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"Me wedding day xx " Oh that just made me go all soppy... | |||
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely! " Just stocked up with two six packs.... Nom Nom Nom..... | |||
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely! Just stocked up with two six packs.... Nom Nom Nom..... Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!. I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!! I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,, But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!! Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!..... Look lets be reasonable about this….!. I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!! " Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine ! | |||
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely! Just stocked up with two six packs.... Nom Nom Nom..... Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!. I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!! I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,, But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!! Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!..... Look lets be reasonable about this….!. I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!! Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine ! " Although I’m tempted by the offer to invest in your Bovril crisps….!. I have to confess, I find they lack a certain “je ne sais quoi”…. Plus they don’t make your fingers stink quite like the Marmite ones do….!. So for those reasons…. I’m out!!!! | |||
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"Real women " That sounds ominous there are lots of nice ones here you know | |||
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely! Just stocked up with two six packs.... Nom Nom Nom..... Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!. I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!! I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,, But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!! Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!..... Look lets be reasonable about this….!. I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!! Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine ! " Mmm haven,t had bovril ones in ages | |||
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"Flying castle Flying purple monkey army A harem of blue women. France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French." Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz? | |||
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"People to read me fucking profile!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr " hey come on... Be realistic | |||
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"People to read me fucking profile!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr hey come on... Be realistic " I know i know, just thought id have a whinge | |||
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"to regain full use of my right hand and not to have to undergo further reconstructive surgery.." Gentlemen we can rebuild her we have the technology we have the capability (but do we have the money?) ta make the worlds first bionic swinger Fmuma will be that swinger Better than she was before Better Stronger Faster xxx | |||
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"to regain full use of my right hand and not to have to undergo further reconstructive surgery.. Gentlemen we can rebuild her we have the technology we have the capability (but do we have the money?) ta make the worlds first bionic swinger Fmuma will be that swinger Better than she was before Better Stronger Faster xxx " Thank you dearest, but how exactly do you improve on perfection?? | |||
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"Flying castle Flying purple monkey army A harem of blue women. France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French. Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz?" Yes but they weren't purple. | |||
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"My broken ankle to be mended " sends good vibes down the net to help mend broken ankle | |||
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"Flying castle Flying purple monkey army A harem of blue women. France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French. Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz? Yes but they weren't purple." their capes and hats were..... and I am blue!!! | |||
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"People to read me fucking profile!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr " Me too! | |||
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"Scotland to actually qualify for a major tournament. To beat spain in Alicante next month. To return home safely from above. " I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces. | |||
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"Scotland to actually qualify for a major tournament. To beat spain in Alicante next month. To return home safely from above. I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces." But 9 or 10 of the 11 players on the field would be English wouldn't they... | |||
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"I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces. But 9 or 10 of the 11 players on the field would be English wouldn't they..." I just knew this was gonna happen Popcorn anyone ? | |||
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"You have just made me think of the eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater now " Same here haha! | |||
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