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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the lounge

Not a fabber was stirring, no pic fabs to scrounge;

The stockings were hung by the handcuffs with care,

In hopes that the dildos soon would be there;

The couples were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of unicorns danced in their heads

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Pink and I wanted to take the opportunity to say Merry Christmas to our fellow fabbers. We love the forums and the fun they provide and wanted to thank you all for making us laugh over the months.

We also want to send a wave to those who have departed during the year - soxy, DanBerks and m1cks to name but a few.

Enjoy your day tomorrow, however you choose to spend it. Eat too much chocolate, have one glass more of that fizz, play that one more game of whatever it is the little ones want to play. The world can be shit so take the opportunities to make happy memories when you can.

Merry Christmas Fab and a bloody awesome 2018.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Lovely post, merry Christmas to you both.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Merry Christmas everyone

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Can’t get the actual poem out of my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t get the actual poem out of my head now "

Sorry

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can’t get the actual poem out of my head now

Sorry "

I think I mentioned it initially and I do love the so it’s not a bad thing

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the lounge

Not a fabber was stirring, no pic fabs to scrounge;

The stockings were hung by the handcuffs with care,

In hopes that the dildos soon would be there;

The couples were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of unicorns danced in their heads

.

.

Pink and I wanted to take the opportunity to say Merry Christmas to our fellow fabbers. We love the forums and the fun they provide and wanted to thank you all for making us laugh over the months.

We also want to send a wave to those who have departed during the year - soxy, DanBerks and m1cks to name but a few.

Enjoy your day tomorrow, however you choose to spend it. Eat too much chocolate, have one glass more of that fizz, play that one more game of whatever it is the little ones want to play. The world can be shit so take the opportunities to make happy memories when you can.

Merry Christmas Fab and a bloody awesome 2018."

You as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas to you both too. And all the forumites I wish you the happiest of Christmas wishes. Have a wonderful day tomorrow however you’re spending it x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Cute....merry Christmas to you to and everyone else who reads the post!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great post OP.

Merry Christmas to you and everyone else.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Brilliant post OP, merry Christmas xx

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Thanks all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Twas the night before christmas

And all through the house,

Everyone felt shitty,

Yep, even the mouse.

~~~~~~~

Mom stuck to the sink

And dad smoking grass,

He'd just settled down

To play with his ass.

From somewhere outside

I heard such a clatter.

I sprang to my feet

To see what's the matter.

~~~~~~~

When out on the lawn

I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew straight away

That the nutter had fell.

~~~~~~~

He filled all our stockings

With twigglets and beer,

And a big rubber duck,

For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous Fart,

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart.

~~~~~~~

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight,

I laugh at you all,

have a hell of a night!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twas the night before christmas

And all through the house,

Everyone felt shitty,

Yep, even the mouse.

~~~~~~~

Mom stuck to the sink

And dad smoking grass,

He'd just settled down

To play with his ass.

From somewhere outside

I heard such a clatter.

I sprang to my feet

To see what's the matter.

~~~~~~~

When out on the lawn

I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew straight away

That the nutter had fell.

~~~~~~~

He filled all our stockings

With twigglets and beer,

And a big rubber duck,

For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous Fart,

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart.

~~~~~~~

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight,

I laugh at you all,

have a hell of a night!!!!!!!"

Mad fecker

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Twas the night before christmas

And all through the house,

Everyone felt shitty,

Yep, even the mouse.

~~~~~~~

Mom stuck to the sink

And dad smoking grass,

He'd just settled down

To play with his ass.

From somewhere outside

I heard such a clatter.

I sprang to my feet

To see what's the matter.

~~~~~~~

When out on the lawn

I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew straight away

That the nutter had fell.

~~~~~~~

He filled all our stockings

With twigglets and beer,

And a big rubber duck,

For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous Fart,

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart.

~~~~~~~

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight,

I laugh at you all,

have a hell of a night!!!!!!!

Mad fecker "
can you do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot! "

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twas the night before christmas

And all through the house,

Everyone felt shitty,

Yep, even the mouse.

~~~~~~~

Mom stuck to the sink

And dad smoking grass,

He'd just settled down

To play with his ass.

From somewhere outside

I heard such a clatter.

I sprang to my feet

To see what's the matter.

~~~~~~~

When out on the lawn

I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment

It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew straight away

That the nutter had fell.

~~~~~~~

He filled all our stockings

With twigglets and beer,

And a big rubber duck,

For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous Fart,

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart.

~~~~~~~

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight,

I laugh at you all,

have a hell of a night!!!!!!!

Mad fecker can you do better "

I've just had a poor attempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018."

Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.

Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x "
passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.

Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky"

Good lord the germs there’d be in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.

Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky

Good lord the germs there’d be in that "

Depends who's slept in it first

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Loving these poems!

Merry Christmas you lovely lot!

Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes

Merry Christmas ??????

A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!

Merry Christmas my special friend ??????

Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.

Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky

Good lord the germs there’d be in that

Depends who's slept in it first "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

That poem is still in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That poem is still in my head "

That was the idea darling

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"That poem is still in my head

That was the idea darling "

I know x

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