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"Is this the kind of thing you can pick up with only one shopping day left until Christmas?" Let’s see....! ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah! Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?! ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() I think you’ve just described Wallace and Grommit ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() Both of them? That *is* twisted ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m good on all counts apart from the accent. Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count? " I’m originally from Bucks! Whereabouts? | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Champion lass!! When you're ready I'll be supping on't cheese, naked, oiled and dangling my handcuffs on board my 20' Shetland.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes!! That’s working ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() You had me at northern monkey ![]() | |||
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"Eeee danny243! Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx" Awwww you two ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() Okay, you’re on the list. Yes. Definitely. | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye just lay there like kipper smoking away asking for cheesey wotsits and brown ale while she watched corrie with fingers in her minge , although it has a Donald trump tan now | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() Tangenital, and confusing but good imagery if a terrifying scene! | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours ![]() | |||
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"Eeee danny243! Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx Awwww you two ![]() That's just Jawdeespeak pet ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() You’re in ![]() | |||
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"Eeee danny243! Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx Awwww you two ![]() ![]() My mum’s a Geordie! | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah get yourself here now. I've a cheese board grapes and crackers | |||
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"Northern wrong sex ![]() I’d have you! I’m the wrong sex for you though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy. Anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooft! | |||
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"I’m good on all counts apart from the accent. Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count? I’m originally from Bucks! Whereabouts? Olney. I’m more Chilterns area ![]() But of course you are darling. Stable the horses and have a roll in't hay wi' northern stable hand. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh?" He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like" I *do* like to eat ![]() | |||
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"Eeee danny243! Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx Awwww you two ![]() ![]() Does she know Sarah Millican? ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() I'll be on hand ![]() | |||
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"Eeee danny243! Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx Awwww you two ![]() ![]() ![]() My mum is a little older than Sarah ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() ![]() Now I just want you to finger me ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() A kebab like | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() I am bisexual, yes ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() Is that KFC’s slogan? | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. " I know Cookham ![]() | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() Tis a lovely place on the River. | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() Rowing is all the rage ![]() | |||
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"I’m Southern. It’s easy to understand what I say ![]() You don’t mince your words, for sure! ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() Only up north | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off” ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys ![]() | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes | |||
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like I *do* like to eat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() definatley a finger blasting on cards for you lass | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that all? ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For starters. Just don’t blast. But then I want to do all the things to you. ![]() | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() ![]() Have you ever been to Henley? I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Many times, especially for the regatta!! ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh sweetheart I certainly don't blast ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was saying that more so you knew my comment before this was not to you!! But hurrah ![]() | |||
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like Eh? He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" ![]() Does he come with a translator? | |||
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"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick" BOOM!! | |||
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"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick BOOM!!" youllbbe gushing like waterfall by time I finished | |||
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"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick BOOM!!" Now I have that bit stuck in my head but can’t remember the rest of the song ![]() | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s changed a lot since I was a teenager living there. | |||
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. I know Cookham ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh has it? I’ve not been back for a long time! | |||
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