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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Hello! Cowabunga, compliments of the season. And the obligatory, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. About anything you flippin' like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Christmas Eve Eve. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get to nocturnal. Santaface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim. Merry Christmas to you one and all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening guys have a very festive snog off yours truly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah! Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Santaface

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hullo Chrimbo!

Festive fab greetings and all that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim. Merry Christmas to you one and all x"

Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and a merry little Christmas to you. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’ve just swapped the wine for a cup of tea and a mince pie x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Happy Xmas Jim ho ho ho

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Come and sing with me, proper chrimbo.

Empty your sack on me Santa baby

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening all. Bit tipsy. Watching the Royle Family now and drinking gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening guys have a very festive snog off yours truly

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Baaaaaaaaby. Mistle my toe.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jimbo! Merry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening James, maybe it's antepunultimate Christmas eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello ... hope Santa can bring me a dishwasher repair man ... mine just broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hullo Chrimbo!

Festive fab greetings and all that

g3orgie! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, happy crimbo. Santaface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Meli Christmas. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Well I aim to tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’ve just swapped the wine for a cup of tea and a mince pie x "

Goid eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a movie Saturday. Wine for tea?! How was your day? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Xmas Jim ho ho ho

Howdy Rowdy, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Santaface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

I feel like I have forgotten something. I can't been this organised.

Shit is going to hit the fan at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and sing with me, proper chrimbo.

Empty your sack on me Santa baby"

I'll take you for a drink. And I'll deliver. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooverphonic - Mad About You

https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeevening mr crimbo

I’m watching barny and his arrows whilst still feeling a bit jaded from overindulgence last night.

I’ve also just polished off a whole tub of minter wonderland.... god bless ben&jerrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas. "

Still copying my jokes!!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening Jim, hope you are well and feeling festively frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hullo Chrimbo!

Festive fab greetings and all that

g3orgie! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, happy crimbo. Santaface"

Loving your work. And the hat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Bit tipsy. Watching the Royle Family now and drinking gin. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Morrigan. I thought the Royle Family were on at three in a couple of days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sat at home waiting for a come collect me call from dick

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Come and sing with me, proper chrimbo.

Empty your sack on me Santa baby

I'll take you for a drink. And I'll deliver. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey."

Evening Jim darling. I love a good delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo! Merry Christmas!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Merry merry merry Christmas.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sat at home waiting for a come collect me call from dick "

Collect a dick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, maybe it's antepunultimate Christmas eve"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. I prefer mums, but I won't rule out aunties. Santaface

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hi Jim and everyone

I’m in a bed that’s like a cloud. Huge fluffy duvet and crisp cotton sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

Mother fucking house builders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well hello ... hope Santa can bring me a dishwasher repair man ... mine just broke

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Donna. I am a dishwasher.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jimbo! Merry Christmas!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Merry merry merry Christmas.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Well I aim to tell the truth "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ads. No fake news, I like it.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Evening all. Bit tipsy. Watching the Royle Family now and drinking gin.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Morrigan. I thought the Royle Family were on at three in a couple of days."

Depends whether or not you have Netflix...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, Honey for Jimposting last night. Ads, you're right.

Well I aim to tell the truth

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ads. No fake news, I like it."

Nope I always try to be 100% honest

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas. "

Tis the season to shag Meli, tra la la la, la la la la...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doo! What's your favourite thing about Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’ve just swapped the wine for a cup of tea and a mince pie x

Goid eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a movie Saturday. Wine for tea?! How was your day? x"

Damn that autocarrot it’s even learning to spell wrong

. Yes I’ve had a glass of wine earlier so being sensible and drinking tea now. Oh a movie day sounds great. I’ve had a good day, been to visit my mom then had a quiet afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

I feel like I have forgotten something. I can't been this organised.

Shit is going to hit the fan at some point. "

Do you have a turkey?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

I feel like I have forgotten something. I can't been this organised.

Shit is going to hit the fan at some point.

Do you have a turkey? "

No!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doo! What's your favourite thing about Christmas?"

Laughing with my family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Coal removed from fireplace by poster at 23/12/17 22:16:55]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doo! What's your favourite thing about Christmas?

Laughing with my family.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hooverphonic - Mad About You

https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg"

I'll check this out later. I'll Kik it to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all. "

We’re drinking baileys at the end of xmas 1/3

Ads

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

Mother fucking house builders "

It's probably my fault for eating a Rudolf Burger a few years back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeevening mr crimbo

I’m watching barny and his arrows whilst still feeling a bit jaded from overindulgence last night.

I’ve also just polished off a whole tub of minter wonderland.... god bless ben&jerrys

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samta, and Angelic Lacey.

A whole tub! Why not, it's Christmas. Santaface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!"

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hope you are well and feeling festively frisky

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, RJ. I am feeling FF. How are you feeling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hullo Chrimbo!

Festive fab greetings and all that

g3orgie! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, happy crimbo. Santaface

Loving your work. And the hat!

Thanks, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes."

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all.

We’re drinking baileys at the end of xmas 1/3

Ads"

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

I used to have the hots for Scott Mills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

Chim chiminee boo, boo. Have you got your chocolate orange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all.

We’re drinking baileys at the end of xmas 1/3

Ads

Bottoms up "

No my bottom if firmly down for the evening!

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

I used to have the hots for Scott Mills.

I can safely say it would not be reciprocated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat at home waiting for a come collect me call from dick "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I would fix the d on dick. But it's funnier to leave it.

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By *immymercuryMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Happy Christmas everyone, I am tucked up in bed as I broke my ankle on the 15th of December. Great Christmas for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and sing with me, proper chrimbo.

Empty your sack on me Santa baby

I'll take you for a drink. And I'll deliver. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.

Evening Jim darling. I love a good delivery "

Oooofft.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Happy Crimbo Jimbo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ace, I got AC/DC on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

I’m in a bed that’s like a cloud. Huge fluffy duvet and crisp cotton sheets.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Trellis in the cloud with diamond sheets. Santaface

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By *immymercuryMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Which track?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

I used to have the hots for Scott Mills.

I can safely say it would not be reciprocated

I know I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, birthday sister Seren. Tis the season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

I used to have the hots for Scott Mills.

I can safely say it would not be reciprocated

I know I know.

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You're learning about gardening in plenty of time before spring. I'm good thank you, I had a marvelous Christmas present.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’ve just swapped the wine for a cup of tea and a mince pie x

Goid eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a movie Saturday. Wine for tea?! How was your day? x

Damn that autocarrot it’s even learning to spell wrong

. Yes I’ve had a glass of wine earlier so being sensible and drinking tea now. Oh a movie day sounds great. I’ve had a good day, been to visit my mom then had a quiet afternoon x "

Fantastic, I'm glad you've had a good day. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell us about your Christmas package, Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doo! What's your favourite thing about Christmas?

Laughing with my family.

Beautiful!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sat at home waiting for a come collect me call from dick

Collect a dick?"

Yes his name is Dick and is acting like one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi crimbo!! Its so nearly Christmas!! Im super excited

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doo! What's your favourite thing about Christmas?

Laughing with my family.

What's yours? "

Turkey, and sprouts.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sat at home waiting for a come collect me call from dick

Collect a dick?

Yes his name is Dick and is acting like one! "

Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone and a Merry Christmas one and all.

Im turning Captain Morgan's ship in to a message bottle at moment...smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, Little Belter. Bottoms up. Santaface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You're learning about gardening in plenty of time before spring. I'm good thank you, I had a marvelous Christmas present.

I do love a bit of gardening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

Mother fucking house builders

It's probably my fault for eating a Rudolf Burger a few years back

Mmmmmm, Rudolph burger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

No wonder you're so good at spotting a comedy thief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking vino and watching The Sinner. Ooh and surprise phone call with my favourite Fab lady. Merry Christmas Eve's Eve one and all.

We’re drinking baileys at the end of xmas 1/3

Ads

Bottoms up "

I just said that to you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just spent all day building a fireplace in me flat so that Santa can visit me on Xmas morning

Now I have just realised that there is no chimney

Chim chiminee boo, boo. Have you got your chocolate orange?"

Oh yeah

I had to buy 2 of them though as they now appear to only be available in what I can only describe as, get your magnifying glass out size

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By *IGERSEYESWoman
over a year ago

PORNTOWN

Happy Xmas you sexy lot xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!"

Merry Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Courtney.

I am, are you? Jimposter, she's okay, I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Still copying my jokes!!

If Scott Mills can use Iain Lee's material. Then I can borrow your jokes.

I used to live in the flat across from Scott Mills

No wonder you're so good at spotting a comedy thief."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!"

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film."

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Christmas everyone, I am tucked up in bed as I broke my ankle on the 15th of December. Great Christmas for me! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mercurial Jimmy. Welcome to The Christmas Eve Eve late late nocturnal thread ©™ Santaface. Sorry to read about a fellow Jim going through tough times. Get well sooner than soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Crimbo Jimbo!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, merry Christmas, Ignite.

and Santaface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film."

We’ve watched:

Deck the hall

Santa claws

Home alone

Santa Claus the movie

We’re about to watch bad Santa 2 now the kids are in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which track? "

Back In Black. \m/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell us about your Christmas package, Jim! "

It's currently under wraps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us about your Christmas package, Jim!

It's currently under wraps."

So how do you know you got a good present today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and a Merry Christmas one and all.

Im turning Captain Morgan's ship in to a message bottle at moment...smooth

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, Samantha. Get it down you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Tis the season to shag Meli, tra la la la, la la la la... "

Cannot believe my amazing play on words was overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You're learning about gardening in plenty of time before spring. I'm good thank you, I had a marvelous Christmas present.

I do love a bit of gardening

Fancy a garden fork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Xmas you sexy lot xxx"

That's right, that's right, I really love your tiger light. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tiger. Happy Christmas. Welcome aboard The Christmas Eve Eve late late nocturnal thread ©™ Santaface. It's a big'un.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Which track?

Back In Black. \m/"

That's ma ringtone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

We’ve watched:

Deck the hall

Santa claws

Home alone

Santa Claus the movie

We’re about to watch bad Santa 2 now the kids are in bed"

Nice Christmas filming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!"

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell us about your Christmas package, Jim!

It's currently under wraps.

So how do you know you got a good present today? "

Oh, I thought you were talking about my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!

Merry Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Courtney.

I am, are you? Jimposter, she's okay, I suppose."

I am very much enjoying my night. Christmas tree lights: on. Holly and Mistletoe: hung. Presents: wrapped. Whisky: warmed (and already finished).

Holiday level: Expert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meli Christmas.

Tis the season to shag Meli, tra la la la, la la la la...

Cannot believe my amazing play on words was overlooked.

It hasn't been overlooked. If anything I referenced it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

That was the joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!

Merry Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Courtney.

I am, are you? Jimposter, she's okay, I suppose.

I am very much enjoying my night. Christmas tree lights: on. Holly and Mistletoe: hung. Presents: wrapped. Whisky: warmed (and already finished).

Holiday level: Expert.

That's because New York know how to do Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I believe I've done everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You're learning about gardening in plenty of time before spring. I'm good thank you, I had a marvelous Christmas present.

I do love a bit of gardening

Fancy a garden fork?"

I'm always up for a good forking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas eve, eve Jim. I'm reading up on edging and being a general pervert. How's you x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You're learning about gardening in plenty of time before spring. I'm good thank you, I had a marvelous Christmas present.

I do love a bit of gardening

Fancy a garden fork?

I'm always up for a good forking

It's good for you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!

Merry Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Courtney.

I am, are you? Jimposter, she's okay, I suppose."

Hey hey hey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Eve Eve, James!

I hope you're enjoying your night this festive evening. Your Jimposter last night was great, btw!

Merry Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Courtney.

I am, are you? Jimposter, she's okay, I suppose.

Hey hey hey. "

You know I'm pulling your leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening James...

Merry almost Christmas Eve...

May your stockings be full on Christmas day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James...

Merry almost Christmas Eve...

May your stockings be full on Christmas day "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Merry Christmas Eve Eve almost Christmas Eve. I hope your stockings are well filled. Santaface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe I've done everyone."

Do me again, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just had a Fab first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe I've done everyone.

Do me again, Jim

You'll get it.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening Jim.

I still have all my wrapping to do, so I’m going to go to bed and worry about it tomorrow

Bloody Father Christmas should wrap his own gifts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

I still have all my wrapping to do, so I’m going to go to bed and worry about it tomorrow

Bloody Father Christmas should wrap his own gifts!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, KissMac. Still! I can't say you have ages anymore. He takes all the credit, and leaves you in debit. You of course may not be in debit, I just said it because it rhymes. DO SOME WRAPPING!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

James - She's a Star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a Fab first."

Which was what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

That was the joke.

Oh! I didn’t recognise it as such given that I hadn’t said it first....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Courtney, I'm going to do you again. It's the Christmas Eve midnight hour.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

One minute to Christmas Eve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had a Fab first.

Which was what?"

I'll tell you in private.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

That was the joke.

Oh! I didn’t recognise it as such given that I hadn’t said it first....

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One minute to Christmas Eve! "

It's here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a Fab first.

Which was what?

I'll tell you in private."

I like it when you take me to one side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight!!! "

Hour!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

That was the joke.

Oh! I didn’t recognise it as such given that I hadn’t said it first....

Hahahaha. "

You see - *that’s* how you do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had a Fab first.

Which was what?

I'll tell you in private.

I like it when you take me to one side. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midnight!!!

Hour!!!"

Kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Hello you, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Guess which film I watched today. I'll narrow it down, it's one I hadn't seen before.

It better have been Up!

Nope. It's been a day of celibacy. It's a Christmas film.

But I’ve not told you to watch a Christmas film?!

I can watch other films!

But how am I supposed to guess if it’s not from our conversations?!

That was the joke.

Oh! I didn’t recognise it as such given that I hadn’t said it first....

Hahahaha.

You see - *that’s* how you do it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love surprise Christmas money!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight!!!

Hour!!!

Kiss?"

You don't have to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly 365 days ago I got engaged to the woman of my dreams

Ads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love surprise Christmas money! "

Much better than gift vouchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midnight!!!

Hour!!!

Kiss?

You don't have to ask.

Well, kinda do — consent is always important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly 365 days ago I got engaged to the woman of my dreams

Ads"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Exactly 365 days ago I got engaged to the woman of my dreams

Ads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midnight!!!

Hour!!!

Kiss?

You don't have to ask.

Well, kinda do — consent is always important

Always makes me think of the consent TEA video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks, I really need to organise myself! I’ll check back in a bit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight!!!

Hour!!!

Kiss?

You don't have to ask.

Well, kinda do — consent is always important

I just want your extra time and your, consent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bollocks, I really need to organise myself! I’ll check back in a bit x"

You started organising ages ago. See you later. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One minute to Christmas Eve!

It's here!

Hurrah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One minute to Christmas Eve!

It's here!

Hurrah

YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas Eve people of Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Eve people of Fab

Merry Christmas Eve, Brain. Santaface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TOTP2 Xmas is on BBC Four.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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24 hours and the sacks will have been unloaded all over the living room floor and tree

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"TOTP2 Xmas is on BBC Four.

Where is his arm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TOTP2 Xmas is on BBC Four.

Where is his arm?"

I'll ask Roy the next time I see him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"24 hours and the sacks will have been unloaded all over the living room floor and tree "

Such fun.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It was Christmas eve babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was Christmas eve babe"

In the drink tank

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Morning all and Happy Christmas Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks, I really need to organise myself! I’ll check back in a bit x

You started organising ages ago. See you later. x"

I’ve been fucking around! Still lots to do. Vag 3 leaves tomorrow morning back to Australia, so I’ve spent too long chatting and faffing today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all and Happy Christmas Eve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all and Happy Christmas Eve

Kinky! Merry Christmas!

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