FabSwingers.com forum: NEVERMIND THAT SHIT !

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firebomb the place! No other punishment is adequate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm love twiglets.. we forgot to get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bag sat in our cupboard. #smugface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip some pretzels in marmite if you're desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha i know where they are kept

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Big bag sat in our cupboard. #smugface

Lucky fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx"

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! "
Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Oh I flipping love a twiglet mmm flipping mmmmmm

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy

Well, if you're sure.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Oh I flipping love a twiglet mmm flipping mmmmmm"

My kinda people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! "

Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy

Well, if you're sure.

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I promise

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them!

Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx"

I wouldn't seperate a man from his Twiglet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx

Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them!

Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx

I wouldn't seperate a man from his Twiglet."

They bloody stink xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd gladly share some with ya.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"We'd gladly share some with ya. "

That is a gracious offer. And i humbly thankyou.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Ooh! Something else to add to the list!

I especially like the fact that no one else in the house eats them so they are all MINE

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

If ya got fresh rosemary I’ll trade ya, bet ya got none.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Ooh! Something else to add to the list!

I especially like the fact that no one else in the house eats them so they are all MINE"

Don't bother. You'll just be as disappointed as i am

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If ya got fresh rosemary I’ll trade ya, bet ya got none.

I have a little bush..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s been loads in the shops in Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x"

Yep, saw,bought and eaten

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x"

You need your cheapy shops for them. Spar etc

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

You need your cheapy shops for them. Spar etc"
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Maybe Bums and Mingers stock them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x"

Iceland xx

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By *avid1234555Man
over a year ago

Dfs and Galloway/Ayrshire.

Buy Pringles, lots of Pringles...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a large pack here. Don’t even want them. *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x"

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. "

Cheese balls hidden in the cupboard

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Fuck.

My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Fuck.

My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas. "

This guy gets it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Fuck.

My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas.

This guy gets it.

Oh, he does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. "

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"We have a large pack here. Don’t even want them. *shrugs*

Oh, so i guess you'd have no problem with me eating them from off of your body like some kind of sexy plate?!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? "

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? "

Exactly that, round wotsits.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? "

Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now all i need to complete my joy is some pork scratchings, and a bottle of rum.......oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese?

Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies"."

But not those rancid tomato flavours balls of sick, fuckin wrong them are.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Now all i need to complete my joy is some pork scratchings, and a bottle of rum.......oh wait

I have ALL of the rum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese?

Correct. "

May need to add them to my list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Language, Timothy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy Pringles, lots of Pringles...!!"

Good choice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese?

Exactly that, round wotsits.

I need some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubs in Aldi or Tesco express here...

Oh and the kitchen

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x

Got a giant bag of those bad boys too.

Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese?

Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies".

But not those rancid tomato flavours balls of sick, fuckin wrong them are."

I hate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because I have brought them all

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Buy Pringles, lots of Pringles...!!

Good choice xx"

Too much air in the tube.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"It's because I have brought them all

TEMPTRESS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a large pack here. Don’t even want them. *shrugs*

Oh, so i guess you'd have no problem with me eating them from off of your body like some kind of sexy plate?!"

I’m free right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now all i need to complete my joy is some pork scratchings, and a bottle of rum.......oh wait

I have ALL of the rum! "

Sharesies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

*waves twiglet at you*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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its ok I'll get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

How do we know they're getting to clem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

How do we know they're getting to clem?

I pinky promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

*waves twiglet at you*

What twiglet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurrrve twiglets I do

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

*waves twiglet at you*

What twiglet?

BBT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!

How do we know they're getting to clem?

I pinky promise?

I think their needs to be an oversight committee to ensure that donations reach their intended target, and not waylayed by skullduggery committed by twiglet loving wives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devils food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I got 2 big tins here... and NOT sharing them either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? "

Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today?

Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. "

I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins

Gotta keep in shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today?

Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page.

I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins

Gotta keep in shape

Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firebomb the place! No other punishment is adequate. "

That was exactly my reaction

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today?

Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page.

I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins

Gotta keep in shape

Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now.

I mean this in the nicest of possible ways

But you can go bollocks if you think I’m sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today?

Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page.

I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins

Gotta keep in shape

Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now.

I mean this in the nicest of possible ways

But you can go bollocks if you think I’m sharing

Seeing as you put it so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

May the Marmite be with you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

Good luck,I wouldn't want to be you if you go home without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

Noooooooooooo.

Stay away from the shops. The muggles have all gone insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

Jesus

I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people

still, good luck i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

https://youtu.be/Xtug7WqiNMg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

Jesus

I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people

still, good luck i suppose

I didn't get up just to get twiglets....I'm not completely insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

https://youtu.be/Xtug7WqiNMg"

Do you think he'd notice???

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

There was no celery in lidl yesterday .....

Were all doomed !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck

Jesus

I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people

still, good luck i suppose

I didn't get up just to get twiglets....I'm not completely insane

Ya made it sound like you were! I was properly thinking you were a bit nuts!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Rarely do I agree with the Op but on this I am inclined to..

Hate marmite but love twig let's and none to be found..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Good!!! They're disgusting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dip some pretzels in marmite if you're desperate

Or in Bovril.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever next? No Fudge in a selection box.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bought the last two bags yesterday oops sorry

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I think we just bought the last pack in Wiltshire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we just bought the last pack in Wiltshire! "

Crisis averted at the last minute.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Sainsburys ..... I saw them in sainsburys yesterday ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! "
That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just buy some pissing bread sticks and a jar of fucking Marmite and make your own cunting twiglets then FFS

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!"

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

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Ok that may be a tad too far

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I got the last tub in asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I got the last tub in asda"

But at least you’ve a man for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I got the last tub in asda

But at least you’ve a man for Christmas

Plus stop objectifying his body shape

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

Ok that may be a tad too far

Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

Ok that may be a tad too far

Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha

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Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

Ok that may be a tad too far

Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha

Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately

Maybe I’m thinking about ‘sploshing’ Instead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sausage "
Seriously

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!

I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night

Seriously wtf ?? Lol

Ok that may be a tad too far

Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha

Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately

Maybe I’m thinking about ‘sploshing’ Instead

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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"Sausage Seriously

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Come and get it then !!

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"Sausage Seriously

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On my way!

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over a year ago

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"Sausage Seriously

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On my way!"
I'll have a nice thick one waiting for you to munch on

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