FabSwingers.com forum: The Man thread

By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Today I threw a washing machine into a skip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a wee standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I put a hat and jumper on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed a plug earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

I started a similar thread the other day. The women will come flooding with feelings of being left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well maybe not today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today, I cut a tree down with a chainsaw the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

Manliest thing I ever saw a woman do. Give birth, she was like a fucking beast, pushed out 10 lb of screaming kid and still found time to verbally abuse me, it's just bants though eh, fucking legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changed a plug earlier

Too much fab, I legit thought but plug, I need a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!"

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carried my new tumble dryer into my kitchen, and I've done a couple of runs to the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before "

See my last word above^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before "
...the exhaust fell off and the car crashed into a ditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before ...the exhaust fell off and the car crashed into a ditch

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"
parascended 5,000 Ft off Monte baldo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!"

I top up my washy wipe thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did lots of picking up heavy stuff and putting it back down again this morning...

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

I started a similar thread the other day. The women will come flooding with feelings of being left out

Women are allowed. They just need to man the fuck up first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did lots of picking up heavy stuff and putting it back down again this morning..."

Were you naked? In my head you were naked...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

I can snore and fart louder than any man I’ve ever met!

Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr... Man make fire!

Hunter gatherer etc

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Manliest thing I ever saw a woman do. Give birth, she was like a fucking beast, pushed out 10 lb of screaming kid and still found time to verbally abuse me, it's just bants though eh, fucking legend

Giving birth isn’t manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did lots of picking up heavy stuff and putting it back down again this morning...

Were you naked? In my head you were naked..."

I do many things naked... but not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I threw a washing machine into a skip.

Did you strip it for scrap first?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Put a shelve up once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Manliest thing I ever saw a woman do. Give birth, she was like a fucking beast, pushed out 10 lb of screaming kid and still found time to verbally abuse me, it's just bants though eh, fucking legend

Giving birth isn’t manly. "

By nature, a human woman giving birth is the least manly thing ever

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I top up my washy wipe thing

You will have to do better than that!

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before "

*fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!"

I've changed 3 this year! Not my car - total strangers who pulled into the layby outside my house. They were all elderly - was my good deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

I've got bigger balls than my ex will ever have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done four loads of washing and managed to not mix any colours or shrink anything! Not many men can do that.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

I once bedded someone and never called them after I promised I would! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hunt on a regular basis and will always help a lady that needs just that

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I have done four loads of washing and managed to not mix any colours or shrink anything! Not many men can do that.

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!"

Read the post before yours and you'll see you'll always be outmanned

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

I can snore and fart louder than any man I’ve ever met!

Do I win?

No. Real men follow through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a qualified plumber and painter decorator, and have fired an SA80, LSW and GPMG.

I'd say that was fairly manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did lots of picking up heavy stuff and putting it back down again this morning...

Were you naked? In my head you were naked...

I do many things naked... but not that"

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Put a shelve up once!

Is it still up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have fired an SA80"

Ive done that... made the mistake of putting my eye right up against the sight for my first shot... didnt do that again

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a qualified plumber and painter decorator, and have fired an SA80, LSW and GPMG.

I'd say that was fairly manly. "

*bro fist *chest bump

Looks like the women and outmanning the men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

Carried a full bag of coal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have fired an SA80

Ive done that... made the mistake of putting my eye right up against the sight for my first shot... didnt do that again

Lmfao. I made the mistake of trying to fire using my left side (recruit being a dickhead) . Soon learnt that was a stupid idea

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have done four loads of washing and managed to not mix any colours or shrink anything! Not many men can do that.

This hurts my mangina.

Grab a beer and create fire before it’s too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have fired an SA80

Ive done that... made the mistake of putting my eye right up against the sight for my first shot... didnt do that again

Lmfao. I made the mistake of trying to fire using my left side (recruit being a dickhead) . Soon learnt that was a stupid idea

haha... yup I can see why that would have ended badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done four loads of washing and managed to not mix any colours or shrink anything! Not many men can do that.

Love it! "

It's true! Can't mix your darks and lights, that's a bid no no!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Put a shelve up once!

Is it still up?"

Oh yes!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I just rubbed raw onion in my eyes, ok it was accidental but I'm taking it like a champ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unblocked a toilet by taking it off the floor. Put it back and it didn't leak. Put a new ballcock in a cistern.

Paid all the bills for 30 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just rubbed raw onion in my eyes, ok it was accidental but I'm taking it like a champ "

I do that a few times a week. Some people never learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just rubbed raw onion in my eyes, ok it was accidental but I'm taking it like a champ "

At least it wasnt chillies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Manliest thing I ever saw a woman do. Give birth, she was like a fucking beast, pushed out 10 lb of screaming kid and still found time to verbally abuse me, it's just bants though eh, fucking legend

Giving birth isn’t manly.

By nature, a human woman giving birth is the least manly thing ever "

You never saw my ex wife give birth, enough to make grown men faint, I can still hear her now "nnnnnggggghhhhaaaaaaaa YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU BAAAAAASSTAAAAARD!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it."

Couldn't have been man flu! You wouldn't still be alive.

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!."

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Bought a curreh. Hottest bastard they've got. Then i trumped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changed a plug earlier

Too much fab, I legit thought but plug, I need a holiday

Yes you need a holiday

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it."

Damn. We will have to compare cock sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

We’re being stereotypical, leave us to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

We’re being stereotypical, leave us to it!

Put typical man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

We’re being stereotypical, leave us to it!

Put typical man

Or even pft not put, that makes no sense

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

Not true I could scratch a man's balls but I can't produce sperm.

Oh I can't to a 'manly' spit like a footballer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Avoided doing a shit load of things I should have done which I will moan about when I get back to work after Christmas. But hey, I made it to the pub for 2pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it.

Damn. We will have to compare cock sizes. "

I probably have a bigger one in my bedside cabinet AND I can take it in my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoided doing a shit load of things I should have done which I will moan about when I get back to work after Christmas. But hey, I made it to the pub for 2pm"

I'm going to slob out on the sofa tonight and do fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoided doing a shit load of things I should have done which I will moan about when I get back to work after Christmas. But hey, I made it to the pub for 2pm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it.

Couldn't have been man flu! You wouldn't still be alive.

A man wouldn't. But I'm a woman

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that non of the things here are gender specific activities don't you?

The only thing a man can do that a woman can't is scratch his balls

Not true I could scratch a man's balls but I can't produce sperm.

Oh I can't to a 'manly' spit like a footballer "

Can't scratch YOUR balls though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the easy stuff. Changed a car battery. Dug over a 100×80 ft garden in an afternoon-when I was 12. Reversed a car into a parking space, all by myself.

Had the flu. Got over it.

Couldn't have been man flu! You wouldn't still be alive.

A man wouldn't. But I'm a woman

That's why your alive! You had the lesser strain of flu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a qualified plumber and painter decorator, and have fired an SA80, LSW and GPMG.

I'd say that was fairly manly. "

Nah, they let girlies do that these days!.....Runs for the trench..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

I'd imagine it would smart a bit, but two panadol and a mid strength beer and we would be back at work next day

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

I'd imagine it would smart a bit, but two panadol and a mid strength beer and we would be back at work next day

I’ve always suspected this. Give birth. Stitch yourself up. Have a beer and don’t even mention it.

Anyone asks. Piece of cake. Painless (fucking agony) and go about your day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not today, I cut a tree down with a chainsaw the other day. "

Chainsaw, pfft! Used an axe to a 20' silver birch in the summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lied my way into their pants, broke their heart and walked away like a boss

Put the bin out

Measured my strapon with a tv remote, and can of lynx

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

I can snore and fart louder than any man I’ve ever met!

Do I win?

Fart and snore away looking like that

, changed the oil filter yesterday, felt a flood of testosterone rushing through me after that

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lied my way into their pants, broke their heart and walked away like a boss

Put the bin out

Measured my strapon with a tv remote, and can of lynx

Typical mannish behaviour. Is you strap on bigger or smaller than the sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!"

Done that. Check!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Joined a sex site because I am in a sexless marriage with a woman who doesn't understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

It's all about the breathing and not being a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined a sex site because I am in a sexless marriage with a woman who doesn't understand me"

That's cos women are mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

I'd imagine it would smart a bit, but two panadol and a mid strength beer and we would be back at work next day

I’ve always suspected this. Give birth. Stitch yourself up. Have a beer and don’t even mention it.

Anyone asks. Piece of cake. Painless (fucking agony) and go about your day!"

Go straight home and have sex all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined a sex site because I am in a sexless marriage with a woman who doesn't understand me"

2 out of 3! Honorary man.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

I can snore and fart louder than any man I’ve ever met!

Do I win?

I snore badly as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lied my way into their pants, broke their heart and walked away like a boss

Put the bin out

Measured my strapon with a tv remote, and can of lynx

Typical mannish behaviour. Is you strap on bigger or smaller than the sky remote?"

I did smaller one is similar length

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I sat on the loo for 2hrs reading the paper, when I came out the smell lasted for a further 2hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today....but I parachute jumped for charity....not one of those girly tandem jumps either!

Today I went to a farm and collected a cross trainer for a lady friend. Took it partially apart with my socket set, wrestled into the back of my estate car....took it back to hers, wrestled it out and re-assembled it. They’re heavy feckers too!

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I sat on the loo for 2hrs reading the paper, when I came out the smell lasted for a further 2hrs

*Brings in flamethrower

*Hands out air freshener

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not today....but I parachute jumped for charity....not one of those girly tandem jumps either!

5 man points awarded.

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not today, I cut a tree down with a chainsaw the other day.

Chainsaw, pfft! Used an axe to a 20' silver birch in the summer.

7 man points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unblocked a toilet by taking it off the floor. Put it back and it didn't leak. Put a new ballcock in a cistern.

Paid all the bills for 30 years.

I love you. Just a bit but it's there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not today....but I parachute jumped for charity....not one of those girly tandem jumps either!

5 man points awarded.

Hang on. You don't know if it fell apart yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unblocked a toilet by taking it off the floor. Put it back and it didn't leak. Put a new ballcock in a cistern.

Paid all the bills for 30 years.

I love you. Just a bit but it's there.

I won't say what was blocking the toilet

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I carried my new tumble dryer into my kitchen, and I've done a couple of runs to the tip "

Did you wear glitter to the tip?

3 man points awarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just rubbed raw onion in my eyes, ok it was accidental but I'm taking it like a champ

At least it wasnt chillies"

Ads did worse, he cut chillies up then went for a piss...

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just rubbed raw onion in my eyes, ok it was accidental but I'm taking it like a champ

At least it wasnt chillies

Ads did worse, he cut chillies up then went for a piss...

Geeky x"

My god my eyes were watering I thought it was on fire!

Ads

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Didn't shout when someone mentioned man flu. It's person flu. No-one in society has flu. They're at death's door. In a room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

Do you have a ‘man 0.5’ thread for us less than manly men?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Didn't shout when someone mentioned man flu. It's person flu. No-one in society has flu. They're at death's door. In a room."

What?

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill"

What kind of engines?

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Do you have a ‘man 0.5’ thread for us less than manly men?"

You can start one if you like. In the mean time man the fuck up and earn some man points. You are currently minus - 0.5 man points.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?"
petrol race engines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I've changed 3 this year! Not my car - total strangers who pulled into the layby outside my house. They were all elderly - was my good deed

Liar!!!

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines "

Impressive! *fist bump

8.8 man points awarded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines "

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!"
I can ream your big end out if you like

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I've changed 3 this year! Not my car - total strangers who pulled into the layby outside my house. They were all elderly - was my good deed

Liar!!!"

I had to do them repeatedly....the last man who insisted he help me ran off with my locking wheel nut the bastud!!

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!"

Think you need to leave the auto experts be and up your game Dashface. What’s your claim to manliness?

Don’t say shaving your mangina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!

Think you need to leave the auto experts be and up your game Dashface. What’s your claim to manliness?

Don’t say shaving your mangina. "

Ermm iv got a willy?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!

Think you need to leave the auto experts be and up your game Dashface. What’s your claim to manliness?

Don’t say shaving your mangina. "

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By *hinypants77 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!

Think you need to leave the auto experts be and up your game Dashface. What’s your claim to manliness?

Don’t say shaving your mangina.

Ermm iv got a willy?"

So’s an earwig. Minus -10 man points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!I can ream your big end out if you like

Yeah ta,i like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rebuild engines on a regular basis . Jill

What kind of engines?petrol race engines

My 3 year old grandkid can do that,up your game woman!!

Think you need to leave the auto experts be and up your game Dashface. What’s your claim to manliness?

Don’t say shaving your mangina.

Ermm iv got a willy?

So’s an earwig. Minus -10 man points"

Hold on!! Your a woman with a mans profile.#sussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezed a 9lb 4 oz baby with a big head, out of my vagina-WITH NO PAINKILLERS!.

Squeezing a baby human out of your vagina, while impressive, is not manly.

Try harder

It's a show of strength. You couldn't push a 9lb 4oz poop out of your arse without gas and air

You should have seen me the day after the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

It would be interesting to see how a man would really react to giving birth. What the pain scale is like. I’d imagine it would make your eyes water

Nurse: What's your pain score

Male Patient: 9

Nurse: A woman giving birth is 7-8

Patient: Oh it's a 3, wife had twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once bedded someone and never called them after I promised I would! X"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fought off a grizzly with my bear hands.

Geddit?

I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fought off a grizzly with my bear hands.

Geddit?

I'll see myself out

If you were American you'd have the right to bear arms..not just hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"

Used to work in an animal park so wrestled with both Lions and Tigers...not a scratch... had my leg laid open to the bone by a frickin wallaby..that manly enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Used to work in an animal park so wrestled with both Lions and Tigers...not a scratch... had my leg laid open to the bone by a frickin wallaby..that manly enough lol "
are you the Australian guy who died !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erected a headstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?

Used to work in an animal park so wrestled with both Lions and Tigers...not a scratch... had my leg laid open to the bone by a frickin wallaby..that manly enough lol are you the Australian guy who died !!!

If I did...posting on here would be really frickin clever wouldnt it!!

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I’m driving a JCB and without a seatbelt

now where the fuck did I put my yorkie bar

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I’m driving a JCB and without a seatbelt

now where the fuck did I put my yorkie bar

"
In the bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman says they changed a wheel on their car......dont believe them.....liars!!

I changed brake pads and an exhaust on a car before "
now you type of lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a Yorkie bar direct from the fridge and that was when they where solid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggled to multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for the Men. The Manly Men doing Men things.

Women are allowed but only if you can outman the men in the man arena.

What’s the manliest thing you’ve done?"
i had a dry shave with a broken bottle and eat cow pie

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Stopped someone from committing suicide and applauded by all the drivers who were held up after I pushed him off bridge so we got home earlier , he was taking ages to jump .

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