FabSwingers.com forum: Unlikely things to hear the royal family say at Christmas...

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...we're just a normal family, having a normal Christmas at home. Well, one of our homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I carve the swan grandma?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can I carve the swan grandma?"

Which one, dear? There are two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What lovely Christmas socks from Primark.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Philip you did a great job with the Paxo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Philip have you checked or profile?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Now the speech is done let's get shit faced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queen stating she has cooked dinner for one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me just watch one more episode of the crown before we open presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phillip could you let the jew in for our honaku celebrations ..... :/

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

It's going to be a tough couple of months ahead with a wedding to save for...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

One has been exceedingly busy on nights...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...we're just a normal family, having a normal Christmas at home. Well, one of our homes.

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But one home they like more them others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philip carving: "Harry, White or dark meat? ooops"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Omg have I got to do a bloody speech again

I just want my afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More peasant anyone, err i meant pheasant "glad i never said during my speech"

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'A murder mystery game? It's perfect, Camilla'

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Phillip. Have you uploaded our Christmas photo on to fab yet?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

HRH The Queen: Loyal subjects, you tuned in expecting words of wisdom. I have news for you, I make this shit up each year. This time I cannot be arsed, I want to get pissed on the Gordon's Gin, I'm leaving you with Charles.

Harry you pulled a cracker!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"'A murder mystery game? It's perfect, Camilla'

Mama..

Would you like to be the...victim?

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

we forgot to send David Icke a card

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Edward...stop oggling the maids.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Philip: Lizzie, when is Hollyoaks omnibus on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one more person makes a joke about me looking better on a stamp than in person i will set the corgis on you

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I think we should do the decent thing and give all our money to the poor...

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah for feck sake, another bloody speech? I just wanna get wankered and have an org.....we’re live?

Hello my loyal subjects...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just nipping down to Poundland for a box of Mint Matchmakers and some more paper plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s go dogging Phillip!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

One does the best one can

James! James

It’s Christmas grandma

We gave him the day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...we're just a normal family, having a normal Christmas at home. Well, one of our homes.

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hey harry you dirty little tyke what made you propose to that tart

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Philip, would you like another glass of lambrini to go with your dinner?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Philip !!! The leckys gone , have you got any 50p’s ?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Yes, your Christmas cracker crown looks nice, Charles. But mine is real.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Plenty of space at ours, anyone is welcome anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Phillip) "eerr bloody 'ell,come on everyone its nearly 3 p.m. time for Alan Carr's speech"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Dave, let’s invite Beverley Macker round for Christmas lunch.

It’s a shame for her to be on her own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, here's the bowl, throw in your car keys!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philip I told you not to leave your dick out at the dinner table you know how Camilla gets excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please have a word with Harry !!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I miss Dianna, don't you?"

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

This Aldi cava isn't that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I miss Dianna, don't you?""

(Phillip,again) "im glad those paps on the mopeds i hired didnt miss her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And our special suprise guest, Mr James Hewitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoken by Charles, Is Harry coming for tea after he's been to see his father?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate to william, "Do we really need to see the inlaws this christmas?"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Philip...what's that smell...

I don't know Liz, I think the corgi farted...well put the fecking corgi out Phil!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

William to Grandma . . . . Thanks Gran, that's lovely. . . Now how does one use Groupon vouchers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles did you love Diana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queen...oh Phil get the dogs out and mount me with your beak before big ears and gingerballs come over for the grand roast darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip...what's that smell...

I don't know Liz, I think the corgi farted...well put the fecking corgi out Phil!"

Language lady

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Philip...what's that smell...

I don't know Liz, I think the corgi farted...well put the fecking corgi out Phil!

Language lady

Sorry

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Harry @ Charles

Daddy. Your going to be a grand dad again

O bollox Harry you’ve not been at it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/12/17 12:45:07]"

I do wish you would stop wearing the Nazi uniform to every fancy dress party harry!!!!!

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Isn't it nice sharing our 775 rooms in Buck house with all the homeless.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Where's Fergie and Koo Stark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's going to be a tough couple of months ahead with a wedding to save for..."

On FA cup day as well,I suppose we'll have to start thinking of excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me she's up the duff again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the receipt!

Who's next for Twister?

You'll just have to sleep on the sofa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time for my speech, now no nodding off you set of bastards

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