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One for the guys and sum girls,Wot do u prefer, a tight pussy or a more mature loose pussy #2

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By *ild_oats OP   Man
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

last message


"I’ve known a few tight Fannies in my time! Really don’t want to mention my bosses on Fab though!

Anyway off to find the Irn Bru fanny advert on you tube for a laugh.

"Great filter thread... "

Lets keep this going....

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Tight and tidy over a hippos yawn any day

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It wasn't *that* funny OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread "

You tell 'em girlfriend

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

am i missing something with this irn bru reference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iain Lee is on Loose Women on Thursday.

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

All pussy is good pussy if it has the right mind attached to it and the right mind utilising it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All pussy is good pussy if it has the right mind attached to it and the right mind utilising it"

Inspiring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread

You tell 'em v girlfriend "

FIFY

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread

You tell 'em v girlfriend

FIFY

You're welcome."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sequels are never as good as as the original.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original. "

Unless it's Aliens

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens "

Good point.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer "

I don't remember seeing any guys complaining about loose pussy?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer

I don't remember seeing any guys complaining about loose pussy? "

Maybe it’s size related from the male perspective?

Like pushing a thimble into a drain pipe springs to mind

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer

I don't remember seeing any guys complaining about loose pussy? "
Maybe should have said "Any Guys complaining..." and baring in mind this is an extention of the original thread. I'm pretty sure there were some derogitory remarks towards some women's vaginas, which isn't cool.

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By *ild_oats OP   Man
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point. "

But prequels not that that good.... See Prometheus

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point.

But prequels not that that good.... See Prometheus

"

Can anyone do a prequel to this thread? Completely ruined the topic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?! "

Let me close my eyes and imagine that for a moment

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

Let me close my eyes and imagine that for a moment "

Don't imagine too long you may get lost in it's vastness,we may never hear from you again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?! "

Let Loose - Crazy For You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

Let me close my eyes and imagine that for a moment

Don't imagine too long you may get lost in it's vastness,we may never hear from you again! "

I imagine I wouldn't take too long.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?! "

Try the banana test which will grade your tightness from a-f

A, you can't insert the banana

B, banana bends more but you manage to insert it

C, mmmm feels nice

D, what banana

E, the whole bunch is in and I can't feel a thing

F, now where's that marrow

;-)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God damn it,right I need to know from you wise men...how can I measure it?

I need to do some shopping so don't tell me to use some vegetable,bit short of money why do car repairs alway's need doing in December . Anyway I have a fair few tools...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

Try the banana test which will grade your tightness from a-f

A, you can't insert the banana

B, banana bends more but you manage to insert it

C, mmmm feels nice

D, what banana

E, the whole bunch is in and I can't feel a thing

F, now where's that marrow

;-)"

No bananas in at the mo,but I can probably just about afford them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more about the wetness for me. Nothing worse than someone who's tight and dry. Wet and loose and sat on my face is more than adequate.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's more about the wetness for me. Nothing worse than someone who's tight and dry. Wet and loose and sat on my face is more than adequate. "

Stay away from those reaching the menopause then!

...or it could be you just don't do it for them of course. A woman into you wouldn’t be dry,do you do foreplay or just ram it in?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Tight and tidy over a hippos yawn any day "

Lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread "

I heard that the more sex a woman has generally causes the vagina to tighten, which would go with the saying if you don't use it you lose it!

I fucked this girl of about 16-17 many years ago and she had a right bucket on her.

So this thread is a load of nonsense really and I can't believe the naivety of the original poster who is either really stupid or was trolling to the max.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Iain Lee is on Loose Women on Thursday."

‘Loose Women’ made me chuckle before, but now I’ll always have this thread in my mind when I watch it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread

I heard that the more sex a woman has generally causes the vagina to tighten, which would go with the saying if you don't use it you lose it!

I fucked this girl of about 16-17 many years ago and she had a right bucket on her.

So this thread is a load of nonsense really and I can't believe the naivety of the original poster who is either really stupid or was trolling to the max. "

I don't think thread's like this can be taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point. "

Not just that

God farther part 2

Rocky films until 5

Star wars original tril

Could easily slap lists of sequels in that are better than original.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread

I heard that the more sex a woman has generally causes the vagina to tighten, which would go with the saying if you don't use it you lose it!

I fucked this girl of about 16-17 many years ago and she had a right bucket on her.

So this thread is a load of nonsense really and I can't believe the naivety of the original poster who is either really stupid or was trolling to the max.

I don't think thread's like this can be taken seriously "

No but some will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's more about the wetness for me. Nothing worse than someone who's tight and dry. Wet and loose and sat on my face is more than adequate.

Stay away from those reaching the menopause then!

...or it could be you just don't do it for them of course. A woman into you wouldn’t be dry,do you do foreplay or just ram it in?"

Erm yes I engage in plenty of foreplay but I've come across some women who just don't get very wet. Are all your posts so negative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point.

Not just that

God farther part 2

Rocky films until 5

Star wars original tril

Could easily slap lists of sequels in that are better than original. "

Show off.

All above I agree with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point.

Not just that

God farther part 2

Rocky films until 5

Star wars original tril

Could easily slap lists of sequels in that are better than original.

Show off.

All above I agree with. "

Was just saying like.

It's worthy of a whole thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point.

Not just that

God farther part 2

Rocky films until 5

Star wars original tril

Could easily slap lists of sequels in that are better than original.

Show off.

All above I agree with.

Was just saying like.

It's worthy of a whole thread"

Like this - https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/627951

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point.

Not just that

God farther part 2

Rocky films until 5

Star wars original tril

Could easily slap lists of sequels in that are better than original.

Show off.

All above I agree with.

Was just saying like.

It's worthy of a whole thread

Like this - https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/627951

. "

Lol I commented

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Insulting thread start op. Most men who have had the pleasure to sample my delights have said, "oh she's tight". I'm classed as a mature lady.

A sweeping statement from you thats not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are mature pussys not tight?

I've seen a fair few young women with great frothing caverns and older ladies with well kept adequately tight and pleasurable lady gardens...everyone's different

I have retreated from a few caverns il add as they reminded me of the 80s film cujo about the dog with rabies.....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't know why some women get so offended at such threads.

We're on a site seeking sexual partners. There are more men than women. There are daily threads slagging off single men.

Every now and then one will return the favour. Hardly likely to get laid on the back of it, but it's mildly amusing, even to me, seeing how defensive some women are about their foofs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, I didn't have the balls to start Slack old Fanny thread part 2 but glad someone has.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's more about the wetness for me. Nothing worse than someone who's tight and dry. Wet and loose and sat on my face is more than adequate.

Stay away from those reaching the menopause then!

...or it could be you just don't do it for them of course. A woman into you wouldn’t be dry,do you do foreplay or just ram it in?

Erm yes I engage in plenty of foreplay but I've come across some women who just don't get very wet. Are all your posts so negative? "

No,merely giving a reason why someone is dry. Don't get defensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are defensive and some just downright don't care

Some of the sites I've seen are quite horrific and will stay with me forever unfortunately

Hygiene is a massive thing

Not every guy will put his thing in her thing simply because she's female and breathing

As for a baggy fanny I believe pelvic floor exercises help

I've seen a lot of women pass comment on the size of a guys small penis many times too but mention they have an overly generous fur purse and they usually quip..well I've had 10 kids out of it probably sat on her fat arse most her life claiming benefits and nursing lazy sores on her fat arse....

Most of that^^^^^ was tongue in cheek...

But not all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either!! There’s a way of licking a tight pussy..there’s a different way of licking a slightly larger pussy..technique is the key..I love any n all pussy...it would be my profession if there were enough call for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaaaaaa

This is a much better read than people going on and on about Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer "

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either!! There’s a way of licking a tight pussy..there’s a different way of licking a slightly larger pussy..technique is the key..I love any n all pussy...it would be my profession if there were enough call for it "

What even if the ghost busters have been in her knickers chasing a slimer?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Some women exercise their muscles to tighten their vagina. Not all mature women have loose vaginas, just like not all young women have tight ones. Ignorance at it's highest level here. Bravo for an idiotic thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For all the guys complaining about the fanny they are fucking being too loose, make it adjustable...

Put some jubilee clips around your fleshlight and tighten it up, or add some girth to your cock, its what the ladies generally prefer

Awesome."
I wrap my length in duck tape to add to the thickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know why some women get so offended at such threads.

We're on a site seeking sexual partners. There are more men than women. There are daily threads slagging off single men.

Every now and then one will return the favour. Hardly likely to get laid on the back of it, but it's mildly amusing, even to me, seeing how defensive some women are about their foofs. "

Always find someone with their arse in their hands here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preference will always be a tight one even if it's dry as you can grease up a tight dry one and it will still give you a good ride.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Some of you men just need bigger dicks that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a pussy that is attached to a nice person with a good sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts "

Oh go on say you're tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

Try the banana test which will grade your tightness from a-f

A, you can't insert the banana

B, banana bends more but you manage to insert it

C, mmmm feels nice

D, what banana

E, the whole bunch is in and I can't feel a thing

F, now where's that marrow

;-)"

G

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts

Oh go on say you're tight. "

Tight as a ducks arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

"

Hahaha

Scream mask fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

"

Scream mask for a fanny!! That's so horny.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Sequels are never as good as as the original.

Unless it's Aliens

Good point. "

The Godfather pt2

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

"

Not loose. The opposite. Tight. Dry. And with no elasticity.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts "

Well, errrmm .... yes, though predictable. No-one's going to publically confess to their insides dropping out each time they sneeze are they?!

Personally speaking, my pussy was recently medically examined and it is, apparently, 'middle aged' . Despite its advancing years it is, however, in fine fettle and functioning normally, is looking good and its fur is in perfect condition. (And if you can't trust the word of a vet about such matters, whose can you? ....)

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

Not loose. The opposite. Tight. Dry. And with no elasticity. "

I was more answering the title..you have thrown a curve ball now !

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts

Well, errrmm .... yes, though predictable. No-one's going to publically confess to their insides dropping out each time they sneeze are they?!

Personally speaking, my pussy was recently medically examined and it is, apparently, 'middle aged' . Despite its advancing years it is, however, in fine fettle and functioning normally, is looking good and its fur is in perfect condition. (And if you can't trust the word of a vet about such matters, whose can you? ....)"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts

Well, errrmm .... yes, though predictable. No-one's going to publically confess to their insides dropping out each time they sneeze are they?!

..."

ahhh... ahhh... chooo!!

*grabs bin liner*

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Wonder how loose my mature pussy is?!

Let me close my eyes and imagine that for a moment

Don't imagine too long you may get lost in it's vastness,we may never hear from you again! "

It's fine... It's fine ... It's fine ... (Echoes)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

Not loose. The opposite. Tight. Dry. And with no elasticity. "

One fears one has arrived at that moment in time. Trip to the doctor's methinks,that's the menopause for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for the record my arsehole is as baggy as the checkout in morrisons

After years of probing it with a wide variety of toys I can now confirm it is most accommodating..

I am yet to find an excerise to return it to its original tension...

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By *ild_oats OP   Man
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Just for the record my arsehole is as baggy as the checkout in morrisons

After years of probing it with a wide variety of toys I can now confirm it is most accommodating..

I am yet to find an excerise to return it to its original tension..."

Probably time for a baggy arse thread...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just for the record my arsehole is as baggy as the checkout in morrisons

After years of probing it with a wide variety of toys I can now confirm it is most accommodating..

I am yet to find an excerise to return it to its original tension...

Probably time for a baggy arse thread...

"

I think you should do,that at least involves men as well rather than just discussing baggy fanny's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Some of you men just need bigger dicks that's all "

As do the women who state on their profiles ‘Must be VWE’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of you men just need bigger dicks that's all

As do the women who state on their profiles ‘Must be VWE’ "

Bigger needs bigger.. I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight is lovely but I find it hard to last.

Looser is better as I feel more in control of myself. This means I last longer and she gets more put of me by proxy.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts "

I know...embarrassing but doubt they'll view it as such.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"So many questions, do men think women who are older have bucket fannies because they must have had sex more over the years? What if the woman is 60 and had less sex than a 20 year old now? Who has the bucket fanny then?

Or is it more that as everything drops with age the fanny must drop too so you think older women end up with a scream mask for a fanny ?

"

@ scream mask fanny. Hilarious Ruggers!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I am cringing at the " I am tight" posts

Well, errrmm .... yes, though predictable. No-one's going to publically confess to their insides dropping out each time they sneeze are they?!

...

ahhh... ahhh... chooo!!

*grabs bin liner* "

this thread is tickling me no end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never acctually been bummed although I have enjoyed a fair few pegging sessions and found it most delightful..I've been playing with my brown button since my early rampant teens

The earliest bum sesh I can remember is when I lent a bicycle pump off the neighbours and just couldn't resist the temptation

Yes I lost my anal Vplates to a bicycle pump

I can't help wondering how pleasurable my tea towel holder might be if I did in future offer it up to a bit of same sex tussle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of you men just need bigger dicks that's all "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I've never acctually been bummed although I have enjoyed a fair few pegging sessions and found it most delightful..I've been playing with my brown button since my early rampant teens

The earliest bum sesh I can remember is when I lent a bicycle pump off the neighbours and just couldn't resist the temptation

Yes I lost my anal Vplates to a bicycle pump

I can't help wondering how pleasurable my tea towel holder might be if I did in future offer it up to a bit of same sex tussle."

Did you feel deflated after the bicycle pump incident ?

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