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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's only 10 past 1 on a Thursday, so perhaps it's too early? Alas, insomniacs sign in.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm not an insomniac,

I just can't sleep..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not an insomniac,

I just can't sleep.. "

All are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake here but need to sleep. Early start tomorrow, or is that today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wide awake here but need to sleep. Early start tomorrow, or is that today"

Today, definitely today

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

No, you carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me"

Oh poor you. I have crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

Oh poor you. I have crisps

What flavour?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood "

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

That may have to wait until the next bottle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am just d*unk

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

That may have to wait until the next bottle

Haha, ooops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

And it is goooooood

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am just d*unk "

You're always dunk....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am just d*unk "

Excellent! Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

Oh poor you. I have crisps

What flavour?"

Beef, cheese and onion, ready salted, salt and vinegar, smokey bacon... the list goes on. Mine is a family of crisp eaters and variety I'd the spice of life

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

And it is goooooood"

Oh I need to try that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

Oh poor you. I have crisps

What flavour?

Beef, cheese and onion, ready salted, salt and vinegar, smokey bacon... the list goes on. Mine is a family of crisp eaters and variety I'd the spice of life

Save me some salt and vinegar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

And it is goooooood

Oh I need to try that!"

Rum and pineapple is another game changer.

Oh the memories of 8am in Barbados after a two day bender

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I am just d*unk

You're always dunk....

Who says this?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I am just d*unk

Excellent! Faf?"
?.

No. That would just be daft

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am just d*unk

You're always dunk....

Who says this? "

Malicious gossipers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am just d*unk

Excellent! Faf??.

No. That would just be daft "

Always worth a try. Shy bairns and all that

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I am just d*unk

You're always dunk....

Who says this?

Malicious gossipers...

Bastards. I hate them. Don't you?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am just d*unk

You're always dunk....

Who says this?

Malicious gossipers...

Bastards. I hate them. Don't you? "

I spit in their metaphorical eyes!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

And it is goooooood

Oh I need to try that!

Rum and pineapple is another game changer.

Oh the memories of 8am in Barbados after a two day bender

No it's winter, I'm into hot, mulled spiced things!!

And Eric Clapton at this precise moment - oooh that man can play!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cracked open the xmas JD....I predict sleep will follow fairly shortly now!

Oh no! Not JD!

I was told today I need some xmas spirit, so I got a bottle of rum. I'm still awake and not in the mood.

Perhaps I misunderstood

It was on offer and I had an impulse, what can I say....

I think you should have some warm rum!

Hmmm, hot buttered rum appears to be a thing....who knew!!

And it is goooooood

Oh I need to try that!

Rum and pineapple is another game changer.

Oh the memories of 8am in Barbados after a two day bender

No it's winter, I'm into hot, mulled spiced things!!

And Eric Clapton at this precise moment - oooh that man can play!!"

I'll get the cinnamon and all spice out

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What? "

Who?

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over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think...

It's a kind of magic..

Can't remember the question was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

Oh poor you. I have crisps

What flavour?

Beef, cheese and onion, ready salted, salt and vinegar, smokey bacon... the list goes on. Mine is a family of crisp eaters and variety I'd the spice of life

Save me some salt and vinegar! "

I'm feeling festive. I'll keep two packets back for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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wee change of profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoping to get an early night in. 4am would be ideal

One can only hope.

I'm feeling the need for savoury snacks but I only have ice cream, woe is me

Oh poor you. I have crisps

What flavour?

Beef, cheese and onion, ready salted, salt and vinegar, smokey bacon... the list goes on. Mine is a family of crisp eaters and variety I'd the spice of life

Save me some salt and vinegar!

I'm feeling festive. I'll keep two packets back for you

You know just what to say to a snacky insomniac don't you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

wee change of profile pic

FPF special - for a limited time only lol!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Crisps.....now I want crisps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

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With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

What flavour? I have plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

But what flavour dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops"

Great bum btw!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have large bags of Tyrells Cheddar, Lightly Salted, and Vegetable crisps!!

They were supposed to be for Christmas but I am feeling the lure......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops"

You working the night shift up there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

I concur, very decent bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

I concur, very decent bum

Shot, that was supposed to be a

not a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

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Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only 10 past 1 on a Thursday, so perhaps it's too early? Alas, insomniacs sign in."

I thought it was Friday

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

I concur, very decent bum

Shot, that was supposed to be a

not a

Yeah, we know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

I concur, very decent bum

Shot, that was supposed to be a

not a

I'm guessing you were also meant to say shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??"
Yes

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Twiglets just eaten a whole tin while not being able to sleep ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the noise down! Some of us are pretending to fall asleep here!!! ??????

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??Yes

Jealous!!!

I had a lovely few days in Prague though, went for the xmas markets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??Yes

Jealous!!!

I had a lovely few days in Prague though, went for the xmas markets!

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Sounds good

its amazing how 4 hours can fxxk you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only 10 past 1 on a Thursday, so perhaps it's too early? Alas, insomniacs sign in.

I thought it was Friday "

There's always one

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??Yes

Jealous!!!

I had a lovely few days in Prague though, went for the xmas markets!

Sounds good

its amazing how 4 hours can fxxk you up"

I never really seem to get jetlag, just catch the in-flight lurgy on the way home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

Great bum btw!

Thank You

I concur, very decent bum

Shot, that was supposed to be a

not a

I'm guessing you were also meant to say shit?

Shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only 10 past 1 on a Thursday, so perhaps it's too early? Alas, insomniacs sign in.

I thought it was Friday

There's always one

Lol I had to check it was Friday as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's only 10 past 1 on a Thursday, so perhaps it's too early? Alas, insomniacs sign in.

I thought it was Friday

There's always one

Lol I had to check it was Friday as well "

I've not slept much for a fortnight. I'm shocked I even knew it was Thursday today

Yesterday

Tomorrow

Now

Then

Who

Where

When

What

Who!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps.....now I want crisps!

With your JD

just had a bag of hula hoops

You working the night shift up there?

Nope a have jet lag

trying to get back on our time

Jetlag?? You been sunning that arse again!!??Yes

Jealous!!!

I had a lovely few days in Prague though, went for the xmas markets!

Sounds good

its amazing how 4 hours can fxxk you up

I never really seem to get jetlag, just catch the in-flight lurgy on the way home!

Thank god a never picked that up, am sure it would have surfaced by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tearing off tights with my teeth on the heath insomnia release me.

Or something like that lol. Yep can't sleep here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tearing off tights with my teeth on the heath insomnia release me.

Or something like that lol. Yep can't sleep here too."

Brilliant song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tearing off tights with my teeth on the heath insomnia release me.

Or something like that lol. Yep can't sleep here too."

And let me dream of making mad love to my girl

On the Heath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And now I'm listening to faithless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm.... It actually is friday....

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Tearing off tights with my teeth on the heath insomnia release me.

Or something like that lol. Yep can't sleep here too.

And let me dream of making mad love to my girl

On the Heath

Oh yea lol that's it lol.

Top song and relevant at the moment lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ummmm.... It actually is friday...."

Or is it just a dream?

Just a fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tearing off tights with my teeth on the heath insomnia release me.

Or something like that lol. Yep can't sleep here too.

And let me dream of making mad love to my girl

On the Heath

Oh yea lol that's it lol.

Top song and relevant at the moment lol.

But which girl. That's the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And now it's moved to tiesto. I'm reliving the 90's this evening

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

huh, what ? I just woke up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"huh, what ? I just woke up."

Amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names mark and I am an insomniac

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello insomniac people!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

2 excited to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? "
yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

Ha ha snap mate! Chatting for a week, comes to the crunch? Unlos!! Meh, it is what it is

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

Ha ha snap mate! Chatting for a week, comes to the crunch? Unlos!! Meh, it is what it is"
exactly if you've been in this life a while you are used to the hic ups

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

Ha ha snap mate! Chatting for a week, comes to the crunch? Unlos!! Meh, it is what it isexactly if you've been in this life a while you are used to the hic ups

Lost count of the times I've been stood up. Just part of the game isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

Ha ha snap mate! Chatting for a week, comes to the crunch? Unlos!! Meh, it is what it isexactly if you've been in this life a while you are used to the hic ups

Lost count of the times I've been stood up. Just part of the game isn't it"
yes but sad they haven't got the balls to say sorry can't make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My names mark and I am an insomniac

Welcome mark. Would you like to share tonight? yes how can I share ok I had a meet organised for tonight she's gone unlos how disconcerting is that

Ha ha snap mate! Chatting for a week, comes to the crunch? Unlos!! Meh, it is what it isexactly if you've been in this life a while you are used to the hic ups

Lost count of the times I've been stood up. Just part of the game isn't ityes but sad they haven't got the balls to say sorry can't make it

Issue is, they probably DO have the balks

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