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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

If posting 500 selfies a day to Facebook isn't enough, you can literally marry yourself now. Dominique Youkhehpaz has set up a business in america, naturally, that lets people have a solo wedding and marry themselves. It's all part of 'sologamy' which sounds like a glorified term for wanking. Whilst a 10-week online preparation course is just $200, crazy cat lady Laura Mesi spent £8,700 on her 'wedding'. Sophie Tanner described it as "the best day of my life, complete with vintage grown and teary dad" - oh love those ain't tears of joy!

WTF people, WTF...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Jeeez, I hate to marry me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It may be the only option for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't work out, at least you get to keep half of your stuff in the divorce

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeez, I hate to marry me! "
awwwww are you high maintenance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a nutter!

I love her already!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

If you marry yourself, then have sex with somebody, is it adultery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the divorce

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If you marry yourself, then have sex with somebody, is it adultery? "

I remember watching jerry Springer as a teenager and a guy 'married' a horse and i thought that was the weirdest thing I'd see, but this tops it

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Imagine the divorce "

I bet 70% of these women have multiple personality disorders to boot

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Jeeez, I hate to marry me! awwwww are you high maintenance? "

No, far from it.

I tried marriage once, it didn't agree with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeez, I hate to marry me! awwwww are you high maintenance?

No, far from it.

I tried marriage once, it didn't agree with me. "
ha its like marmite you either love it or hate it

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Is it ok to take the piss out of this or are these women literally suffering from mental illness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to take the piss out of this or are these women literally suffering from mental illness?"
it is a mental illness you have to like yourself a little they are taking it to a ridiculous extreme

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Is it ok to take the piss out of this or are these women literally suffering from mental illness?it is a mental illness you have to like yourself a little they are taking it to a ridiculous extreme "

You can see a picture of one of them on the BBC website, she looks like what you'd expect

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If you marry yourself, then have sex with somebody, is it adultery?

I remember watching jerry Springer as a teenager and a guy 'married' a horse and i thought that was the weirdest thing I'd see, but this tops it"

I remember seeing a documentary where people had relationships with trees. Not sure if any of them married their tree though.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I couldn't marry me!!!

I'd never put out the bins, empty the litter tray, kill a spider...fuck that!!!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If you marry yourself, then have sex with somebody, is it adultery?

I remember watching jerry Springer as a teenager and a guy 'married' a horse and i thought that was the weirdest thing I'd see, but this tops it

I remember seeing a documentary where people had relationships with trees. Not sure if any of them married their tree though. "

Green party conference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post reminded me..mum was watching telly and I caught an ad for a phone.

Apparently the main selling points were that you can take a selfie just by saying 'take a selfie' and that it would never be full memory wise so you'd always be able to save all your selfies.

Really?

Has that what human kind has come to? So lazy and up themselves that this particular sales angle will sell units.

The human race is properly becoming shit..

You ever feel like you just don't belong?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If I were to get married it would need to be to a lovely man.

I already live with myself 24/7

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How come all the other loonies have the best ideas.

Wish i'd have been there first.

Kaching !

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You ever feel like you just don't belong? "

No, I just don't partake of things that are moronic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The human race is properly becoming shit..

You ever feel like you just don't belong? "

Every day

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You ever feel like you just don't belong?

No, I just don't partake of things that are moronic "

But you're okay with ironic ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You ever feel like you just don't belong?

No, I just don't partake of things that are moronic

But you're okay with ironic ?"

Always

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Your post reminded me..mum was watching telly and I caught an ad for a phone.

Apparently the main selling points were that you can take a selfie just by saying 'take a selfie' and that it would never be full memory wise so you'd always be able to save all your selfies.

Really?

Has that what human kind has come to? So lazy and up themselves that this particular sales angle will sell units.

The human race is properly becoming shit..

You ever feel like you just don't belong? "

I quit facebook years ago and i do think it encourages the worst behavioural traits humans have. I know they were always there under the surface but we ain't half promoting it now. The only thing i hate more than selfie obsessed types are their friends who comment with "wow babez, lookin stunning xxx" especially as you can guarantee it's a distinctively average picture.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Marriage is an institution, I don't want to be in a institution. However perhaps I belong in one.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Marriage is an institution, I don't want to be in a institution. However perhaps I belong in one. "

Ha ha fab needs a like button

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I am sure there are a few on here that will be "looking into" this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It may be the only option for me "

Me too, let's hook up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I quit facebook years ago and i do think it encourages the worst behavioural traits humans have. I know they were always there under the surface but we ain't half promoting it now. The only thing i hate more than selfie obsessed types are their friends who comment with "wow babez, lookin stunning xxx" especially as you can guarantee it's a distinctively average picture. "

Facebook is something I've always avoided - along with the types of people that say things like "wow babes lookin stunnin "

They'll all be married to themselves soon I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post reminded me..mum was watching telly and I caught an ad for a phone.

Apparently the main selling points were that you can take a selfie just by saying 'take a selfie' and that it would never be full memory wise so you'd always be able to save all your selfies.

Really?

Has that what human kind has come to? So lazy and up themselves that this particular sales angle will sell units.

The human race is properly becoming shit..

You ever feel like you just don't belong?

I quit facebook years ago and i do think it encourages the worst behavioural traits humans have. I know they were always there under the surface but we ain't half promoting it now. The only thing i hate more than selfie obsessed types are their friends who comment with "wow babez, lookin stunning xxx" especially as you can guarantee it's a distinctively average picture. "

I deleted my facebook a short while ago for many reasons but with those ranking fairly highly amongst them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry horse, tree or ones self! I’ve just realised I’ve led a sheltered life. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ever feel like you just don't belong?

No, I just don't partake of things that are moronic "

That doesn't leave much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The human race is properly becoming shit..

You ever feel like you just don't belong?

Every day "

I'm sure i'm in a test of some kind..Truman show style. Something isn't right

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By *quarianwhisperMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I never had facebook/twitter or similar. And seem like there is very little amount of people left to talk about things other than those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked myself to marry me but I turned myself down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked myself to marry me but I turned myself down "

This made me snort! You dafty.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

At least the sex is good

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Imagine the divorce "

Imagine the marriage counselling first

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