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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thai!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I have just had a lovely burger can I have you for desert please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that's ring stingingly spicy please.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thai!

Always do difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of . I'm parched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keema naan and some biryani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed madras and a couple of chapattis please

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A fish pakora and a roti please, miss, throw a fresh green chilli on that too so I can eat it raw, makes the top of the tongue all sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of . I'm parched

That's weird..it took the word out of my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of . I'm parched

That's weird..it took the word out of my post "

And again! C o k e as in cola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just yourself would be delightful.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Onion bhaji pls (4 of)

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

Yep! "

Do dorry do hear dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai"

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Something that's ring stingingly spicy please.

Chilli in your fart ring?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just yourself would be delightful. "

But I don't fit in the bag!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can of . I'm parched

That's weird..it took the word out of my post "

Must have been while you were kissing me

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I see you like it hot and spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken kashmiri pilau rice onion bahjis plain naan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion bhaji and mint sauce please x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter "

I wee’d.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Our own turn. Tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had Indian last night. Can you go to the Chinese on your way home?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

I wee’d.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just yourself would be delightful.

But I don't fit in the bag!"

Stuff the bag, I'll just carry you away.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I had Indian last night. Can you go to the Chinese on your way home?"

Sure what you having?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

Yep!

Do dorry do hear dat

I'm do fed dup dwif it dnow

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Dishes out the orders to all the above

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Is there any reason why the roti is cold? Certain all would be good if you rub a little honey on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

Yep!

Do dorry do hear dat

I'm do fed dup dwif it dnow"

I can’t understand you, take that cock out your mouth! Just handjob him whilst you’re talking!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there any reason why the roti is cold? Certain all would be good if you rub a little honey on it.

Yes dear

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

Yep!

Do dorry do hear dat

I'm do fed dup dwif it dnow

I can’t understand you, take that cock out your mouth! Just handjob him whilst you’re talking!"

Sorry, bad manners talking with my mouthfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Chicken saag was, bombay potatoes and garlic naan please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Always do difficult

You got a blocked nose?

Yep!

Do dorry do hear dat

I'm do fed dup dwif it dnow

I can’t understand you, take that cock out your mouth! Just handjob him whilst you’re talking!

Sorry, bad manners talking with my mouthfull

That’s alright. Should I lift my cunt off his mouth a bit? Not sure if he’s passed out...

I’m loving our Saturday night threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

I wee’d.

It's ok, I think she's pulled one of her Xmas crackers early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Dansak, onion rice, Pashwari Naan and a pint of Mongoose. Thankyou please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

Where’s my head in your mind?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Mattar paneer (cheesy peas FTW!), tarka dhal (like a regular dhal just a little 'otter) and a roti.

Thanks. You're a diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

Where’s my head in your mind?

Which head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

Where’s my head in your mind?

Which head?"

Your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want? "

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)"

*whispers*

(racists)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai!

Oh I love to nibble on thighs... oh sorry you said Thai

Are you between my thighs in your head?!

Always

Where’s my head in your mind?

Which head?

Your choice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)"

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Chicken biryani please. It’s been a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eaten thanks.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)"

I wanted the reindeer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I wanted the reindeer. "

Donner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)"

I really hope the accusation was a "joke", do you think, Sam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken dhansak, rice, garlic naan, onion bhaji, Bombay potatoes and toilet roll in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I wanted the reindeer.

Donner?"

I thought that was a kebab not indian?

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I wanted the reindeer.

Donner?

I thought that was a kebab not indian?

Ads"

Agreed, but it is the only name of one of the reindeer’s that worked in the context!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I wanted the reindeer.

Donner?

I thought that was a kebab not indian?

Ads

Agreed, but it is the only name of one of the reindeer’s that worked in the context!

Blitzen sounds like a foreign name for an ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I really hope the accusation was a "joke", do you think, Sam?"

It was doc, I’m too busy being a homophobe to be a racist as well....

Fancy a bum ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I wanted the reindeer. "

I’d of had it away for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)

*whispers*

(racists)

Lacey has food allergies so we just don’t eat it.

(We don’t like racists either)

I really hope the accusation was a "joke", do you think, Sam?

It was doc, I’m too busy being a homophobe to be a racist as well....

Fancy a bum ??

Sorry, big fella, too busy trying to straighten lesbians!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Biryani with veggie dalca and papadom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter "

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

Mind you theres so many thousands of indian dishes and family recipes that its vertully impossible to name them and thats why they name them with funny witty names its just gonna get more complicated as time goes bye.!

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

I think the original comment may not have been appreciated properly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

My hangover from the fiery depths of hell to fuck right off !

(We don’t like Indian food)"

Lol if you like Chinese/Italian or even french foods they all use Indian spices love.

Your techniquey eating indian foods drinking indian tea arabian coffee and the list goes on! Alcohol is an arabic word look it up! Soaps paper anything created before the 17th century was foreign even matamatics use India or arab equtions like al zebra

Go out into the world and educate yourself and don't be so American!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

I think the original comment may not have been appreciated properly...."
its late am pissd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

Your misunderstanding is funnier than TT’s joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an indian on saturday & fell ill yesterday & had to drive 1hr 15 minutes home from work. Clenched cheeks. Still off today. So please no more indians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken karahi - please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chicken karahi - please"

Thats what i had followed by being ill

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

Your misunderstanding is funnier than TT’s joke

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We're Indian and on the menu occaisonally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Tarka curry please, it's like a Madras but a little otter

tarka actully means to fry spices together. Like tarka dall fryed garilc onions&corrianda.

Mabe you meen vindaloo/ tindaloo or phall beeing the hottest in that order.

Your misunderstanding is funnier than TT’s joke

Err maybe i was trying to be funny!

Like the pink panther!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chicken karahi - please

Thats what i had followed by being ill"

next time try karahi chicken you might feel better if you had it in that order.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had an indian on saturday & fell ill yesterday & had to drive 1hr 15 minutes home from work. Clenched cheeks. Still off today. So please no more indians"
try useing a condom next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fish pakora and a roti please, miss, throw a fresh green chilli on that too so I can eat it raw, makes the top of the tongue all sensitive.

just don't go giving anyone head straight after it fucking hurts like shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just yourself would be delightful.

But I don't fit in the bag!"

The bag should fit over your head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had Indian last night. Can you go to the Chinese on your way home?"

You won't feel a thing if you try a Chinese after having an indian! Try it the other way round.You won't feel disappointed that way!

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