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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My hubby Mark is off to do the Christmas food shop, just in case he doesn't make it, he would like to thank everyone for keeping us entertained on the forum's this year.. Please pray for his safe return

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay safe mark and good luck

Yes got to finish Xmas shopping

So going to fight the crowds at some point today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow. I'm going to buy my gifts for people tomorrow afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stay safe mark and good luck

Yes got to finish Xmas shopping

So going to fight the crowds at some point today

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You just look after that arse and get back to barracks as soon as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay safe mark and good luck

Yes got to finish Xmas shopping

So going to fight the crowds at some point today

You just look after that arse and get back to barracks as soon as possible

message received and understood

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good luck!

I booked my grocery shop to arrive tomorrow evening, when I could be out enjoying myself

didn’t think that through! I will have to shop for some last minute bits on Sat morning though

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My hubby Mark is off to do the Christmas food shop, just in case he doesn't make it, he would like to thank everyone for keeping us entertained on the forum's this year.. Please pray for his safe return

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

I shop every day but I think it's 8am Saturday morning for me. Only until the 27th until the shops open again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You would think they we closing for weeks the way people are shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

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hope he took lots of pennies with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

hope he took lots of pennies with him

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Had to look twice there thought you said Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

hope he took lots of pennies with him

Had to look twice there thought you said Penis

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well hopefully he took that with him to

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Good luck to you... I'm venturi g into wrapping gifts today and being outdone by a 10 year old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

hope he took lots of pennies with him

Had to look twice there thought you said Penis

well hopefully he took that with him to

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oh yes and balls , you need balls to christmas shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going later tonight. It should be a lot quieter then. I don't do crowds

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You would think they we closing for weeks the way people are shopping

It's the same closure period as Easter bank holiday

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Good luck!

I booked my grocery shop to arrive tomorrow evening, when I could be out enjoying myself

didn’t think that through! I will have to shop for some last minute bits on Sat morning though"

Lucky you. My disabled parents do an online shop every week. They pay a monthly subscription for their delivery fees. They were unable to book a delivery slot this week as they sold out within seconds of being released by Tesco. My sister has to now somehow fit in a trip to the supermarket with her job in a supermarket and providing personal care for them too

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Oh Jeez!!! Will await the news that he's made it out of the supermarket in one piece lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Beauty of family Christmas'.... They do it all haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beauty of family Christmas'.... They do it all haha "
Hey I'm doing my bit, I did say I would keep the hot tub warm

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Beauty of family Christmas'.... They do it all haha Hey I'm doing my bit, I did say I would keep the hot tub warm

Need a hand with that?!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't think I have enough booze. Don't think I'll venture out...see if any delivery slots available.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

It’s almost like war is about to break out. The roads are mental, can’t get a parking space, supermarkets you need American footballl protection.

Tesco’s my lovelies. Or other supermarkets are available. Booked enough in advance you can pay just £1:50. Now why would you leave your drive

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It’s almost like war is about to break out. The roads are mental, can’t get a parking space, supermarkets you need American footballl protection.

Tesco’s my lovelies. Or other supermarkets are available. Booked enough in advance you can pay just £1:50. Now why would you leave your drive

My disabled parents have a delivery from Tesco every week and pay for their delivery saver. They attempted to book a delivery for Christmas and all of the slots were fully booked within minutes of going live

I have no sympathy for anyone who has to brave the supermarket to shop.

I'm one of the poor souls who has to work there and I hate them all

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"It’s almost like war is about to break out. The roads are mental, can’t get a parking space, supermarkets you need American footballl protection.

Tesco’s my lovelies. Or other supermarkets are available. Booked enough in advance you can pay just £1:50. Now why would you leave your drive

I have no sympathy for anyone who has to brave the supermarket to shop.

I'm one of the poor souls who has to work there and I hate them all

Are you wearing your Christmas jumper to work

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm drawing up my battle plans today and mobilising my forces tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time

I hope he manages to get to Greggs without any mither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh give over he's used to working the crowds

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're doing our Christmas food shop this afternoon. Taking our shopping list. They'll be none of that rushing around panic buying for us.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I’m going into battle tonight for my xmas works do....drinks, three course meal and hotel room paid for and I rarely drink!!

Pray for me please.....

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It’s almost like war is about to break out. The roads are mental, can’t get a parking space, supermarkets you need American footballl protection.

Tesco’s my lovelies. Or other supermarkets are available. Booked enough in advance you can pay just £1:50. Now why would you leave your drive

I have no sympathy for anyone who has to brave the supermarket to shop.

I'm one of the poor souls who has to work there and I hate them all

Are you wearing your Christmas jumper to work

Yep, I have Christmas dress too that wear sometimes.

The customers tend to leave you alone and bother someone else when you are wearing it. They don't immediately recognise you as staff when you're not in the normal uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My food shopping is being delivered on sat.... I hope it all arrives

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"My food shopping is being delivered on sat.... I hope it all arrives

What is your most feared substitution ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha and a small prayer for us putting out the festive goodies

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm going later tonight. It should be a lot quieter then. I don't do crowds

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking around 11-12 tonight will be the perfect time to get the food/drink shop in. I'll be awake anyway so might as well make use of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here.....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here....."

So that'll be a mad dash before they close at midnight then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here.....

So that'll be a mad dash before they close at midnight then?!

Ooh they close at midnight, I've tonnes of time then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did ours last night, wasn’t too bad and didn’t overspend that much!

Geeky x

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

myself and lolly are setting out shortly for ours....surprisingly quiet out there at the moment...but you never know!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here.....

So that'll be a mad dash before they close at midnight then?!

Ooh they close at midnight, I've tonnes of time then

Some even stay open all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here.....

So that'll be a mad dash before they close at midnight then?!

Ooh they close at midnight, I've tonnes of time then

Some even stay open all night

Saturday 2am it is then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I've decided I'm going to finish it all today. At some point today, as soon as I've logged off here.....

So that'll be a mad dash before they close at midnight then?!

Ooh they close at midnight, I've tonnes of time then

Some even stay open all night

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mines open 24 hrs but yoou have to get the cute security guard if you have booze on the self service tills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I made it, and if I forgot anything its staying forgotten, found some lovely Rhubarb and Ginger gin too bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was manic out there

Won't be doing that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still out in the field. It will be done today. I'm getting bored now though .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still out in the field. It will be done today. I'm getting bored now though ....."
How much ammo have you got left, could send a chopper in for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still out in the field. It will be done today. I'm getting bored now though .....How much ammo have you got left, could send a chopper in for you

Let me just climb to the top of the nearest hill (of shoppers) I'll jump in your chopper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still out in the field. It will be done today. I'm getting bored now though .....How much ammo have you got left, could send a chopper in for you

Let me just climb to the top of the nearest hill (of shoppers) I'll jump in your chopper

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On our way just let your flare off and i'll dangle me rope

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm going later tonight. It should be a lot quieter then. I don't do crowds

Me neither

I really shouldn't have gone. Don't know what it is but I felt sick and I nearly fainted like a bit spaced out,some social anxiety thing I suppose. It's bloody annoying I know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still out in the field. It will be done today. I'm getting bored now though .....How much ammo have you got left, could send a chopper in for you

Let me just climb to the top of the nearest hill (of shoppers) I'll jump in your chopper

On our way just let your flare off and i'll dangle me rope

Make sure it's swinging nice and low

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We're doing our food shop tomorrow. Might leave until late evening. I really can't be doing with a 10 deep queue at the tills!

~ was it that bad OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

20 minute wait for a car parking space, 5 minute wait for a trolley and 6 deep at the tills, and the aisles were like being in the 80's classic arcade game Frogger, had me shins whacked by and old dear's tartan shopping trolley and when I went for my Latte when I was finished they were out of cake the bastards

so not too bad really

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once was forced to go food shopping on Christmas Eve......never again is all I’ll say

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"20 minute wait for a car parking space, 5 minute wait for a trolley and 6 deep at the tills, and the aisles were like being in the 80's classic arcade game Frogger, had me shins whacked by and old dear's tartan shopping trolley and when I went for my Latte when I was finished they were out of cake the bastards

so not too bad really

Fuck that shit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so not too bad really

Fuck that shit!! "
Just come here , we have loads

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

so not too bad really

Fuck that shit!! Just come here , we have loads

Sounds like an offer I can't refuse, I'll get my coat and the Pringles I've already got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so not too bad really

Fuck that shit!! Just come here , we have loads

Sounds like an offer I can't refuse, I'll get my coat and the Pringles I've already got

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Could you pick up some Oxo cubes on the way and were all set

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and a little rant, today of all days. there was a load of school kids at the end of the tills , with their collecting buckets helping you pack bags.. FFS a 3 litre box of Merlot does not go well on top of a Sherry trifle. please let me pack myself and i'll give you a pound

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

We did our main shop on Sunday banged it all in the freezer

just have to do the top-up shop for fresh stuff this Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We did our main shop on Sunday banged it all in the freezer

just have to do the top-up shop for fresh stuff this Sunday

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Christmas Eve Jim you loon

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

... Anyone else have to go into battle soon

We were far too organised this year! Food shopping ordered online & being collected in the morning. Most of the presents were done a few weeks back, some shops, some online.

I didn't curse once so I don't know what went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think the patrons of co op have noticed it's Christmas. That was a breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think the patrons of co op have noticed it's Christmas. That was a breeze

Forgot your knickers again eh !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tie a piece of string to him. If he's not home is six hours follow the string through the streets, the pub, the gents, the pub, the betting shop, the pub and the ladies and there he will be....... still on his way to the shop. Promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think the patrons of co op have noticed it's Christmas. That was a breeze

Forgot your knickers again eh !"

Don't want a vpl whilst bent over the sprouts

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