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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Milk and one sugar please. A digestive for dunking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love some sausage administered. And a mug to accompany it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, white, two please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Are any bacon butties going with the brew?

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By *are_freeMan
over a year ago

Crewe

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..

And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milk and one sugar please. A digestive for dunking!"

Coming up!

Mug or cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice strong cuppa for me please and mmmmmmm a sausage sarnie would be nice xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love some sausage administered. And a mug to accompany it.

A lady after my own heart

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Just brewed a lovely java

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, white, two please

Surely thing

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By *quarianwhisperMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Big strong coffee please.

Way too many last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love some sausage administered. And a mug to accompany it.

A lady after my own heart

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.

I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!

T xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..

And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives

Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hang on...I need bacon too!

Slim! Bring bacon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.

I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!

T xx

Can i bring mine up too?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea please

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By *are_freeMan
over a year ago

Crewe

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..

And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives

Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir?

Side!!

Hell no... tea is for wetting the whistle so to speak.. then biscuits are a starter.. you’re main course and am your creamy dessert

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Coffee, strong, black, no sugar

Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.

Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big mug of strong black coffee please. No sausage, I'm off men for the foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please

As you asked nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..

And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives

Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir?

Side!!

Hell no... tea is for wetting the whistle so to speak.. then biscuits are a starter.. you’re main course and am your creamy dessert

That is the correct answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie and a mug of tea, milk one sugar please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

Tea with half a sugar for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo a nice cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar

Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.

Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx"

Coming up beaut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong white tea, no sugar for me, please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind a tea please

After all the hotel room im in has no cups,no tea bags,no spoons...what they thing im gonna do,make coffee in the little pot with sugar/coffee sachets in it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee one sweetener please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grab your teas people...coffee is brewing...bacon is cooking....

I'd better be earning myself a shag here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee please black and strong

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hang on...I need bacon too!

Slim! Bring bacon! "

Hurray!! Forever in your debt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coffee please black and strong

*hands over mug*

Black as my soul for you doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on...I need bacon too!

Slim! Bring bacon!

Hurray!! Forever in your debt

Don't thank me yet...slim still hasn't turned up with my meat!

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.

I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!

T xx

Can i bring mine up too?

Hell yeah..hop in bed and we can enjoy our baps

No crumbs though

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Vanilla latte and a sausage & brown sauce would definately hit the spot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.

I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!

T xx

Can i bring mine up too?

Hell yeah..hop in bed and we can enjoy our baps

No crumbs though

Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vanilla latte and a sausage & brown sauce would definately hit the spot."

Nilla lattes are my favourite might make myself one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders tea, 2 sugars.

...and a Twix. Bite the ends off and use as a straw. Then scoff the hot soggy moulten toffee/biscuit combo

(don't knock it till you've tried it

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"No crumbs though

Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?

Hehe... you look bloody stunning so keep on with the crummies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Builders tea, 2 sugars.

...and a Twix. Bite the ends off and use as a straw. Then scoff the hot soggy moulten toffee/biscuit combo

(don't knock it till you've tried it

Blatantly trying that next time I get my hands on a twix!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No crumbs though

Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?

Hehe... you look bloody stunning so keep on with the crummies

Oh you!

Just for that, you can have my posh biccies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meat finally on the way....I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!

Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...

Peach x

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"No crumbs though

Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?

Hehe... you look bloody stunning so keep on with the crummies

Oh you!

Just for that, you can have my posh biccies!

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!

Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...

Peach x"

I'm told it's on it's way...

Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!

Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...

Peach x

I'm told it's on it's way...

Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that

With my teeth

Better prep the dildo in case the meat doesn't arrive

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!

Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...

Peach x

I'm told it's on it's way...

Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that

With my teeth

Better prep the dildo in case the meat doesn't arrive

Peach x"

Oh peach! *twinge*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?"

No, I like cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar

Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.

Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx

Coming up beaut!

Mwaaaah!

Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar

Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.

Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx

Coming up beaut!

Mwaaaah!

Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx"

I have some other methods of keeping people awake and alert yaknow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

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By *ezmanyorksMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Tea (of the Yorkshire variety) white with 1 sweetener please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

I think peach has got that covered...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea (of the Yorkshire variety) white with 1 sweetener please

Thank Christmas you didn't want a sausage bap...I've got a backlog!

One Yorkshire Tea coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

I think peach has got that covered...

Can I watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

I think peach has got that covered...

Can I watch.

Yes...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar

Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.

Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx

Coming up beaut!

Mwaaaah!

Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx

I have some other methods of keeping people awake and alert yaknow...

Oh I'll bet

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By *ezmanyorksMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Tea (of the Yorkshire variety) white with 1 sweetener please

Thank Christmas you didn't want a sausage bap...I've got a backlog!

One Yorkshire Tea coming up!"

You are just too kind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee black please and sausage bap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

I think peach has got that covered...

Can I watch.

Yes...

...pounding me from behind while I take my sweet time with my babe here

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need hosing down Strumps

Meet me in the shower in 5

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need hosing down Strumps

Meet me in the shower in 5

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle's on, who wants what?

I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!

Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!

(Yes...I have biscuits too)

What c word? Cock?

No, I like cock

I've got good news....I've got a cock.

Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word

But I would want you to cum.

I think peach has got that covered...

Can I watch.

Yes...

...pounding me from behind while I take my sweet time with my babe here

Peach x"

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