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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bin bag with a belt?

Pyjamas?

Some sort of Toga or mumu?

I don't want to go out in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jogging pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jogging pants

But will that make people think I'm pretending to jog?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ask Mark from alimark, he knows all about eating pies apparently

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Flaunt it

Go naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have these really baggy Quiksilver grey trousers that have a handy drawstring that can be satisfyingly released when the food baby bump gets that lil bit too pressing on the waistline. Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A father Christmas outfit, then you can pretend any extra podge is padding x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging pants

But will that make people think I'm pretending to jog?

Do people think anyone jogs in jogging pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just anything in elastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just mace everyone you come across to save them seeing you this way

if you can't get hold of any mace, sharp stick will do bit the results tend to be a bit longer lasting

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Go out in your normal clothes. I have experience of being a bloke and while you may be convinced you’re unattractive, the guys will look at you and say “she’s sexy as hell”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bin bag with a belt?

Pyjamas?

Some sort of Toga or mumu?

I don't want to go out in public

I just stay indoors

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wear a cape - gothic style and pie induced embarrassment covered in one swoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bin bag with a belt?

Pyjamas?

Some sort of Toga or mumu?

I don't want to go out in public

I’m thinking of spending the next week or so in my unicorn onesie...and I’m

It going out for at least 6 weeks based on how I currently feel

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaftan.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

We could just stay in bed

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as I wore before, only tighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaftan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

Have you taken pics yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

I had a bit of a panic when I needed a wee and the zip on my onesie got stuck. Not worn it since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

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sounds a perfect morning

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

Have you taken pics yet?

I haven’t yet, but you will be first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the filling and wear the crust start a new fashion trend?

Ads

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

I had a bit of a panic when I needed a wee and the zip on my onesie got stuck. Not worn it since."

ooh, that would not be good! I’ll be zipping, unzipping all day to check. Sadly I’ll be on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a self inflating Sumo Wrestler costume? People will think you are going to a fancy dress party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well they're are some marvellous ideas here

I'm considering wiggling my belly like a bowl full of jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bin bag with a belt?

Pyjamas?

Some sort of Toga or mumu?

I don't want to go out in public

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a bib maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

Have you taken pics yet?

I haven’t yet, but you will be first

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumper. An F off big jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging pants

But will that make people think I'm pretending to jog?

If anyone asks why your not jogging, tell them they're not jogging pants they're joggling pants. Waggle your boobs at them and give them the finger

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I had a moment like this earlier as I was going out for a work do.

Threw away all my bigger clothes as I slimmed out of them so now I've put most of mt weight on I've got fuck all to wear!

Went for shiny leggings lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I had a moment like this earlier as I was going out for a work do.

Threw away all my bigger clothes as I slimmed out of them so now I've put most of mt weight on I've got fuck all to wear!

Went for shiny leggings lol "

The solution is right there in what you wrote - where fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I intend to emulate the style of Demis Roussos

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I have bought a onesie today after say I wouldn’t (I never say never

)

Once my two have gone to their Dads Christmas morning I’m showering, putting the onesie on and eating whatever my heart desires! (Cheese, it will mostly be cheese)

Cheese is gooooood.....food of the devil ha ha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I had a moment like this earlier as I was going out for a work do.

Threw away all my bigger clothes as I slimmed out of them so now I've put most of mt weight on I've got fuck all to wear!

Went for shiny leggings lol

The solution is right there in what you wrote - where fuck all

Hmmm not sure the people of Evesham are ready for that outfit

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Thrown more wood on the fire and slip into a dressing gown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Mark from alimark, he knows all about eating pies apparently

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There's always one who has to bring up the past

. Anyway I'm now a shadow of my former self 3 stone 9 pounds lighter and addicted to cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elasticated waists.... There the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie back and compose his veri.

That ones for you, Pieman

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Jogging pants

But will that make people think I'm pretending to jog?

Athleisure

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"A bin bag with a belt?

Pyjamas?

Some sort of Toga or mumu?

I don't want to go out in public

Shouldn't that be Pie-jamas?

How about a Santa costume? It's seasonal and the bigger you are the better you look (as a Santa).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't that be Pie-jamas?

Brilliant!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Just checked out Pie-thagorus' theorem.

Something to do with: if you are a square pie, and you be a square pie, you'll see a square pie (a squared + b squared = c squared)

Not sure what this has to do with clothes but he wore a toga so maybe that's the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ralph and Russo, the dress Meghan Markle wore in her official engagement photo fab . And I bet she got it for free too as it will make there brand now. I like too look my best at Xmas even eating pies. lololol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the next few days: loose-fitting t-shirts.

After that: a determined scowl and my gym gear.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cream pies?

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