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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do me?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Gladly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tart "

He wouldn’t join the other thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Gladly. "

Let’s do all the filth

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice. "

Are you going to rob me of my principles?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.

Are you going to rob me of my principles? "

Ill beta them out of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.

Are you going to rob me of my principles? "

Although I heed no advice from our current government.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.

Are you going to rob me of my principles?

Ill beta them out of you. "

I love it when you’re alpha

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx"

Mwahhh

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh "

We had pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza! "

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Oh a bareback creampie gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m in the mood for consensual non-consent. You can do whatever you want, Clem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh a bareback creampie gang bang?"

Woof

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!"

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

"

Stuff me good and proper.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper. "

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze. "

Awwwww (Hugs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do me?"

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do me?

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life "

I think you would too. How do you want me?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

Awwwww (Hugs)"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandango has just been an answer on Pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

Awwwww (Hugs)

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment! "

A twiglet crash ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be thunderbolt and lightning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be thunderbolt and lightning? "

Very very frightening

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Do me?

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life

I think you would too. How do you want me?"

Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

Awwwww (Hugs)

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment! "

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fandango has just been an answer on Pointless. "

It usually is related to all things pointless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

Awwwww (Hugs)

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

A twiglet crash ? "

I have pills for him so that won’t happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be thunderbolt and lightning?

Very very frightening"

Yes. To both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do me?

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life

I think you would too. How do you want me?

Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed. "

Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Do me?

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life

I think you would too. How do you want me?

Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed.

Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?

"

Corn on the cob up your chough?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx

Mwahhh

We had pizza!

Now have me... albeit a carb overload!

Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?

Stuff me good and proper.

But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.

Awwwww (Hugs)

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

"

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do me?

I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life

I think you would too. How do you want me?

Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed.

Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?

Corn on the cob up your chough?"

I’ll butter it up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability...."

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you. "

Hey! meany.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany. "

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out. "

That's what you think....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

That's what you think.... "

Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

That's what you think....

Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things. "

Usually with my mouth full..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

That's what you think....

Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.

Usually with my mouth full.."

...of my cunt.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

That's what you think....

Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.

Usually with my mouth full..

...of my cunt."

Indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!

I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.

Just as well. It's an inevitability....

I’ll probably already be asleep before you.

Hey! meany.

I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.

That's what you think....

Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.

Usually with my mouth full..

...of my cunt.

Indeed. "

In my head like.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

We skipped the light fandango,

Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor....

But we weren’t feeling seasick,

So we cried out for some more!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We skipped the light fandango,

Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor....

But we weren’t feeling seasick,

So we cried out for some more!!

"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment... "

Beard oil?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?"

Oooo! Scented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do me?"

Iain Lee's wife. Phwoaarr.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented? "

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas."

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"? "

Fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

Fish?"

Oi!

My cunt smells of victory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment... "

I’ll still find it, worry not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Libby Libby langoooo

They call it fandangooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

Fish?

Oi!

My cunt smells of victory "

Napalm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Libby Libby langoooo

They call it fandangooooo!

"

Ello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

Fish?

Oi!

My cunt smells of victory

Napalm?"

Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

Fish?

Oi!

My cunt smells of victory

Napalm?

Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning. "

It'll smell of stale spunk and piss if you play your cards right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...

Beard oil?

Oooo! Scented?

I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.

I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?

Fish?

Oi!

My cunt smells of victory

Napalm?

Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning.

It'll smell of stale spunk and piss if you play your cards right! "

I can’t even cope, I’m laughing so hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With pleasure & vibes of loving kindness with a strong helping of naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With pleasure & vibes of loving kindness with a strong helping of naughty "

Well thank you!

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