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"Now who wants a malteser "Can I have a mouthful x  | |||
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"Now who wants a malteser
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"Now who wants a malteser
Can I have a mouthful x
"They're so much nicer if you suck one slowly untill creamy and sticky, then let it slide down your throat | |||
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"Now who wants a malteser
Can I have a mouthful x
Depends how big your mouth is "Big enough to fit at least one in x | |||
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"Now who wants a malteser
Can I have a mouthful x
They're so much nicer if you suck one slowly untill creamy and sticky, then let it slide down your throat"Mmmm perfect x | |||
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"Now who wants a malteser "I’ll take two | |||
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"Seems a little slow today "No it's 24 hours like every other day  | |||
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"Now who wants a malteser
I’ll take two "Take the bag too seeing as it's your birthday | |||
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"I have magic powers... I get wet without water & I can make boneless things hard "Come lay your magic hands on me and lets see if it's true x | |||
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"I have magic powers... I get wet without water & I can make boneless things hard
Come lay your magic hands on me and lets see if it's true x"I could suck your malteesers in ways you’d never imagine !!! | |||
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"*sits in the corner* "Get here, it’s wiggle time x | |||
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"mmmm someone mention food???
It’s nearly lunchtime, what do you fancy today? X "Anything, you know I'm easy x | |||
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Get here, it’s wiggle time x "Teehee!  | |||
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Get here, it’s wiggle time x
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"mmmm someone mention food???
It’s nearly lunchtime, what do you fancy today? X
Anything, you know I'm easy x"With food yes x | |||
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Teehee!
Looks like I killed the thread "Sorry just busy, wiggle wiggle x | |||
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"*sits in the corner*
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Teehee!
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Sorry just busy, wiggle wiggle x "The wiggle queen | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages?" If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off  | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off "Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x "And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full? | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds "Phew thank god for you 
A big thick meaty one or ten please | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x
And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full? "I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds
Phew thank god for you
A big thick meaty one or ten please "Any sauce with that | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x
And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?
I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x "I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x
And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full? Sounds awesome except the Rich Tea .
I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x
I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x" Sounds awesome . Except the Rich Tea . They're a bit bland . They are the Theresa May of the biscuit world | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x
And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?
I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x
I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x"Ooo can I have a jammy dodger please x | |||
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"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here. I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way "Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x | |||
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I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x
And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?
I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x
I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x
Ooo can I have a jammy dodger please x "Anything you wish miss Angie? | |||
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"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here. I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way
Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x "Yoda's about to go in the bin x | |||
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"Is there room for one more? "Hello... Got any spare food? | |||
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"Is there room for one more?
Hello... Got any spare food? "I've got chocolate cake | |||
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"Is there room for one more?
Hello... Got any spare food?
I've got chocolate cake "No cheesecake then ?? | |||
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"Is there room for one more?
Hello... Got any spare food?
I've got chocolate cake No cheesecake then ??"No the cat ate it | |||
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"Is there room for one more?
Hello... Got any spare food?
I've got chocolate cake "I'm yours, take me now | |||
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"Is there room for one more?
Hello... Got any spare food?
I've got chocolate cake
I'm yours, take me now "I wish | |||
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"I have magic powers... I get wet without water & I can make boneless things hard " That is some skill, can you then turn the water to wine. | |||
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"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here. I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way
Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x
Yoda's about to go in the bin x"Brings out the family size box of biscuits. Would you like tea as well ? X | |||
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"I have magic powers... I get wet without water & I can make boneless things hard That is some skill, can you then turn the water to wine. "There is no water.. just wetness! | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds
Phew thank god for you
A big thick meaty one or ten please Any sauce with that "Loads | |||
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"*sits in the corner with a whiskey and and watches the fun enfold* "Very quiet in here tonight | |||
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"Sounds like You all need a maid/servant to serve all this food" You can do it if you like so long as you don't burn my sausages | |||
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"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread "Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x | |||
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"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me "Hello miss Santa  | |||
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Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x "As you wish miss Angie! | |||
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Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x
As you wish miss Angie! "Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x | |||
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"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me
Hello miss Santa "Hello Mr | |||
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"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread
Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x
As you wish miss Angie!
Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x "*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie* | |||
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"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me
Hello miss Santa
Hello Mr "Mistletoe? | |||
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"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol Geeky x "Merry Christmas Eve can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail? | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please "Can I choose where they go | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please "*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please
Can I choose where they go"Absolutely | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please
*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe "Come here and dangle it over my head .... for the kiss obvs | |||
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"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread
Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x
As you wish miss Angie!
Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x
*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie* "Mmmm, mwah x | |||
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"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol Geeky x
Merry Christmas Eve can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail? "You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames Ads | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please
Can I choose where they go
Absolutely "Okay so most will be between your legs hehe | |||
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"I need kisses, all the kisses please
*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe
Come here and dangle it over my head
.... for the kiss obvs "You mean the mistletoe right? | |||
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"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread
Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x
As you wish miss Angie!
Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x
*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie*
Mmmm, mwah x "Wiggle wiggle | |||
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"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol Geeky x
Merry Christmas Eve can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?
You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames
Ads"Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha | |||
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"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol Geeky x
Merry Christmas Eve can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?
You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames
Ads
Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha "Give me some of your strength please? Ads | |||
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"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol Geeky x
Merry Christmas Eve can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?
You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames
Ads
Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha
Give me some of your strength please?
Ads"*grasps hand in a hand shake and begins the transfer of strength* | |||
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"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters " Happy Christmas Geeky x | |||
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"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters "Merry Christmas geeky mwah x | |||
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"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters
Happy Christmas Geeky x "Merry Christmas miss minxy | |||
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"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters
Merry Christmas geeky mwah x "Merry Christmas miss Angie | |||
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"Hello everyone, we can offer much more than a Malteser, we have revived about a tonne of chocolate for Christmas. "Chocolates? 
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"Hey geeky "Hey rubi | |||
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"Hey geeky
Hey rubi "And how are we today rubi? | |||
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"Hey geeky
Hey rubi
And how are we today rubi? "Im great thanks how are you? | |||
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"Hey geeky
Hey rubi
And how are we today rubi?
Im great thanks how are you? "I'm glad to hear you are and you most certainly are looking amazing too
And I'm pretty good usual you know | |||
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"Just dropping in to say hello sexy peeps "Greetings! | |||
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"Ahh yes, the lesser spotted flirtomatic thread "Forgotten Is the term I'd use Haha | |||
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"*bar is now open* "Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x | |||
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"*bar is now open*
Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x "Hello miss Angie white wine coming right up | |||
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"*bar is now open*
Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x
Hello miss Angie white wine coming right up "Thank you x | |||
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"*bar is now open*
Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x
Hello miss Angie white wine coming right up
Thank you x "You're very welcome anything else you'd like? | |||
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"Very quiet? "Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x "*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie* | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x "We’ll it’s out Christmas 2.0 so we’re having our customary Christmas morning baileys lol | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x
*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie* "Thanks you’re a darling x mwah | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x
We’ll it’s out Christmas 2.0 so we’re having our customary Christmas morning baileys lol"Well why not indeed x | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits? "I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x "Custard Creams? Ohhhh let me grab my car keys and I’ll be right over | |||
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I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x "If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!" I'll teach you whatever you need to know | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x"I have sausage you might like | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x
*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie*
Thanks you’re a darling x mwah "I do try haha | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x
Custard Creams? Ohhhh let me grab my car keys and I’ll be right over "Fills the kettle up, opens new packet of custard creams, and puts lipstick on x | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like "Flirt switch is working!! Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....
Peach x | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x
If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream"Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X | |||
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"Very quiet?
Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
I love a nice meaty succulent sausage "Nothing like getting your lips around a tasty sausage
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
Flirt switch is working!!
Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....
Peach x"Nice and gentle....to start with x | |||
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds
Phew thank god for you
A big thick meaty one or ten please Any sauce with that "please no one mention brown sauce ... | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
Flirt switch is working!!
Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....
Peach x
Nice and gentle....to start with x"Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...
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"Maltesers? What happened to the sausages? If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds
Phew thank god for you
A big thick meaty one or ten please Any sauce with that
please no one mention brown sauce ..."Or the red sauce...unless you're into that?
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
I love a nice meaty succulent sausage "Seems like my sausage is in demand | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
Flirt switch is working!!
Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....
Peach x
Nice and gentle....to start with x
Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...
Peach x"Is that a promise? x | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
I love a nice meaty succulent sausage "But can you take it whole? Ads | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x
If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream
Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X "It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it. | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
I love a nice meaty succulent sausage
Seems like my sausage is in demand
"Without Worcester sauce though | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
I love a nice meaty succulent sausage
Seems like my sausage is in demand
Without Worcester sauce though "Tee hee! Well depends on your definition of Worcester sauce | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x
If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream
Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X
It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it."I always wondered what Tesco put in their own brand custard creams | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know "The Minxy school of flirting and seduction... It has a kind of ring to it don't you think? | |||
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"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now "You've got stiff competition in our local bangers...
Peach x | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...
It has a kind of ring to it don't you think? "Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure | |||
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"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now "I get mine from the local meat market | |||
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"Someone mention tea and biscuits?
I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x
If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream
Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X
It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it."I’m very good at sucking x | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know "Ooo I say, tell me more | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...
It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?
Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure "Oh I don't know | |||
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"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now
You've got stiff competition in our local bangers...
Peach x"Yes I have to admit you have nice bangers | |||
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"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...
Peach x
I have sausage you might like
Flirt switch is working!!
Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....
Peach x
Nice and gentle....to start with x
Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...
Peach x
Is that a promise? x"I'll have to repay the favour miss peach, won't be a chair you'll be gripping on though | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
Ooo I say, tell me more "Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...
It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?
Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
Ooo I say, tell me more
Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you "This is where we encounter my other issue: indecision! | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how! I'll teach you whatever you need to know
Ooo I say, tell me more
Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you
This is where we encounter my other issue: indecision!"Ahh well I am buggered then... I'll let one of the others teach you as they are clearly more experienced than I. Sorry... I did offer but I have my limits haha | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone? "What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x "I might have just the thing | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing "Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x "Weren't we talking about drinks | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks "Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x "Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be "Let me help you x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be
Let me help you x "By all means tee hee! | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be
Let me help you x
By all means tee hee! "Quickly warms my hands up x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be
Let me help you x
By all means tee hee!
Quickly warms my hands up x "Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be
Let me help you x
By all means tee hee!
Quickly warms my hands up x
Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets "Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x | |||
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"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?
What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x
I might have just the thing
Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x
Weren't we talking about drinks
Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x
Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be
Let me help you x
By all means tee hee!
Quickly warms my hands up x
Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets
Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x "Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed | |||
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" Quickly warms my hands up x
Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets
Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x
Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed "Oh that was what warmed me up. Think I might have made it bigger x | |||
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" Quickly warms my hands up x
Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets
Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x
Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed
Oh that was what warmed me up. Think I might have made it bigger x "well something is definitely bigger | |||
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