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By *illyjohny OP Couple
over a year ago

brighton

about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

Ho ho ho... so long as he cleans up after

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By *illyjohny OP Couple
over a year ago

brighton

"about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

Ho ho ho... so long as he cleans up after

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Just not on the TOE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping santa empties his sack and leaves me a big load under the tree

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

Ho ho ho... so long as he cleans up after

Just not on the TOE

Toe is most definitely on the mend... almost fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've blocked the chimney and put spikes along the roof! Humbug I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently."

Apparently??? So you don't know for sure... ?

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over a year ago

"Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently.

Apparently??? So you don't know for sure... ?"

The last beardy guy who came in my bedroom late at night left on his hands and knees,crying for mercy and in no fit state to drink brandy.

I realise that could be seen as me saying I beat him up but there was no violence.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently.

Apparently??? So you don't know for sure... ?

The last beardy guy who came in my bedroom late at night left on his hands and knees,crying for mercy and in no fit state to drink brandy.

I realise that could be seen as me saying I beat him up but there was no violence.

An ha!!!! So the brandy drinking is a fallacy!!!!

Last time I spent time with a bearded man, it was me on my hands and knees crying... I was poorly

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I don’t have a chimney. Guess he’ll have to smash my back doors in again to deliver my load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Santa and his sack, I want one of his Elves, they are slimmer, more useful, fitter and better looking than the fat bearded guy. Santa can poke one of them down my chimney and bugger off with his load. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

Apparently it's a massive load!!

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By *illyjohny OP Couple
over a year ago

brighton

"about where Santa unloads his sack tonight

Apparently it's a massive load!!

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He's been edging for a year

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Fuck Santa and his sack, I want one of his Elves, they are slimmer, more useful, fitter and better looking than the fat bearded guy. Santa can poke one of them down my chimney and bugger off with his load. XXX"

I was hoping an elf would clean up his mess

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