy. The wine I mean. Rioja or Malbec. "Patagonian Malbec as it happens | |||
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"Eating my Mums homemade mince pies & jam tarts, drinking far far too much gin & feeling very happy Merry Christmas folks xx" Cucumber, lime or lemon in your gin? I picked up a few interesting miniatures as presents. Chin, chin! | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp? "Jonny...I'd choose the other if i had been given the option lol | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Mine! Bagsy the ham!
And the wine.
And boobs.
All yours...'cept the ham and wine...those you must share
I don't share well, I warn you. I may bite "Promise? | |||
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"I'm looking for a new job while consuming copious amounts of Punk IPA. Merry Christmas I do like your style monkey. I'm searching for sex and drinking copious amounts of red wine! You need something big and ballsy. The wine I mean. Rioja or Malbec.
Patagonian Malbec as it happens "^^ this man knows. | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp?
Jonny...I'd choose the other if i had been given the option lol"That wasn't a test but had it have been...you would have passed with flying colours. | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp?
Jonny...I'd choose the other if i had been given the option lol
That wasn't a test but had it have been...you would have passed with flying colours. "I love Depp....but they just shouldn't have messed with a classic... | |||
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"Merry Christmas All. I have just finished wrapping!! Now for beverages & perving!! "It's all about the gin nowadays. I prescribe a well chilled viognier. Happy perving! | |||
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"La La Land, my millionth glass of gin and a very loud singing voice. I might, perchance, be a little on the d*unken minxy side of the scale. "On the scale of 0 to floor I would say you are at 'festive'. Have a mince pie or three and another gin. | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp?
Jonny...I'd choose the other if i had been given the option lol
That wasn't a test but had it have been...you would have passed with flying colours.
I love Depp....but they just shouldn't have messed with a classic..."Also Gene had better hair. Fact. | |||
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"Merry Christmas to you too! Thank you. Health and happiness to you and yours. "No typo here  | |||
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"Eating my Mums homemade mince pies & jam tarts, drinking far far too much gin & feeling very happy Merry Christmas folks xx Cucumber, lime or lemon in your gin? I picked up a few interesting miniatures as presents. Chin, chin! "Crushed lime tonight | |||
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"I'm devouring biccies from a selection box and thinking about having an early night. So rock n roll "Remember to eat all of the best ones. Sweet dreams flower | |||
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"Eating my Mums homemade mince pies & jam tarts, drinking far far too much gin & feeling very happy Merry Christmas folks xx Cucumber, lime or lemon in your gin? I picked up a few interesting miniatures as presents. Chin, chin!
Crushed lime tonight "Good choice. Run it around the rim of the glass | |||
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"I'm devouring biccies from a selection box and thinking about having an early night. So rock n roll
Remember to eat all of the best ones.
Sweet dreams flower "Just the coconut ones left at this rate. Thanks snookums | |||
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"I'm watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, cooking honey roast ham and drinking red wine
Gene Wilder or Jonny Depp?
Jonny...I'd choose the other if i had been given the option lol
That wasn't a test but had it have been...you would have passed with flying colours.
I love Depp....but they just shouldn't have messed with a classic...
Also Gene had better hair. Fact. "True story | |||
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"I'm devouring biccies from a selection box and thinking about having an early night. So rock n roll
Remember to eat all of the best ones.
Sweet dreams flower
Just the coconut ones left at this rate.
Thanks snookums "Good work. Snuggle in to Mr Ted. | |||
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"Finished all of Santa's duties for him by filling sacks and munching mince pies... now cracked open the Baileys. Merry Christmas all x" Santa's Little Helper badge for you (not The Simpsons' dog). Make it a double. | |||
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"Bag humbug" I like a bag of peppermint humbugs. | |||
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"La La Land, my millionth glass of gin and a very loud singing voice. I might, perchance, be a little on the d*unken minxy side of the scale.
On the scale of 0 to floor I would say you are at 'festive'. Have a mince pie or three and another gin. "Just gin, mince pies muddy the tasting pallet, or is it pallette? | |||
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"La La Land, my millionth glass of gin and a very loud singing voice. I might, perchance, be a little on the d*unken minxy side of the scale.
On the scale of 0 to floor I would say you are at 'festive'. Have a mince pie or three and another gin. "Just gin, mince pies muddy the tasting pallet, or is it pallette? | |||
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"La La Land, my millionth glass of gin and a very loud singing voice. I might, perchance, be a little on the d*unken minxy side of the scale.
On the scale of 0 to floor I would say you are at 'festive'. Have a mince pie or three and another gin.
Just gin, mince pies muddy the tasting pallet, or is it pallette? "Quite. Try olives instead. Or Quality Street. Oh and palate | |||
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"La La Land, my millionth glass of gin and a very loud singing voice. I might, perchance, be a little on the d*unken minxy side of the scale.
On the scale of 0 to floor I would say you are at 'festive'. Have a mince pie or three and another gin. "Just gin, mince pies muddy the tasting pallet, or is it pallette? Which ever, I like to keep it clean with gin | |||
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"Just watched a couple of episodes of the mob a docudrama on Netflix - now to watch some relality porn "Realty porn? Is that where you get shafted by an estate agent in the back of his Mini One (diesel)?  | |||
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"Merry Christmas one and all, just loafing on the sofa watching GOT reruns and sweltering under the glow of the log burner. "Remember to turn half way through cooking and baste liberally with the alcohol of your choice. | |||
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"Merry Christmas everyone. Whatever you dream it can be real if you just keep dreaming. May Christmas bring your dreams to you..... " . Aww, that's beautiful. | |||
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"Merry Christmas everyone. Whatever you dream it can be real if you just keep dreaming. May Christmas bring your dreams to you..... " Ooh well someone kissed the Blarney Stone and doesn't need the gift of the gab for Christmas. Smooth. | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? " Sausage | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg and sausage in the morning? " Yes | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? " I dont like those. Can i eat someone tasty instead? | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? Sausage " Sausage!! | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? I dont like those. Can i eat someone tasty instead? " It may have to be BYO Rubi | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? Sausage " Coming up. | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg or sausage in the morning? Sausage Sausage!! "Good job there's plenty to go around. Pfffttt. I can't believe I just went there.  | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg and sausage in the morning? Yes "Ahh. I like you. Not a demanding nuisance like these others. | |||
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"Miss me? "I have been counting the hours of course. | |||
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"Miss me?
I have been counting the hours of course. "When you say counting, do you mean wanking, and when I say wanking hav you been making me bread? | |||
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"Miss me?
I have been counting the hours of course.
When you say counting, do you mean wanking, and when I say wanking hav you been making me bread?"Yes. Yes. No. | |||
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"Miss me?
I have been counting the hours of course.
When you say counting, do you mean wanking, and when I say wanking hav you been making me bread?
Yes. Yes. No. "D’ough | |||
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"Miss me? "Hello | |||
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"We’ve had our Christmas dinner, slow roasted lamb (it was amazing)! I had a post dinner nap and now I’ve got another lovely glass of red on the go and I’m doing the last of the wrapping before Father Christmas visits "Then can I roast you? | |||
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"We’ve had our Christmas dinner, slow roasted lamb (it was amazing)! I had a post dinner nap and now I’ve got another lovely glass of red on the go and I’m doing the last of the wrapping before Father Christmas visits "Oh evening! Morning even. Goodness. No rush. He's caught in heavy traffic over Belarus. Merry Christmas | |||
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Hello
I noticed!  "You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay! | |||
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"well the first half of my Christmas has already happened earlier- the English bit will come tomorrow... I am liking this arrangement... mooore foood
"Pace yourself. You don't want to be caught out feeling full when someone offers you say, chocolate coated marzipan with your after dinner coffee. | |||
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"We’ve had our Christmas dinner, slow roasted lamb (it was amazing)! I had a post dinner nap and now I’ve got another lovely glass of red on the go and I’m doing the last of the wrapping before Father Christmas visits
Then can I roast you? "Slowly? | |||
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"So I am listening to Canadian Drum & Bass and making brioche. Traditional festivities! Merry Christmas you beautiful humans "You had me at making brioche! Ladies he’s a catch | |||
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"We’ve had our Christmas dinner, slow roasted lamb (it was amazing)! I had a post dinner nap and now I’ve got another lovely glass of red on the go and I’m doing the last of the wrapping before Father Christmas visits
Then can I roast you?
Slowly? "Sensually, even | |||
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"So I am listening to Canadian Drum & Bass and making brioche. Traditional festivities! Merry Christmas you beautiful humans
You had me at making brioche! Ladies he’s a catch "But I’m all butterfingers  | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!"Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!
Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get "Awwwww! You silly poppet! My choo choo was a fun ride.  | |||
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"well the first half of my Christmas has already happened earlier- the English bit will come tomorrow... I am liking this arrangement... mooore foood
Pace yourself. You don't want to be caught out feeling full when someone offers you say, chocolate coated marzipan with your after dinner coffee. "hey- I managed cake before as well as after dinner today... I can take a challenge... as for marzipan - hell no!!! that's my marmite (and I hate it!!) now cake however... | |||
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"So I am listening to Canadian Drum & Bass and making brioche. Traditional festivities! Merry Christmas you beautiful humans
You had me at making brioche! Ladies he’s a catch "You tell them! Also Cannes is in the East Mids now? Boulevard de Leicester.
Joyeux Noël et bonne année. | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!
Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get
Awwwww! You silly poppet!
My choo choo was a fun ride. "Did you behave? | |||
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"well the first half of my Christmas has already happened earlier- the English bit will come tomorrow... I am liking this arrangement... mooore foood
Pace yourself. You don't want to be caught out feeling full when someone offers you say, chocolate coated marzipan with your after dinner coffee.
hey- I managed cake before as well as after dinner today... I can take a challenge... as for marzipan - hell no!!! that's my marmite (and I hate it!!)
now cake however..."Slice of Christmas cake? What's that you don't like the marzipan? Here, allow me. Selfless. | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is?" Cheesus not this again? | |||
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"News just in, brioche rolls smell delicious. Bacon, egg and sausage in the morning? Yes
Ahh. I like you. Not a demanding nuisance like these others. " can i come for breakfast? | |||
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"well the first half of my Christmas has already happened earlier- the English bit will come tomorrow... I am liking this arrangement... mooore foood
Pace yourself. You don't want to be caught out feeling full when someone offers you say, chocolate coated marzipan with your after dinner coffee.
hey- I managed cake before as well as after dinner today... I can take a challenge... as for marzipan - hell no!!! that's my marmite (and I hate it!!)
now cake however..."I can't stand the stuff either. Bleargh | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!
Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get
Awwwww! You silly poppet!
My choo choo was a fun ride.
Did you behave? "I dropped my phone in a woman’s custard tart. | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? " Happy Birthday Cheesus!! But that’s not the answer | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!
Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get
Awwwww! You silly poppet!
My choo choo was a fun ride.
Did you behave?
I dropped my phone in a woman’s custard tart. "Is that what you call it? | |||
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"Miss me?
Hello
I noticed!
You told me you’d be asleep before I got WiFi connection again!! But you’re still awake! Yay!
Alas, I am not as organised as I implied lovely. I've even tried to be quiet today and get things done. It lasted a little while but you know how distracted I get
Awwwww! You silly poppet!
My choo choo was a fun ride.
Did you behave?
I dropped my phone in a woman’s custard tart.
Is that what you call it? " | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? " Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?  | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right? "Frottage cheese!  | |||
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"well the first half of my Christmas has already happened earlier- the English bit will come tomorrow... I am liking this arrangement... mooore foood
Pace yourself. You don't want to be caught out feeling full when someone offers you say, chocolate coated marzipan with your after dinner coffee.
hey- I managed cake before as well as after dinner today... I can take a challenge... as for marzipan - hell no!!! that's my marmite (and I hate it!!)
now cake however...
I can't stand the stuff either. Bleargh "I am so in on the marzipan game. Yesssss! | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right? "I've Gloucester t'edam plot I tell brie | |||
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"I now have brandy...and u night have a mince pie soon...with Brandy cream "Unnh huh.
And yes to breakfast. | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese! "Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
I've Gloucester t'edam plot I tell brie"How’s your Emmental ‘elf?  | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company "I wanna frott you | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
I've Gloucester t'edam plot I tell brie"Northern cheese based humour? I think I'm a little bit in love. | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company
I wanna frott you "Christmas has come early. | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company
I wanna frott you
Christmas has come early. "Oh not to worry, it’s very normal, we can go again in a bit | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company
I wanna frott you
Christmas has come early.
Oh not to worry, it’s very normal, we can go again in a bit "Christmas came earlier | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company
I wanna frott you
Christmas has come early.
Oh not to worry, it’s very normal, we can go again in a bit
Christmas came earlier "Bit selfish | |||
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"Hey Almostthere! Guess what my favourite cheese is? Cheesus not this again? Oh I see what you did there Miss Honey! Estella. I don't know what is your favourite cheese? This is a joke right?
Frottage cheese!
Oh I like that. I need to use it in polite company
I wanna frott you
Christmas has come early.
Oh not to worry, it’s very normal, we can go again in a bit
Christmas came earlier
Bit selfish "It was pre planned. To avoid the Christmas air traffic works over Belarus. | |||
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"*wanking, ignores OP* "You can type and wank? Skills. | |||
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"*wanking, ignores OP*
You can type and wank? Skills. "So many skillz. My krumping level? Expert. | |||
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"I now have brandy...and u night have a mince pie soon...with Brandy cream
Unnh huh.
And yes to breakfast. "Sausage and egg for me please treacle | |||
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"*wanking, ignores OP*
You can type and wank? Skills.
So many skillz.
My krumping level? Expert. "Krumpwanking. That would be some crossover sport. | |||
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"*wanking, ignores OP*
You can type and wank? Skills.
So many skillz.
My krumping level? Expert.
Krumpwanking. That would be some crossover sport. "Word. | |||
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