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I'm about to start my Christmas wrapping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pray for me

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pray for me "

Do you have a sellotape dispenser?

Those things are amazing.

I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.

I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I should get off here & start mine.

Mind you, I've only got 4 things to wrap

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I should get off here & start mine.

Mind you, I've only got 4 things to wrap "

If you wrap your boobs up, does that count as one present or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the unwrapping

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well get off here and crack on woman! I do mine as I go along saves a big wrap on the last min and also just incase the kid's go snooping.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I should get off here & start mine.

Mind you, I've only got 4 things to wrap

If you wrap your boobs up, does that count as one present or two? "

Depends if I can wrap them individually or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I’d done mine and then found a bag full of stuff earlier... gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not religious so can't pray but wish you well instead op

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i never bother with it .. i hate doing that much ..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Our Father who art in heaven

Addled be our Brain

She will be fucked

As we will be fucked

In wrap

As we are when wrapping

Give her today some decent scissors

And don't let her lose the tape end

As we have lost the tape end before her

Lead her not into sweating and crying

And deliver her from swearing

For hers is the headache, the ball ache and heart ache.

She will forever endeavour

Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapping is fun! I'd do it for ya Brian.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just as long as you're not Christmas Rapping.

Damn that song is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mine are done and delivered.

#smugface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic bags all tied up here. Job done.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ve been attempting to start mine for about two hours. Procrastinating is one of my specialities. I’m on the floor with everything I need and I’m still perving on here!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I stayed up til about 3am last night after getting into a rhythm with my wrapping! Just a couple left to do most years I end up finishing it off Christmas morning so I feel surprisingly organised this year

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I’ve been attempting to start mine for about two hours. Procrastinating is one of my specialities. I’m on the floor with everything I need and I’m still perving on here! "
show off. I’m avoiding the room mine are in. Out of sight and all that !

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I stayed up til about 3am last night after getting into a rhythm with my wrapping! Just a couple left to do most years I end up finishing it off Christmas morning so I feel surprisingly organised this year "

I do think that getting in the rhythm is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still running around the shops trying to find prezzies and get the food for Xmas dinner sorted! I think I'll just buy posh gift bags for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

# Feeling smug here too, all done, delivered, kids are just away to see new Jumanji movie , so may even slip in a festive Shag when hubby gets in from walking the pooch's

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Me too here goes;

It was December 24th on Hollis ave in the dark

When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park

I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog, oh my god, an ill reindeer....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm still running around the shops trying to find prezzies and get the food for Xmas dinner sorted! I think I'll just buy posh gift bags for everything "

Can't be rushing too much if you are here fella

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised "
wanna do mine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised "

Let them out, they won't be able to breathe!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised wanna do mine ?"

I'd sooner do you. Welcome to my schedule for 2018

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised

Let them out, they won't be able to breathe!! "

That's the way I like them

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I'm all done aside from the two hiding in the boot of my car.

So organised wanna do mine ?

I'd sooner do you. Welcome to my schedule for 2018"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for me "

Have you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still sorting. Wrapping will start this evening. Then working out how to pack it all ready for journeying tomorrow!

*deep breath*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still sorting. Wrapping will start this evening. Then working out how to pack it all ready for journeying tomorrow!

*deep breath*"

You need the Mr N technique.

Wrap present in the carrier bag. Place all presents in another carrier bag. Bung bag in boot of car. Job done. You're now ready for your journey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fry up break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pray for me

Do you have a sellotape dispenser?

Those things are amazing.

I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.

I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday."

Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well get off here and crack on woman! I do mine as I go along saves a big wrap on the last min and also just incase the kid's go snooping."

I can't do that. I forget what I bought and lose the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our Father who art in heaven

Addled be our Brain

She will be fucked

As we will be fucked

In wrap

As we are when wrapping

Give her today some decent scissors

And don't let her lose the tape end

As we have lost the tape end before her

Lead her not into sweating and crying

And deliver her from swearing

For hers is the headache, the ball ache and heart ache.

She will forever endeavour

Again!

"

Apart from the swearing, it helped. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still sorting. Wrapping will start this evening. Then working out how to pack it all ready for journeying tomorrow!

*deep breath*

You need the Mr N technique.

Wrap present in the carrier bag. Place all presents in another carrier bag. Bung bag in boot of car. Job done. You're now ready for your journey. "

I do need that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[All hope of being ready removed by poster at 23/12/17 14:28:21]"

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got all my wrapping to do today! Some1 come an help!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pray for me

Do you have a sellotape dispenser?

Those things are amazing.

I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.

I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday.

Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table "

Same but my arse usually brushes past and thats it I don't notice them for 12 months. I'm waiting for the football to start at 3pm, radio on, sellotape out and countless offcuts of paper and I'm getting on with it. I used to do bows and ribbons years ago but fuck that shit, I've grown up since then.

Well done on yours, another thing you can tick off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pray for me

Do you have a sellotape dispenser?

Those things are amazing.

I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.

I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday.

Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table

Same but my arse usually brushes past and thats it I don't notice them for 12 months. I'm waiting for the football to start at 3pm, radio on, sellotape out and countless offcuts of paper and I'm getting on with it. I used to do bows and ribbons years ago but fuck that shit, I've grown up since then.

Well done on yours, another thing you can tick off."

I was hoping to be finished and out of the house before the football started. I'm about 3/5 of the way done. I've stopped for refreshments and to rest my poor back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got all my wrapping to do today! Some1 come an help! "

'Fraid you're on your own mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished all mine today. Bragging? Not much

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Finished all mine today. Bragging? Not much "

Bit slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finished all mine today. Bragging? Not much

Bit slow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mine was done by last Saturday... my parents' presents (and the cat's) was under their tree by Saturday evening too.

Amateurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All mine was done by last Saturday... my parents' presents (and the cat's) was under their tree by Saturday evening too.

Amateurs. "

You pro, you

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’ve still not wrapped a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All mine was done by last Saturday... my parents' presents (and the cat's) was under their tree by Saturday evening too.

Amateurs.

You pro, you "

Too right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve still not wrapped a thing! "

Are you not the panicking kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve still not wrapped a thing! "

Me neither. We’ve got this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to start mine, then I realised I didn't have any paper, or presents for that matter.... I have wine though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love wrapping presents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to start mine, then I realised I didn't have any paper, or presents for that matter.... I have wine though...."

I didn't have wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love wrapping presents "

How many have you wrapped?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve still not wrapped a thing!

Me neither. We’ve got this "

As long as the last gift is under the tree before midnight on the 24th, you're safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for me "
You get through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pray for me You get through it."

I got through most of it. I'm recovering with Jack Daniels and coca cola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love wrapping presents

How many have you wrapped? "

Oh I still have some to wrap including a bike! But it doesn’t stress me out at all, I love wrapping presents, always have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to start mine, then I realised I didn't have any paper, or presents for that matter.... I have wine though...."

Oh I’ve ran out of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished mine took me 4hrs now for a bottle of Kopparberg or two as a reward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so tempted just to do a smithy and just use tin foil!!

Geeky x

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