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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow the whinging bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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Give up drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell him to buy his own drink. The cheeky freeloader!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Stop taking acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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I would save the little fellow of course................ then feed him to my pussy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aw cute,I'd fish him out and have a little chat with him. I'd wrap him in a serviette first to dry him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say no to drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get help . lol As seeing things.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Drown him, with the custard cream I’m about to dunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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Wave back then tip the dregs down the drain

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift him out and dry him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder what I was drinking.

Then fish him out I suppose

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Then I'd find a match box and make a little bed for him.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well."

He might have a nut allergy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy "

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he plays the piano, I'd throw him out.

Nobody wants a one inch pianist after all.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts "

And you could break one of the matches for him so he can use it as a crutch just in case he hurt his leg

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts

And you could break one of the matches for him so he can use it as a crutch just in case he hurt his leg "

I see you have a caring nature like me,not like those nasty people that want to throw him down the drain. Horrible people

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ooh I am actually eating nuts at the moment,I can't put the bloody thing's down

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts

And you could break one of the matches for him so he can use it as a crutch just in case he hurt his leg

I see you have a caring nature like me,not like those nasty people that want to throw him down the drain. Horrible people "

I can believe I’m even partaking in this thread lol

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Ooh I am actually eating nuts at the moment,I can't put the bloody thing's down "

I love nuts save me some

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts

And you could break one of the matches for him so he can use it as a crutch just in case he hurt his leg

I see you have a caring nature like me,not like those nasty people that want to throw him down the drain. Horrible people

I can believe I’m even partaking in this thread lol"

Nooo am I the only one that cares about the little man!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ooh I am actually eating nuts at the moment,I can't put the bloody thing's down

I love nuts save me some "

No not now!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ooh I am actually eating nuts at the moment,I can't put the bloody thing's down

I love nuts save me some

No not now!"

They're just for me and the little guy!

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Stick him in my wife's pussy to see if he could find her G Spot.....been looking for years and never found it!!! If he succeeds then I will rent him out to other husbands

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Ooh I am actually eating nuts at the moment,I can't put the bloody thing's down

I love nuts save me some

No not now!

They're just for me and the little guy! "
fair enough he has been swimming around in a pint glass he must be hungry

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I would think this is the weirdest Tequila

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Don't go to a Wetherspoon's then..

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They have Kami Kaze Barflies!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd chuck in a Polo, and he could use it as a lifebuoy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd chuck in a Polo, and he could use it as a lifebuoy "

Ooh good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call MissRed and tell her loverboy manlet MrMoriarty is in my drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then I'd find a match box and make a little bed for him."

Awww and tuck him in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd let him have a suck on one of my salted peanuts as well.

He might have a nut allergy

Oh yeah good thinking,I'd ask first then if he's ok with nuts

And you could break one of the matches for him so he can use it as a crutch just in case he hurt his leg

I see you have a caring nature like me,not like those nasty people that want to throw him down the drain. Horrible people

I can believe I’m even partaking in this thread lol"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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Get my ass to shrink. Fast!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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1 inch? Where did you measure him from?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Then I'd find a match box and make a little bed for him.

Awww and tuck him in?"

Most definitely,I'll use one of my cotton wool pad's I for taking my makeup off.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Then I'd find a match box and make a little bed for him.

Awww and tuck him in?

Most definitely,I'll use one of my cotton wool pad's I for taking my makeup off."

*use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take him in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think that it's time to knock the drinking on the head

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd take him in my mouth."

and do what with him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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its actually lucky in Ireland to bite the heads off one inch men dip the bodies in spaghetti sauce and feed them to your shrinks cat .......beeeegorra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop taking acid "

This, or ask my GP for help as I was hearing the voices again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were having a drink and heard a faint cry, and you looked down to see a tiny 1 inch man floating in your glass waving for help, what would you do?

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I have had this message as a opener twice from the same bloke.

2nd time he sent it I told him he needed to change his approach and it was stupid.

The reply was an even worse question but the man had grown a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your eyes seen too .

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