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How do you deal with people that just lie there like a sack of spuds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over and done with and there won’t be a round 2

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Book mark to reed latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pull them around, move their hands for them, tell them where I want them and make them move if still nothing then game over and no second chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Book mark to reed latter."

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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peel em n roast em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about that night you've spent with Stephen hawking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just turn up the voltage, usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to feel frustrated now I can’t be bothered with the hassle of sex with anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police issue Tazer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use them like a dildo

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Would have already worked out that they were not worth meeting lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use them like a dildo "

You can get a sack of spuds up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you supposed to move around during sex?

That's were I've been going wrong. No wonder no one comes back for seconds

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Cum over their face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I throw them around a bit and try to encourage it, if they still just lay there like a starfish then im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we purely talking in the context of Fab meets? If so I'd be giving a bit of a nudge in the right direction but if that doesn't work quickly and politely making a getaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use less chloroform on your rag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would have already worked out that they were not worth meeting lol...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hook them to my St Andrews wall... they don't get a fecking chance to lay down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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peel em and chuck em in pan with some eggs

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sounds like a date with a dead fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe on the other foot...... What about those who try to treat you like a sack of spuds?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Use them like a dildo "

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I'll pull them around, move their hands for them, tell them where I want them and make them move if still nothing then game over and no second chance. "

The prospect of you guiding my hands to exactly where you want them sounds rather sexy. Not that I would profess to lie there like a sack of spuds but being assisted to heighten your enjoyment is rather sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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Get the hell out of there. I never sit still having sex, I’m moving her in every position, picking her up, pushing and pulling everything.

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By *eeandsexymCouple
over a year ago

Between selby/york

Ex wife was like that... that's why she's ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they allowed to be awake haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, the pillow princess.

I'm Not actually sure, I'd rather sit and chat than be involved in that sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would have already worked out that they were not worth meeting lol...."

Chatting with them and a coffee meet usually sorts this out.

...but if you're there and its happened and no change after some encouragement and training , get them to watch you as you finish yourself off and then say thank you that was lovely and one of my best fucks ever. Make sure you say that in their veri too. . We all need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wimp so would probably scrunch my face up and pretend I'm having the most amazing time. I don't have it in me to tell someone they are really rather rubbish at sex. I would hate to crush a guys confidence. I wouldn't verify and if they asked to meet again I would just say something like "no chemistry".

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

Get the hell out of there. I never sit still having sex, I’m moving her in every position, picking her up, pushing and pulling everything. "

Haha!! Pretty much me (him) too. In my head there’s a million and one things I’d like to be trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call her by another woman's name. That gets them moving

*don't do this, it's wrong*

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Use less chloroform on your rag "

Ha ha made my day

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

I had one that moved about too much it was like being in bed with a slippery eel lol I’m all for a bit of movement but this was ridiculous

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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If they can't be arsed to make the effort then fuck 'em. That's what I'd do.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Patience is a virtue..... I'm told.. We were all that nervous person once and how does a person know what a stranger likes..

Chatting and sometimes a little guidance is a must, but if it's still a non starter then just call it a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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I'd untie them first

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

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Stop the sex and leave.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Patience is a virtue..... I'm told.. We were all that nervous person once and how does a person know what a stranger likes..

Chatting and sometimes a little guidance is a must, but if it's still a non starter then just call it a day"

True but I do know what I want and I don't want a corps or a novice thanks. :-d

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

"

Chatting first, and meeting for a social before any play, usually helps me decide whether we’re compatible for the bedroom, and should prevent this situation ever happening. Not been an issue so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had this issue though tbh I've not had that many men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it was nerves or laziness, a one off meet or a partner. Get the spuds one on top and working for it either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might say..."Right! Now it's your turn to go on top while I just lie back n chill"

I really doubt I'd manage to stay still though.....I'd give myself 5 min max before I was firmly gripping hips,licking tits n tweaking nips while thrusting from underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart in there face they soon move

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Peal them n roast them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn him over and blindfold him and strapon hi obviously is gay haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use less chloroform on your rag "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a few slaps to bring them round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coax them with pringles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coax them with pringles"

Should that be on the massive fanny thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got to go for the dirty fuckers, they never just lay there

I'm not sure how i'd handle it really. I do have (sometimes) in my profile that i won't meet with men who just lay there.

I get alarm bells if a man says about licking pussy for hours and hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately, you think things will improve when you marry them, but they dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?"

Do they sit like a sack of spuds whilst drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coax them with pringles

Should that be on the massive fanny thread?"

I meant out of the tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn the television on and make a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the fire works out to show them what they are missing . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been that long even that be good

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?"

For me; it's in their eyes, their smile, their body language, how easy the conversation flows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the woman or man who tends to lie there like a sack of spuds?

I’d rather that than someone who thinks they’re in a porn movie and I’m a blow up doll who can get into positions only a contortionist could get into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finish quick and leave them a fiver.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

But sometimes I prefer being like a sack of spuds and let myself be totally pampered

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

Do they sit like a sack of spuds whilst drinking coffee "

I met one woman for coffee once, who did sit like a sack of spuds, and was really hard work to get any more than one-word answers from. I complained about how bad the coffee was (and it was genuinely awful), to which she replied "I can make a better one back at my place if you like?", but I'd already made the decision I wasn't going any further, and made the excuse that I didn't have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?"

Whats the purpose of the social?

I've yet to be wrong with someone after a social. It can give you a very good idea, unless the social isn't being used properly to find out if there's a good connection, what their character and experience is like. Their veris should also give some indication. Maybe I've just been lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't have gone to Dodge in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just up and leave is my simple answer, thats what i have done in past, if the sex was awful and not going well , cant be assed to waste time pulling teeth and delaying the onset of boredom ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just up and leave is my simple answer, thats what i have done in past, if the sex was awful and not going well , cant be assed to waste time pulling teeth and delaying the onset of boredom .. "
well you could try and encourage good sex

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Talk and then kick, if they won't deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the woman or man who tends to lie there like a sack of spuds?

I’d rather that than someone who thinks they’re in a porn movie and I’m a blow up doll who can get into positions only a contortionist could get into "

I am that contortionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel them chip them then deep fry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

Whats the purpose of the social?

I've yet to be wrong with someone after a social. It can give you a very good idea, unless the social isn't being used properly to find out if there's a good connection, what their character and experience is like. Their veris should also give some indication. Maybe I've just been lucky."

I don't use veris for anything. True about character and connection. I don't discuss my experiences and don't ask either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peel them chip them then deep fry "

Hell yeah!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd get my cattle prod out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel'em, chop 'em and fry 'em

Everyone loves chips right?

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Necrophelia is dead boring you know .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell them: "You've had your chips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance of them just lying there with me

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Check their pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When that situation has arisen I have found that if you can make them want you badly enough they do get up and put the effort in, some just need more encouragement than others.

It's also not always their fault some can just be inexperienced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

Whats the purpose of the social?

I've yet to be wrong with someone after a social. It can give you a very good idea, unless the social isn't being used properly to find out if there's a good connection, what their character and experience is like. Their veris should also give some indication. Maybe I've just been lucky.

I don't use veris for anything. True about character and connection. I don't discuss my experiences and don't ask either."

Maybe there is the key. I'll never meet anyone without seeing their veris. They can see mine. Veris can be a good source of information... Easy to look past the bullshit and white knight veris... Do they do repeats or are they just one off meets. Is there a genuine common thread. What type of guys are they attracting or meeting? This applies to those whom they have met too. Yes im fussy and very selective... Been told a few times im too fussy... But that works well for me and I've yet to have a stodgy flapjack in bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?"

I'd know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you just get it over with and get the hell outta dodge? Or spend time communicating with them, bringing them out of their shell to let them learn that it's "ok" to move around a bit?

"

Perhaps you should use less rohypnol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away "
and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Depends on how many rounds its after, got to allow a bit of a break occasionally lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere' "

Where do you think I'm from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

Where do you think I'm from? "
Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

Where do you think I'm from? "
scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

Where do you think I'm from? Yorkshire "

Somerset babe...more emphasis on the rrrrrrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

Where do you think I'm from? "
somerset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I climb off, scoop up my dress and sashay away and say ' aye oop laddie yer like a sack o spoods I'm ooooota ere'

Where do you think I'm from? Yorkshire

Somerset babe...more emphasis on the rrrrrrs "
roight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

Whats the purpose of the social?

I've yet to be wrong with someone after a social. It can give you a very good idea, unless the social isn't being used properly to find out if there's a good connection, what their character and experience is like. Their veris should also give some indication. Maybe I've just been lucky.

I don't use veris for anything. True about character and connection. I don't discuss my experiences and don't ask either.

Maybe there is the key. I'll never meet anyone without seeing their veris. They can see mine. Veris can be a good source of information... Easy to look past the bullshit and white knight veris... Do they do repeats or are they just one off meets. Is there a genuine common thread. What type of guys are they attracting or meeting? This applies to those whom they have met too. Yes im fussy and very selective... Been told a few times im too fussy... But that works well for me and I've yet to have a stodgy flapjack in bed.... "

Even if I showed all my veris they wouldn't give a true picture of me. That's why I don't use veris for anything. Fab is just one tiny part of life.

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By *_89Man
over a year ago

Here and there

Finish the job, then wake them up and tell them they can go home I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell from a social what they'd be like in bed?

Whats the purpose of the social?

I've yet to be wrong with someone after a social. It can give you a very good idea, unless the social isn't being used properly to find out if there's a good connection, what their character and experience is like. Their veris should also give some indication. Maybe I've just been lucky.

I don't use veris for anything. True about character and connection. I don't discuss my experiences and don't ask either.

Maybe there is the key. I'll never meet anyone without seeing their veris. They can see mine. Veris can be a good source of information... Easy to look past the bullshit and white knight veris... Do they do repeats or are they just one off meets. Is there a genuine common thread. What type of guys are they attracting or meeting? This applies to those whom they have met too. Yes im fussy and very selective... Been told a few times im too fussy... But that works well for me and I've yet to have a stodgy flapjack in bed....

Even if I showed all my veris they wouldn't give a true picture of me. That's why I don't use veris for anything. Fab is just one tiny part of life."

No one gives a true picture of themselves... Even in everyday life we rarely do too.... They do help with the tiny bit of of FAB fun and as its a small part of life its good to try and make the most of it using all tools available to achieve that I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was a sex party , and watched a couple having sex that was so outstandingly dull, I actually start to wonder if the woman was still alive

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