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"As you were.... "What a fabtastic gingerbread man  | |||
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"As you were.... "nearly had 2 of the feckers then | |||
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"As you were.... nearly had 2 of the feckers then "...and 3, couldn't type fast enough! | |||
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"Wheres the ginger my little man ed sheeren ?"Mick Hucknall  | |||
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"Wheres the ginger my little man "He deserves his own profile | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight "Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!  | |||
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"Voddy....there's another thread running. Nip in and see if you can nick any cornbeef hash for supper tonight "nah i fancy a irish dish | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together! "Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand | |||
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"Voddy....there's another thread running. Nip in and see if you can nick any cornbeef hash for supper tonight nah i fancy a irish dish"Same here | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand "dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce | |||
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"nigel has been such a good boy today he stood nicely when he was in the nativity play unlike karloff and stella who i found in the pub" Ah bless Nigel! You'll have to sack karloff and Stella, can't have d*unk asses!  | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand "Veggies are apparently good for us, stave off dimentia | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce "Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs "feels sick dont like parsley sauce | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs feels sick dont like parsley sauce"I have to admit... I've sampled some vile ones over the years... Never EVER use a packet to make parsley sauce... But made from fresh ingredients? All rich and creamy?  | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some "Ooh what sort is it, Minxy? | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy? "The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy?
The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here "Hmmm...may give it a miss then, but thanks for asking | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy?
The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here "Any sweetcorn on it . If so I'm on my way  | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy?
The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here Any sweetcorn on it . If so I'm on my way "Loads of the stuff don't suppose people wanna be poohing little yellow bits til Xmas so get over here | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy?
The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here "Someone say cheese???  | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs "Don't forget the spuds in thier shkins and a shkin plate | |||
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"There's leftover pizza here if anyone wants some
Ooh what sort is it, Minxy?
The cretins have left all the veggie ones or just cheese... I don't eat the stuff but it's here Any sweetcorn on it . If so I'm on my way
Loads of the stuff don't suppose people wanna be poohing little yellow bits til Xmas so get over here "I love the little yellow fellas .On way immediately | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs
Don't forget the spuds in thier shkins and a shkin plate "Ah yeah.... You gotta have a shkin plate... | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs
Don't forget the spuds in thier shkins and a shkin plate
Ah yeah.... You gotta have a shkin plate... "And a big fecking off block of dunns butter....oh god I could just eat it now | |||
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"play its your turn for supper tonight
Ooooo... I think I could throw something together!
Aw I could just eat some bacon and cabbage....it would be grand dont forget the mashed spud and brown sauce
Now now... If you're going to complete the stereotype at least try to be accurate.... Its parsley sauce with bacon and cabbage ffs
Don't forget the spuds in thier shkins and a shkin plate
Ah yeah.... You gotta have a shkin plate...
And a big fecking off block of dunns butter....oh god I could just eat it now " fecker so could i | |||
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1 turkey
1 chicken
Aldi and tesco for veg
Carrots and parsnips 19p aldi
Rest of veg
28p tesco
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"Mistress's Christmas Shopping Tips Well Christmas dinner bought today...dirt cheap. Iceland for the meats 4 joints for a tenner 2 gammon...your fault play
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Feck I forgot to swear "what bout pudding | |||
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"Mistress's Christmas Shopping Tips Well Christmas dinner bought today...dirt cheap. Iceland for the meats 4 joints for a tenner 2 gammon...your fault play
1 turkey
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Aldi and tesco for veg
Carrots and parsnips 19p aldi
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Feck I forgot to swear what bout pudding"Nah not into xmas pudding I'll get a gateau in on Saturday | |||
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"Mistress's Christmas Shopping Tips Well Christmas dinner bought today...dirt cheap. Iceland for the meats 4 joints for a tenner 2 gammon...your fault play
1 turkey
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Aldi and tesco for veg
Carrots and parsnips 19p aldi
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Feck I forgot to swear what bout pudding
Nah not into xmas pudding I'll get a gateau in on Saturday "choccie one please and extra cream | |||
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"Mistress's Christmas Shopping Tips Well Christmas dinner bought today...dirt cheap. Iceland for the meats 4 joints for a tenner 2 gammon...your fault play
1 turkey
1 chicken
Aldi and tesco for veg
Carrots and parsnips 19p aldi
Rest of veg
28p tesco
Feck I forgot to swear what bout pudding
Nah not into xmas pudding I'll get a gateau in on Saturday choccie one please and extra cream"What??? No home-made sherry trifle in granny's antique glass bowl topped with glacé cherries and chocolate flakes??? | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma! "I'm dining at my sister's house Christmas day... But have to do a Christmas dinner on boxing day myself... By Wednesday I'll be in a food coma | |||
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"Mistress's Christmas Shopping Tips Well Christmas dinner bought today...dirt cheap. Iceland for the meats 4 joints for a tenner 2 gammon...your fault play
1 turkey
1 chicken
Aldi and tesco for veg
Carrots and parsnips 19p aldi
Rest of veg
28p tesco
Feck I forgot to swear what bout pudding
Nah not into xmas pudding I'll get a gateau in on Saturday choccie one please and extra cream
What??? No home-made sherry trifle in granny's antique glass bowl topped with glacé cherries and chocolate flakes??? "Ah trifle now your talking...that and ice cream are my favourites...but not the sherry  | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma! "Spoilt brat | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
I'm dining at my sister's house Christmas day... But have to do a Christmas dinner on boxing day myself... By Wednesday I'll be in a food coma "By Wednesday I hope I'll be in a wine coma | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat "That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up! | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
I'm dining at my sister's house Christmas day... But have to do a Christmas dinner on boxing day myself... By Wednesday I'll be in a food coma "Yep all my good work losing weight in the summer will go out the window in less the a week | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up! "I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time "Does that apply on fab as well | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well "Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well
Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here "If I get any choosier I won't be meeting at all ffs!!!   | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well
Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here
If I get any choosier I won't be meeting at all ffs!!! "Ah that's a trap not to fall into | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well
Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here
If I get any choosier I won't be meeting at all ffs!!!
Ah that's a trap not to fall into "One or two meets a year is normal right?? | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well
Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here
If I get any choosier I won't be meeting at all ffs!!!
Ah that's a trap not to fall into
One or two meets a year is normal right?? "It's a step in the right direction | |||
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"I'm not shopping for food for Xmas I'm being looked after by my mumma!
Spoilt brat
That I am and while I still can be I'll lap it up!
I don't blame you girl...take what's on offer all the time
Does that apply on fab as well
Nah too much on offer for you ladies...you need to be more choosy here
If I get any choosier I won't be meeting at all ffs!!!
Ah that's a trap not to fall into
One or two meets a year is normal right??
It's a step in the right direction "dont you mean one direction | |||
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"wonders if mistress is going to audition for bgt" Ffs I can't sing I can't dance and I haven't got a dog....what the feck could I do on there. And no! I'm not fecking doing lily savage again  | |||
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"wonders if mistress is going to audition for bgt Ffs I can't sing I can't dance and I haven't got a dog....what the feck could I do on there. And no! I'm not fecking doing lily savage again "you could do your mrs brown act shes always fecken | |||
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"wonders if mistress is going to audition for bgt Ffs I can't sing I can't dance and I haven't got a dog....what the feck could I do on there. And no! I'm not fecking doing lily savage again you could do your mrs brown act shes always fecken"Hey feck that....she's fecking ancient | |||
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"wonders if mistress is going to audition for bgt Ffs I can't sing I can't dance and I haven't got a dog....what the feck could I do on there. And no! I'm not fecking doing lily savage again you could do your mrs brown act shes always fecken
Hey feck that....she's fecking ancient "and your point is | |||
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"wonders if mistress is going to audition for bgt Ffs I can't sing I can't dance and I haven't got a dog....what the feck could I do on there. And no! I'm not fecking doing lily savage again you could do your mrs brown act shes always fecken
Hey feck that....she's fecking ancient and your point is"When my wig comes off there's still a bit of hair on my head | |||
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"Sorry luvvies... I succumbed to the lurgy last night and went to bed with my hot water bottle like a good little girl..
I'll do supper tonight! "Hope your feeling better for it this morning
And will be looking forward to your surprise cuisine treat | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapeX9IbLVQ there you go mistress just for you "How the feck dare you...what don't we mention on this thread ffs | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapeX9IbLVQ there you go mistress just for you
How the feck dare you...what don't we mention on this thread ffs "we dont mention your support stockings | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapeX9IbLVQ there you go mistress just for you
How the feck dare you...what don't we mention on this thread ffs we dont mention your support stockings "Hey they are the best lacy topped holdups ffs | |||
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"Hey what's up today? I've come allover happy ffs "Is Happy available for comment? | |||
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"Hey what's up today? I've come allover happy ffs
Is Happy available for comment? "Aw feck off.....I still swear on this thread twunt | |||
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"Hey what's up today? I've come allover happy ffs "had to happen somewhen | |||
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"Hey what's up today? I've come allover happy ffs had to happen somewhen"Fecking cheeks are hurting though | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X "Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
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"Sorry luvvies... I succumbed to the lurgy last night and went to bed with my hot water bottle like a good little girl..
I'll do supper tonight!
Hope your feeling better for it this morning
And will be looking forward to your surprise cuisine treat "This morning was a struggle... But I'm feeling much better now thanks
I'll have a scout about in the kitchen and see what culinary distaster... Ermm... I mean wonder, I can rustle up... | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X "I'm finished now too... Yaaaay!!! Shall we celebrate? | |||
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"Sorry luvvies... I succumbed to the lurgy last night and went to bed with my hot water bottle like a good little girl..
I'll do supper tonight!
Hope your feeling better for it this morning
And will be looking forward to your surprise cuisine treat
This morning was a struggle... But I'm feeling much better now thanks
I'll have a scout about in the kitchen and see what culinary distaster... Ermm... I mean wonder, I can rustle up... "I know you will knock up something lovely...just remember not to leave it in the oven too long | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
I'm finished now too... Yaaaay!!! Shall we celebrate? "Aw good I've bought another 6 cups | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel?" Could be karloff or the other fecker | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker "Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes! | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes! "Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
"Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out! | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out! "Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out! "thats because you got him pissed by putting brandy in his water | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
I'm finished now too... Yaaaay!!! Shall we celebrate?
Aw good I've bought another 6 cups "they wont last long the way you wash up | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now "Dizzy I'm so dizzy my head is spinning Like a whirlpool, it never ends And it's you, girl, making it spin You're making me dizzy First time that I saw you, girl I knew that I just had to make you mine But it's so hard to talk to you With fellas hanging 'round you all the time | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now "Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out! thats because you got him pissed by putting brandy in his water"Oops.... | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... "I've hid em | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now Dizzy
I'm so dizzy my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you, girl, making it spin
You're making me dizzy
First time that I saw you, girl
I knew that I just had to make you mine
But it's so hard to talk to you
With fellas hanging 'round you all the time
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em"I quite fancy those shoes, if you can snaffle them away..... | |||
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out! thats because you got him pissed by putting brandy in his water"Cant stand fecking brandy it stinks | |||
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I'm finished now too... Yaaaay!!! Shall we celebrate?
Aw good I've bought another 6 cups they wont last long the way you wash up"I wash one at a time now so as not to slip up again | |||
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... "Oh your ok my big feet won't fit yours | |||
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em"Fecking wondered where they'd all disappeared to | |||
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Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
"Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now Dizzy
I'm so dizzy my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you, girl, making it spin
You're making me dizzy
First time that I saw you, girl
I knew that I just had to make you mine
But it's so hard to talk to you
With fellas hanging 'round you all the time
Love that song! "I dont | |||
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em
I quite fancy those shoes, if you can snaffle them away..... "Oi ffs _amiss I've already given you one | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em
I quite fancy those shoes, if you can snaffle them away.....
Oi ffs _amiss I've already given you one "Yes...and it was too big...!  | |||
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Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx "Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger | |||
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Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em
I quite fancy those shoes, if you can snaffle them away.....
Oi ffs _amiss I've already given you one
Yes...and it was too big...! "Well there's a first time for everything | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger "You'll go to heaven xx | |||
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"*Jingle bells..batman smells....* or is it Nigel? Could be karloff or the other fecker
Deffo, Nigel...he's got a terrible wind problem...when he used to swim in my swimming pool, there were bubbles everywhere, he used to go along like a torpedo sometimes!
Feck me _amiss...how bigs that pool
Well he was going round in circles most of the time, which is why he fell over when he got out!
Reminds me of a song.....dizzy I'm feeling.....fecking am now
Be careful...don't want you falling of your stilettos... I've hid em
I quite fancy those shoes, if you can snaffle them away.....
Oi ffs _amiss I've already given you one
Yes...and it was too big...!
Well there's a first time for everything "Haha | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx"No chance, Minxy! | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx"Are you sure? | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy! "Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs "You know I'm jesting! | |||
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Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival "Don't waste that one on that fecker play | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs
You know I'm jesting! "Phew | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy! " THAT bad? | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
Are you sure? "I was but...
Course you will | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
THAT bad? "Actually, I think if she gives all her shoes to me, she might go to heaven | |||
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I think you're right, Dash! "Hes never right sami | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs "you know full well ur bessy mates with him with the horns | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
I think you're right, Dash!
Hes never right sami"He thinks he is | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
Are you sure?
I was but...
Course you will "Hurrah I can fecking swear again | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs you know full well ur bessy mates with him with the horns "Nowt wrong with that | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
THAT bad?
Actually, I think if she gives all her shoes to me, she might go to heaven "I've sent em to Voddy _amiss ffs | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
THAT bad?
Actually, I think if she gives all her shoes to me, she might go to heaven
I've sent em to Voddy _amiss ffs "I've seen em on ebay | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
Aw thanks for the fecking vote of confidence ffs you know full well ur bessy mates with him with the horns " That fecker? | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play "My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore "you do them so cute too | |||
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"Hello all... I'm now finished work for 2017 so well happy now How are y'all today? X
Heya minxy I'm great ....for some reason I got a fecking silly smile on my face
Are you ready for the festivities?
Bloody brilliant news
Yes I'm ready now... Bit of quality family time xx
Well you enjoy it....and think of me slaving over a stove on christmas day yer lucky bugger
You'll go to heaven xx
No chance, Minxy!
THAT bad?
Actually, I think if she gives all her shoes to me, she might go to heaven
I've sent em to Voddy _amiss ffs I've seen em on ebay"Nah they are fakes....mines the real McCoy's | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore "Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them " long as she ain't got a bun in the oven | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them "Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week..... | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them long as she ain't got a bun in the oven"I lurve a nice hot crusty bun | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week..... "I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight "No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand... | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand... "Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already... "Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad penny | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already...
Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad penny"or a bad smell | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already...
Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad pennyor a bad smell "If I use too many emojis will he block me??? That would be 2 people who have blocked me for emojional torture | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already...
Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad pennyor a bad smell
If I use too many emojis will he block me??? That would be 2 people who have blocked me for emojional torture "i wont block you your fun | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already...
Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad pennyor a bad smell
If I use too many emojis will he block me??? That would be 2 people who have blocked me for emojional torture i wont block you your fun"Yep your right...we could both be blocked off the same two people | |||
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"Think you should cut down on the emojis on this thread guys
Aww ok.... But, but, but... I was reserving this one for your arrival
Don't waste that one on that fecker play
My eyelash flutters are always wasted I only ever seem to use them ironically anymore
Nah I like em
Have you got the sausage rolls in the oven? ...don't you go forgetting them
Eeek.... Thoughts of finding furry lumps in the oven next week.....
I'll remind you...and don't be overdoing it with the trifle sherry tonight
No sherry trifle... I'm running the Cheese Off Challenge again tonight lol... So I've a glass of port at hand...
Aw when I was on the sauce I loved a glass of croft original
Let's piss dash off
I think I scared him off already...
Let's hope so...but the fecker always turns up like a bad pennyor a bad smell
If I use too many emojis will he block me??? That would be 2 people who have blocked me for emojional torture i wont block you your fun"Awwwhh thank you sweetie... You too!! | |||
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"Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Everyone dancin' merrily In the new old-fashioned way" Aw feck that _oddy I haven't even got my fecking presents wrapped yet ffs | |||
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"Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Everyone dancin' merrily In the new old-fashioned way Aw feck that _oddy I haven't even got my fecking presents wrapped yet ffs" passes newspaper and string | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs "I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs "gets the cheese and chutney out | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any "Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs gets the cheese and chutney out"Awwwww ffs _oddy....she scoffed em all while we were waiting | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs gets the cheese and chutney out"I've that out over on another thread | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere "They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like! | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like! "Phew lovely....anychance of a little ginger for after | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like!
Phew lovely....anychance of a little ginger for after "oh god shes at it again | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like!
Phew lovely....anychance of a little ginger for after "Of course! I've only was few snowmen left after today, but you definitely get one! | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like! "shite feck bejayus ive burnt me fecking mouth there that hot | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like!
Phew lovely....anychance of a little ginger for after oh god shes at it again"No I'm a goddess _oddy | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like!
Phew lovely....anychance of a little ginger for after
Of course! I've only was few snowmen left after today, but you definitely get one! "Wow thanks play | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like! shite feck bejayus ive burnt me fecking mouth there that hot"Here have a swig of _oddy | |||
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"I've had a lovely man talking to me for 2 hours tonight... Shame I'm just a caring friend to him "Are you mixing it up minx | |||
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"I've had a lovely man talking to me for 2 hours tonight... Shame I'm just a caring friend to him "passes the sausage rolls mind there hot | |||
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"Oi _oddy...where's them sausage rolls? I hope she hasn't fell asleep and left them in the oven ffs
I've got the sausage rolls!!! Even managed not to burn any
Crikey I hope they are still warm play...some bugger has kept me talking elsewhere
They're quite hot!! I glazed them with a little honeyed milk... Hope you like! shite feck bejayus ive burnt me fecking mouth there that hot"Here... Have a glass of Bailey's to cool it down!!! | |||
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