FabSwingers.com forum: Vaginal names

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

....After the penis euphemism thread yesterday which made me chuckle, I was wondering what weird and wonderful names you have heard for the delight that is a lady’s front bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frou-frou.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I heard a mum call it a tutty to her little one in some public toilets once I thought it was really sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fu fu

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Foof

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minge

mott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst purse

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Lady Garden

I took my eldest daughter for a hospital checkup a while ago and the doctor asked her a question and her reply was her 'lady garden'. I haven't a clue where she even got that from I just laughed,the doctor replied let's just call it what it is shall we a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kebab

vag

tuppence

tuppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"minge

mott "

When I was in the RAF a woman had the surname Mott, Corporal Mott, most amusing

Clout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....After the penis euphemism thread yesterday which made me chuckle, I was wondering what weird and wonderful names you have heard for the delight that is a lady’s front bottom?"

Tunnel of love..

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock hole

fuck hole

play pen

love tube

fishy tunnel of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Cooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

challis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't the translation along the lines of "sheath" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theyre just my ladybits most of the time - gloriously named Florence by a lovely lady on the forums

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

Victory Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy kebab meat

Piss flaps

Hairy axe wound hahaha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bouncer"

Because men often try to get in when they're d*unk and are usually refused entry

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These are awesome

I’ll add a decidedly unappealing one (apologies) Clunge

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

Cunt

Cunny

Cunt hole

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Blurt,shmushki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppney

Minnie

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nunny or Minnie or Foof for me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Dave"

Sounds a bit off saying “come and fuck my Dave”

I call mine Foofi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noo noo so imagine when seeing the teletubbies for the first time and the hoover comes out ha ha ha ha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mines my cock cave, when it's not my cock cave it's "Clitopatra"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines my cock cave, when it's not my cock cave it's "Clitopatra""

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Shaved ones. A Pig with its throat cut.

Hairy ones. A rip in a fur trappers hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink velvet sausage wallet....and for the reference...NO. I don't call mine that!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

An ex girlfriend used to call it her Fairy. Never heard that one before or since.

Could have been handy for the washing up though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/12/17 13:31:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

Beef curtains

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

Spasm chasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey Pot

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

The rat, as in ‘get ya rat out’

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once heard men chatting and mentioned that the girl he was with the night before had a fanny "Like A Clowns Pocket"

Oh and i'll add Klackervalve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends little girl was standing at the top of a climbing frame waving her arms around. We shouted over "What you doing?" She shouted back, "I'm the cunt doctor"

Cringe! A quick word was had and it turns out that she was the conductor but couldn't pronounce it...phew

Gristle gripper

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Dave

Sounds a bit off saying “come and fuck my Dave”

I call mine Foofi

It's just that I know 3 Dave's and they're all cnuts

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We used to call it a mary when i was young

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage wallet

Meat cleave

Ripped out fireplace

Lady garden

Vag

Va j j

Axe wound

Penis fly trap

Stench trench

Cock socket

Fur Burger

Clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"minge

mott

When I was in the RAF a woman had the surname Mott, Corporal Mott, most amusing

Clout"

We had a Sapper Cox and Dicks as the first 2 names on the troop roll call. Had a new Staff Sgt thought we were taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I've just been to the waxing salon,I call it my Gucci Coochie. Other than that, Honey Trap or just plain old Pussy.

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