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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yh mines kind of long but it’s got every bit of info on that people should read before messaging me

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

whats too long ..is mine too long ? ..

i think an entertaining and informative profile is far better than one that says "fun guy lookin 4 fun" or " will fill in later".. then 10 lines of Sidney university..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

"

thats true because so many guys will message u having not even read the first line of your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pop to specsavers bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

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Doesn't matter what the text says or even if there's just a dot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter? "

They're long to put people off that don't like long profiles. Think of it as a filter so you don't waste time reading it or mailing them.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Too long is when it goes on about all the negative stuff and hoop jumping they want, then as was said earlier countless wasted lines about sydney uni which was probably nothing to do with this site in the first place.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Too long is when it goes on about all the negative stuff and hoop jumping they want, then as was said earlier countless wasted lines about sydney uni which was probably nothing to do with this site in the first place."

So preferences are now hoop jumping are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is long, but I don't like to rush things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

"

Yup, exactly this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're better than short profiles that say the same few lines of shit that can be read on a 1000 other profiles

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Too long is when it goes on about all the negative stuff and hoop jumping they want, then as was said earlier countless wasted lines about sydney uni which was probably nothing to do with this site in the first place.

So preferences are now hoop jumping are they? "

They can be if they reel off more of what they don't want rather than what they do.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"They're better than short profiles that say the same few lines of shit that can be read on a 1000 other profiles"

Well at least better than "fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

thats true because so many guys will message u having not even read the first line of your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

"

This!

I had profile a while back that simply said "bollocks"

It's still the same old shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too long is when it goes on about all the negative stuff and hoop jumping they want, then as was said earlier countless wasted lines about sydney uni which was probably nothing to do with this site in the first place.

So preferences are now hoop jumping are they?

They can be if they reel off more of what they don't want rather than what they do. "

Putting what you don’t want should stop people messaging asking if you like such and such.

Though I used to have that I didn’t like hotel meets on before but I still got messages saying they were in a hotel

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

if someone cant be bothered to say something interesting about themselves they cant be expected to be taken seriously in my opinion

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Too long is when it goes on about all the negative stuff and hoop jumping they want, then as was said earlier countless wasted lines about sydney uni which was probably nothing to do with this site in the first place.

So preferences are now hoop jumping are they?

They can be if they reel off more of what they don't want rather than what they do. "

And if you don't put what you don't want people take the piss on here.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"if someone cant be bothered to say something interesting about themselves they cant be expected to be taken seriously in my opinion"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter? "
its not the size that counts its the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well all of the copyright Sydney University stuff is waste of time unless you intend to spend thousands in court. Anyways you can turn of having your profile indexed by Google in privacy settings. I get annoyed because people expect to meet me but do not have a single face pic. What is it, Blind Date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new profile is just a piss take at the moment as I know most dont read it. I do like quite long profiles to read. They can be interesting reads. Too long and I get a little bored though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My new profile is just a piss take at the moment as I know most dont read it. I do like quite long profiles to read. They can be interesting reads. Too long and I get a little bored though "
I've read the pictures 6 times mmmmm

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"My new profile is just a piss take at the moment as I know most dont read it. I do like quite long profiles to read. They can be interesting reads. Too long and I get a little bored though "

Lol love it xx

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

Mine's longer than the average, but it sets out what I want people to know before anything further might happen. As long as it's generally phrased in a positive way, I don't see anything wrong with that. Much better, in my view, than the "horny looking for NSA" ones.

Agree with the filter comments above re: people who haven't got the will/patience to read more than a couple of sentences.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mines long ... been here nearly 5 years so try to cover most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines long ... been here nearly 5 years so try to cover most things "
except your body mmmm

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"Well all of the copyright Sydney University stuff is waste of time unless you intend to spend thousands in court. Anyways you can turn of having your profile indexed by Google in privacy settings. I get annoyed because people expect to meet me but do not have a single face pic. What is it, Blind Date? "

Yes, a lot of people could trim the Sydney Uni rubbish off. That would help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like medium sized ones myself, if they are too long I skim a bit but if it's someone I am interested in meeting I will read it in its entirety. I don't like short ones or non existent ones as you then have to probe the member to get them to reveal their sexual desires XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like medium sized ones myself, if they are too long I skim a bit but if it's someone I am interested in meeting I will read it in its entirety. I don't like short ones or non existent ones as you then have to probe the member to get them to reveal their sexual desires XXX"
awwww probe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated mine. No-one reads it.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

They say what the writer wants them to and much of it is frustration as people dont read what they are looking for.

If not for you,move on to the next.

Miss

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Mines long ... been here nearly 5 years so try to cover most things except your body mmmm "

Haha clever answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines long ... been here nearly 5 years so try to cover most things except your body mmmm

Haha clever answer "
I only read the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines long ... been here nearly 5 years so try to cover most things except your body mmmm

Haha clever answer I only read the pics "

Haha as they say a picture says a thousand words

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By *unkydesignCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Long (ish) profile? Guilty as charged!

It tells people our likes and dislikes, a little bit about us both etc. That said, it still doesn’t stop messages from people whom we don’t meet. Those messages are deleted unread so it’s no big deal to us. If you can’t be bothered reading our profile we can’t be bothered reading your message. Touché

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

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+1

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you want quantity and quality, read the detailed profile so that you understand potential partners.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Long (ish) profile? Guilty as charged!

It tells people our likes and dislikes, a little bit about us both etc. That said, it still doesn’t stop messages from people whom we don’t meet. Those messages are deleted unread so it’s no big deal to us. If you can’t be bothered reading our profile we can’t be bothered reading your message. Touché "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The content is obviously at the discretion of the profile owner, it’s irrespective whether It contain 1 sentence, or several chapters. As long as the author is satisfied with the text. As the reader, you choice is to read or not to read, usually that depends on whether you’d like to get to know that person.

There’s been so many threads of this nature, really, does it actually matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't mind a long one if it's interesting to read and light hearted.

An essay of demands, bitching and general negativity is a turn off.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"After being on and off here for a few years, I’ve realised it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what you write on your profile, or how long or short it is.

Doesn't matter what the text says or even if there's just a dot!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has gotten longer but it still doesn't tell you much. It fits on my phone screen so no scrolling required ro read it . They're not designed to be read are they

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Tbh I wrote my profile for my own amusement. I don’t care if it makes no difference. But then, I like the result la I’m getting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has gotten longer but it still doesn't tell you much. It fits on my phone screen so no scrolling required ro read it . They're not designed to be read are they "
no they're your thoughts your aspirations but even you don't know what you really really want until you meet it

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I don't think there's enough space to write a profile that I'd consider long.

Lengthy is fine, concise is fine, dull is not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I dunno... I quite like a good read every now and then.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Mine changes often and still no one reads it

I just look to see if they are pretty and worth sitting on now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I get distracted easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list of like and dislikes always makes me laugh , I’m mean good luck trying to find the perfect person on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get distracted easily. "
you read the pics too?

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Mine changes often and still no one reads it

I just look to see if they are pretty and worth sitting on now. "
as long as I have a face, you have a seat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mine changes often and still no one reads it

I just look to see if they are pretty and worth sitting on now. as long as I have a face, you have a seat "

Anywhere you lay your hat that's my home (as sung by my vagina)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine changes often and still no one reads it

I just look to see if they are pretty and worth sitting on now. "
petula!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter? "

Have you ever seen one of those "book" things... they sometimes go over multiple pages.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter? "

Have you seen some people's thread post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles are soooooooooooo long on here, they make my eyes hurt.

Surely they can be shorter?

Have you seen some people's thread post? "
omg yes know exactly who you mean .....the threads nearly over by the time they make one comment

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