FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

By *amesnite11 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

What things would you do? Pee standing up? Wear a bra? Just a little thought experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly? Have sex with a woman. I've always wanted to know how it feels when a man orgasms.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Give birth.

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By *ere2help82Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

See if I really could multi task!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Honestly? Have sex with a woman. I've always wanted to know how it feels when a man orgasms. "

This

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By *amesnite11 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

@Kissme me too, would be interesting to see whether the sensation is entirely different or similarly structured.

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By *amesnite11 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Give birth. "

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a sandwich and see what all the fuss is about. These feminists are making it such a fucking issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complain about not being able to get laid

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

See of men can go for longer than 10 seconds without thinking about sex...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"See if men can go for longer than 10 seconds without thinking about sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An fff.

all day.....with a camera rolling.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Stop and ask for directions

Then come on here and see what it’s like to get hundreds of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What things would you do? Pee standing up? Wear a bra? Just a little thought experiment

Succumb to a slight sniffle and call it flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what happens in the ladies and why they have to go in packs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a proper sit down to see if they’re any different to a normal one

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Be lesbian for the day mmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"

Love this

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Prob play with boobs for most of the day

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"

Are you absolutely sure it’s the only worthwhile thing a woman can do?

So the women who don’t have children have wasted their life? Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow

Love this

The second part. Not the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a long shower, a poo that takes a good hour, wank, get my balls drained by a sexy lady, drink beer, watch footie, fart and passout and get away with taking a sickie the next day....I'm not bitter

Peach x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow

Love this

...but no mention of the awful periods that we endure for the rest of our reproductive life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to arrange a meet with myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my female self cloned so when I switch back I could actually go and fuck myself like people keep suggesting. wait, would that be illegal?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wake up.

Yawn.

Scratch Balls

Reach for laptop

Stretch further for lap top

Lean over bed for laptop

Throw jama pants over to lap top like a fishing rod.

Put one leg out of bed and reach for laptop.

Slide back under duvet putting laptop on knee

Open laptop

Log on to fab

Read allllllll messa....... oh fucking bastard diva stuck up their own arses women!

Dive into forum.

Start a thread called why can't I get a meet?/ I'm leaving / Help / Critique my profile please.

Look at some pics.

Use words like 'whore'

Wank furiously into sock.

Fall back satiated.

Shout ..... Coming Mum! and head downstairs to help unload the washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort my pay rise out so that when I turn back I’m on the same wages as my male colleagues

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just say nowt and read the comments subjectively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if I was double jointed also, lick my fanny lots n lots n lots

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

I wud arrange a meet with me and go dogging in the park !!LOL

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Give birth.

True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma

HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"

The only worthwhile thing? So what if a woman can’t have a child? Worthless and useless are we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For him get shagged loads to see how it feels for a girl.

For her sit and play with their dick all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck myself with any phallic shaped object imaginable. And see what the difference is between something small and something larger. Fingerblast myself until my fingertips are like prunes. Play with my boobs all day and then probably moan about a lot of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly? Have sex with a woman. I've always wanted to know how it feels when a man orgasms. "

You think you will be able to get a meet in less than a day? You're a man remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would spend the day wanking I think XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if men can go for longer than 10 seconds without thinking about sex...

Of course we can longer than 10 seconds without thinking about................ very sexy lips was just thinking about how they would feel around my ........... now what was i saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang around in the female changing rooms at the gym

I'd also do this if I was invisible for the day......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleed from my pussy and get away with being a Cnut to everyone all day because “ it’s that time of the month”

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By *rated-BaconMan
over a year ago

medway

This is in no way intended to sound derogatory but.. I would be a total slut. Grab the first group of nice (heh) guys and party in private.

Different races, sizes, flashing.. I would be.. busy!

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By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

i would use my 1 day only pussy to make as much money as i could so that when i went back to being a bloke i could use said money to pay for pussy for the rest of the week..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingerblast myself lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck it'd be the wrong time of the month to have any fun and I'd spend the day curled up with stomach cramps and clutching a hot water bottle! Bloody mother nature the bitch

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"See of men can go for longer than 10 seconds without thinking about sex...

10 seconds that is too long of a gap

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

Be a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would stand in front of a mirror admiring my dangley bits, swing them around a bit to see how it feels.

I'd be earning about 20% more that day so I'd go and buy a beer

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"What things would you do? Pee standing up? Wear a bra? Just a little thought experiment

Play with my cock all day and try not to miss it later!

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Buy shoes stress about my hair buy handbags stress about my nails buy products ... wash up housework sort kids keep everything running and everybody happy... and buy shoes

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Visit as many swing clubs in the 24 hours as possible; with the average entry fee of 57p for a single female, should be a cheap but fun day out........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The straight women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly? Have sex with a woman. I've always wanted to know how it feels when a man orgasms. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play with myself then seduce a schoolgirl.Give her oral Untill she squirted in my mouth

You'd still he 43 mind.

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

Wank until it was sore and then put my willy in as many different things as possible.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Definatly playbwith my boobs... and my clit .... join fab and get a couple male and female to ruin me x

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

"Play with myself then seduce a schoolgirl.Give her oral Untill she squirted in my mouth

Hopefully one of those rare schoolgirls that are in fact women over the age of 18.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Get a fab meet in 1 minit

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Play with myself then seduce a schoolgirl.Give her oral Untill she squirted in my mouth

You'd still he 43 mind.

Yes exactly, worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank until it was sore and then put my willy in as many different things as possible."
Like a fab straight guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same thing I always do. I would just be better at it.

Dxxx

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

"Wank until it was sore and then put my willy in as many different things as possible.

Like a fab straight guy!"

Actually had this discussion the other night with my partner. He asked me what I'd do if I had his body for a day.

After giving my answer, as above, he told me that I had to have someone elses body for the day. I may have also said that I'd put as many things as possible in my bum.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Turn lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend a whole day getting multiple orgasms from guys who knew how to given them until i was completely legless and ached so much i couldn't have any more.

Then id delete my account. Come back the next day as a single man and be better equipped in understanding what it feels like to be on the receiving end.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Helicopter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what it's like to have a shower in less than 2 minutes.

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