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By *ust Us Together OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newport

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A Zoo keeper in Florida has been killed and dismembered by a Crocodile. He was found by other keepers floating in the pool in several pieces

When they reviewed the CCTV it showed he was with another Crocodile, trousers down and engaging in very illegal and stupid acts with it....I will leave it to your imagination and searching out the full story on the news sites

A much larger Crocodile came up behind him, grabbed him by the neck and dragged him into the pool and drowned and dismembered him!!

Some might say it was maybe a threesome that went a little too far!!

At least this twunt has been removed from the gene pool and must be the 2017 Darwin Award winner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MODS: After discussion this post is OK with site admin

A Zoo keeper in Florida has been killed and dismembered by a Crocodile. He was found by other keepers floating in the pool in several pieces

When they reviewed the CCTV it showed he was with another Crocodile, trousers down and engaging in very illegal and stupid acts with it....I will leave it to your imagination and searching out the full story on the news sites

A much larger Crocodile came up behind him, grabbed him by the neck and dragged him into the pool and drowned and dismembered him!!

Some might say it was maybe a threesome that went a little too far!!

At least this twunt has been removed from the gene pool and must be the 2017 Darwin Award winner.... "

It's a fake story... It's not real Google it. It's from a parody newspaper in 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for the guy and his family. We dont know if he had mental issues or what his story was, I'm just going on your post.

It's sad.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before "

*Grabbed him by the neck - I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's true, then the revolting cretin deserves everything got. I hope it hurt. A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs don't really dismember bodies. Leave them to rot underwater and tearing chunks off is their usual killing/eating style

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By *ust Us Together OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Teach me not to believe all that is on Facebook

It was funny to read though....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can remember the girls in the office getting quite excited about this story.

'He's a keeper', Judith shrieked with delight.

'Well Judith, he was'.

'Still, I bet they made a cracking pair of shoes out of him'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELLO it's not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the guy and his family. We dont know if he had mental issues or what his story was, I'm just going on your post.

It's sad."

It's not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for the guy and his family. We dont know if he had mental issues or what his story was, I'm just going on your post.

It's sad."

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In this case i think it's safe to assume he did have mental issues

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By *ust Us Together OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newport


"Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before "

Because it was removed first time as it contains an illegal act which is against site rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELLO it's not real "

Oh we don't let the truth get in the way of a good story here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A classic example of people not reading the entire thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELLO it's not real

Oh we don't let the truth get in the way of a good story here "

I can see that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before

Because it was removed first time as it contains an illegal act which is against site rules!"

Fair enough..I'd have just posted it anyhow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before

Because it was removed first time as it contains an illegal act which is against site rules!"

But surely it still contains an illegal act which is against site rules?

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By *ust Us Together OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newport


"Why did you need to check the post was ok?

Never seen that prefix on a post before

Because it was removed first time as it contains an illegal act which is against site rules!

But surely it still contains an illegal act which is against site rules?"

I think it was the way I originally wrote it..... It is not for serious debate or to encourage the act, it was a humorous post only to highlight how stupid people can be..

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