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Emmerdale's Inuendo Line of the Year

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By *ORDERMAN OP   Man
over a year ago

wrexham

Just caught the omnibus edition, spat out my coffee when heard the following........

Rhona is in the bar, discussing her colleague Vannessa's failed business meeting with the snooty stud owner....saying "I don't know what CAME over Vannessa she's normally very good with her TONGUE" just as Vannessa and Charity emerge from cellar from their girl on girl tete a tete........if only we knew what Paddy saw that evidently traumatised him.........perhaps Charity coming over Vannessa's tongue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really need to get out more dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You really need to get out more dude "

When life has sunk to watching the soaps!

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By *ORDERMAN OP   Man
over a year ago

wrexham

was only watching it wrapping presents this morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was only watching it wrapping presents this morning...."

I was just being facetious really..lots of folk like them, fair play

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You've been on sex sites too long.

Seriously. See it from an Emmerdale viewers perspective rather than a fuck site members perspective.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"was only watching it wrapping presents this morning...."

ooooooo denial .... defence

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I smiled too

Never apologise for doing something you like doing

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"You've been on sex sites too long.

Seriously. See it from an Emmerdale viewers perspective rather than a fuck site members perspective. "

I am guessing after watching the programme for a while they knew exactly what they were doing

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I missed that one but Bernice seems to get a lot of double entendre lines. I can’t remember the last one I heard of hers but I do remember the gay character, Christian, talking about party food on Eastenders. He said ‘ I don’t eat at the sea food buffet ‘ . I actually lol’d at that! My mum didn’t ‘get it’ though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I must be innocent I don't get it.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I must be innocent I don't get it."

Eating at the seafood buffet? It’s a euphemism for performing oral sex on a lady

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I must be innocent I don't get it.

Eating at the seafood buffet? It’s a euphemism for performing oral sex on a lady "

Cos there's one shrimp inside ? Ahhhhhhhhh it's a clam ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New boy starts at the mortuary and on his first day asks the boss 'how come that lady has a shrimp poking out of her..ya know...bits?'

The head mortician tells him it isn't a shrimp but in fact a clitoris to which the boy replies 'funny..tastes of shrimp'

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *ORDERMAN OP   Man
over a year ago

wrexham


"New boy starts at the mortuary and on his first day asks the boss 'how come that lady has a shrimp poking out of her..ya know...bits?'

The head mortician tells him it isn't a shrimp but in fact a clitoris to which the boy replies 'funny..tastes of shrimp' "

like it

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I must be innocent I don't get it.

Eating at the seafood buffet? It’s a euphemism for performing oral sex on a lady

Cos there's one shrimp inside ? Ahhhhhhhhh it's a clam ?"

Think it’s something to do with the fishy smell. It’s not a nice euphemism.

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