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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Threads 15 to 30 to be added on this one

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

If you can find them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can find them! "

It's the bloody staff mucking the titles up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

whose cooking tonight im hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry"

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want "
mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

"

I've got double yolkers

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers "

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there... "

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks "
and brown sauce

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks "

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks and brown sauce"

Nah just salt...the yolks are the sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some "

Coming up but if you want sauce..._oddy better sort it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some

Coming up but if you want sauce..._oddy better sort it "
ive some sachets that errr accidently fell in me bag

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some "
you want a brew aswell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell"

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffs"
what bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just a quick morning everyone!

Didn't catch you all yesterday, had a long day in London at cancer hospital with my sister in law. Everything still going well for her, so nice Christmas present for us!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just a quick morning everyone!

Didn't catch you all yesterday, had a long day in London at cancer hospital with my sister in law. Everything still going well for her, so nice Christmas present for us! "
Thats good sami fingers crossed she keeps going forward xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just a quick morning everyone!

Didn't catch you all yesterday, had a long day in London at cancer hospital with my sister in law. Everything still going well for her, so nice Christmas present for us! Thats good sami fingers crossed she keeps going forward xx"

Thank you lovely lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin"

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs "

Good job you can run fast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a quick morning everyone!

Didn't catch you all yesterday, had a long day in London at cancer hospital with my sister in law. Everything still going well for her, so nice Christmas present for us! "

That's great news sami and I hope you both have a great Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast! "

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just a quick morning everyone!

Didn't catch you all yesterday, had a long day in London at cancer hospital with my sister in law. Everything still going well for her, so nice Christmas present for us!

That's great news sami and I hope you both have a great Christmas "

Thank you lovely, we will. xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up "

Just get some faster trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers "

It's them fecking 6" heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!! "

You can have any part you want...but your far to small for the elephant part

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!! "

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels "

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!! "
can you ride a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

You can have any part you want...but your far to small for the elephant part "

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy "

I wish I did...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! "
you going dancing at the disco sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey"

FTFY... Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got to nip back off...we need a loaf of warburtons. ..this could take some time...I'm knackered

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!! "
waits for dash to appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

waits for dash to appear"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!! "

Oh bugger I'm fecked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did... "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked "

You could charm me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami"

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did...

Haha "

It's not funny being trunkless at Christmas

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did...

Haha

It's not funny being trunkless at Christmas "

Aw..I'm sure it isn't, sweetie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did...

Haha

It's not funny being trunkless at Christmas

Aw..I'm sure it isn't, sweetie. "

I'm OK with it... Juat gives me more time to be in the panto!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots"

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did...

Haha

It's not funny being trunkless at Christmas

Aw..I'm sure it isn't, sweetie.

I'm OK with it... Juat gives me more time to be in the panto!!! "

Hurrah...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me "

Better still ill get the flute for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels! "

What size are you _amiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

Do you have a long trunk, Minxy

I wish I did...

Haha

It's not funny being trunkless at Christmas "

Learn to play the flute then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss? "

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round! "

Big uns?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round!

Big uns? "

Oh yes, big uns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss?

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them "

Oh I've got a brand new pair...still in the box size 7....true story. ..so them thick socks and your away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round!

Big uns?

Oh yes, big uns "

Watch out for dash then he likes carrots...not to sure on parsnips though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss?

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them

Oh I've got a brand new pair...still in the box size 7....true story. ..so them thick socks and your away "

Ooh, leave um in me locker, I'll pay you when I see you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round!

Big uns?

Oh yes, big uns

Watch out for dash then he likes carrots...not to sure on parsnips though "

Yeah, I will...he is lurking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss?

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them

Oh I've got a brand new pair...still in the box size 7....true story. ..so them thick socks and your away

Ooh, leave um in me locker, I'll pay you when I see you "

I'll give em to Voddy to pass on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss?

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them

Oh I've got a brand new pair...still in the box size 7....true story. ..so them thick socks and your away

Ooh, leave um in me locker, I'll pay you when I see you

I'll give em to Voddy to pass on "
Aww that's kind of you ducks sami will have new shoes for her birthday next week

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over a year ago


"hey sami nigels looking for you think he wants some more of you special carrots

Ooh...just as well I bought some today then, send him round!

Big uns?

Oh yes, big uns

Watch out for dash then he likes carrots...not to sure on parsnips though

Yeah, I will...he is lurking about "

Him and Lisa B are querying my age ffs

And blood pink and babs are doing the same with the date

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hmm where's that play I've heard she's stolen Karlof and stella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm where's that play I've heard she's stolen Karlof and stella"

Shush _oddy...she's got the fecking cake

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Hmm where's that play I've heard she's stolen Karlof and stella

Shush _oddy...she's got the fecking cake "

I've been busy in the kitchen all afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you "

It could make my temperature rise

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise "
ur need earplugs she can't play a note

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm where's that play I've heard she's stolen Karlof and stella

Shush _oddy...she's got the fecking cake

I've been busy in the kitchen all afternoon "

I've seen the results and _oddys mouth will be watering when you fetch it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise "

Oh it will i promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise ur need earplugs she can't play a note"

Oi shut it _oddy...I'm trying to work my charms here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise ur need earplugs she can't play a note

Oi shut it _oddy...I'm trying to work my charms here "
call that a snake I've seen bigger worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise ur need earplugs she can't play a note

Oi shut it _oddy...I'm trying to work my charms here call that a snake I've seen bigger worms "

I prefer meaty sausages to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise ur need earplugs she can't play a note

Oi shut it _oddy...I'm trying to work my charms here call that a snake I've seen bigger worms "

Oi ffs _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any role for an elephant in the panto??!!!

can you ride a man who is hung like a donkey

FTFY... Yes!!!

Oh bugger I'm fecked

You could charm me

Better still ill get the flute for you

It could make my temperature rise ur need earplugs she can't play a note

Oi shut it _oddy...I'm trying to work my charms here call that a snake I've seen bigger worms

I prefer meaty sausages to be fair "

Don't you listen to that one

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!! "

Aw you've got me now

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now "

This one is harder to catch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch... "

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch...

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly "

I was tempted to make a tiny remote control to put in his hand lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch...

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly

I was tempted to make a tiny remote control to put in his hand lol."

You mad bugger....I'm sending the bill for the carpet to you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch...

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly

I was tempted to make a tiny remote control to put in his hand lol.

You mad bugger....I'm sending the bill for the carpet to you "
oi dont call play mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch...

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly

I was tempted to make a tiny remote control to put in his hand lol.

You mad bugger....I'm sending the bill for the carpet to you oi dont call play mad"

Oh

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I've got the perfect man for you ladies.... He's sweet, tasty, a little spicy... I got him really hot and he rose to the occasion... Got hard instantly... You'll just want to eat him up!!!

Aw you've got me now

This one is harder to catch...

Phew mines bigger though...only slightly

I was tempted to make a tiny remote control to put in his hand lol.

You mad bugger....I'm sending the bill for the carpet to you

oi dont call play mad"

He's not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right who's up for a late brekky

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right who's up for a late brekky "
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

You still hank?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank? "

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"whose cooking tonight im hungry

I'll knock a few toasted egg sarnies up if you want mmmmmmmm

I've got double yolkers

I love it when you crack one if those into a frying pan.... It looks like the egg was surprised to find itself there...

Ah but a sunny side up egg is always better in toast with two runny yolks

Well feck ya anyway... now I want some you want a brew aswell

Make it quick _oddy...eggs are done now ffswhat bout the rest of breakfast im hank marvin

Here _oddy I've got some more eggs best back bacon and a load of sausages....sorry it took so long it's taken fecking ages to shake off the security guards ffs

Good job you can run fast!

It's getting fecking harder...jeez is need to give them fags up

Just get some faster trainers

It's them fecking 6" heels

I told you to give them to me, they would make good danc....oops, nearly said the word! you going dancing at the disco sami

I would if I'd got some 6" heels!

What size are you _amiss?

I'm a 6, but I could wear some thick woolly socks with them

Oh I've got a brand new pair...still in the box size 7....true story. ..so them thick socks and your away

Ooh, leave um in me locker, I'll pay you when I see you

I'll give em to Voddy to pass on "

Thanks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, who's up for a dance, now I've got my dancing shoes on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right, who's up for a dance, now I've got my dancing shoes on "
shes in the nude for dancin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté "

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank? "
any freid bread if so can i have me eggs on it and the tomatos tipped over it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples "
just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right, who's up for a dance, now I've got my dancing shoes on shes in the nude for dancin"

Come and join in!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman"

Mistress's teef

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman

Mistress's teef "
ah the ones she got on ebay

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman

Mistress's teef ah the ones she got on ebay"

Why are they yellow?.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman

Mistress's teef ah the ones she got on ebay

Why are they yellow?..... "
her last pr fell down the loo

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Who's making the tea? Think its time we cut this cake!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who's making the tea? Think its time we cut this cake! "
lattes coming up sweetcheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

"
ties minxy to the bed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right who's up for a late brekky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You still hank?

I've just munched my way through 4 rounds of toast and paté

Well don't get tempted with the fruits...especially the apples just a fecken cotton picking ,moment what have you put in the apples woman

Mistress's teef ah the ones she got on ebay

Why are they yellow?..... her last pr fell down the loo "

Blurgh....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

"

Aah, bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

ties minxy to the bed "

Can you also phone work in the morning, tell 'em I'm a bit tied up and can't come in?!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

ties minxy to the bed

Can you also phone work in the morning, tell 'em I'm a bit tied up and can't come in?! "
already done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a milky drink... Just got into bed and still got 2 more days of work to go *sigh*

ties minxy to the bed

Can you also phone work in the morning, tell 'em I'm a bit tied up and can't come in?!

already done "

You flipping star

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday "
prob knowing her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday "

Last minute now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday "

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Who's birthdays next?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs "

Haha! No darling, you look gorgeous as ever. Did you enjoy your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?"

I could have 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs

Haha! No darling, you look gorgeous as ever. Did you enjoy your birthday? "

A as a old queen it was one of two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?"

I have a big one coming up next month

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs

Haha! No darling, you look gorgeous as ever. Did you enjoy your birthday?

A as a old queen it was one of two "

When's your next one, I will bake a cake

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month "

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month "

More cake!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!! "

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs

Haha! No darling, you look gorgeous as ever. Did you enjoy your birthday?

A as a old queen it was one of two

When's your next one, I will bake a cake "

Around 6 months away...so you'll have plenty of time to make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share..."

You can have it I don't want mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!!

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list? "

December 29th?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine "

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!!

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list?

December 29th?"

Yes, lovely

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you think Mistress has nodded off with an apple in her gob again? Last 5 minutes of her birthday

Are you fecking saying I look like a pig in the butchers window ffs

Haha! No darling, you look gorgeous as ever. Did you enjoy your birthday?

A as a old queen it was one of two

When's your next one, I will bake a cake

Around 6 months away...so you'll have plenty of time to make it "

I'll get started in th New year

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who's birthdays next?"
yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine! "

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!!

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list?

December 29th?

Yes, lovely "

Shan't forget that date... My grandad had that birthdate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?yours"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!!

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list?

December 29th?

Yes, lovely

Shan't forget that date... My grandad had that birthdate"

Ah that's lovely, he must have been lovely too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win "

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

More cake!!!

Yay!

Mine's 29th, so shall I make up a present list?

December 29th?

Yes, lovely

Shan't forget that date... My grandad had that birthdate

Ah that's lovely, he must have been lovely too "

Certainly was

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that "

Not us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that "

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me "

Don't fear it minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me "

You have nothing to fear, it is great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Don't fear it minxy "

I'm doomed when I get there I tell you... Doomed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, na night lovely people, see you the morrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

You have nothing to fear, it is great! "

Is 50 the new 25 then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me "

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

You have nothing to fear, it is great!

Is 50 the new 25 then? "

It is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

You have nothing to fear, it is great!

Is 50 the new 25 then? "

It's about who fancies who and not numbers...in my humble opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

You have nothing to fear, it is great!

Is 50 the new 25 then?

It is "

Better still... So I'm not 40 next month I'm 25... Even bigger win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM"

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win "

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

See... positive mental attitude

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over a year ago

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win "

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age "
your just fecken old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age "

Use my thinking... You'll be forever young

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age

Use my thinking... You'll be forever young "

I love that song...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age

Use my thinking... You'll be forever young "

I'll go with your theory... and _oddy can feck off with her above theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's birthdays next?

I have a big one coming up next month

Tut....I want a big one...can I share...

You can have it I don't want mine

I will take it off your hands, as it is smaller than mine!

Great... I'll just be 40 again instead

*high five* win/win

Bloody cheat. ...who would do such a thing as that

Me

This is the only birthday in my life I have really been dreading... Don't know why bit I have an idea

50 just sounds so... I dunno... 'orrible for me

Wait till you get to the dreaded 55...are but your a woman so that's ok

FIFM

But if 50 is the new 25, I'll be 30 when I'm 55 so that will be a clear win

Now you got me fecking questioning my own age

Use my thinking... You'll be forever young

I'll go with your theory... and _oddy can feck off with her above theory "

It's nice to be right sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanders if play has saved us any cake

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake "

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it? "

I've got _oddys appetite today

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today "

Why's that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then "

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today "

I could eat an ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass"

But not yours

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass"

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass"

I think you've ate a few...but not this fecker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today "

Run Nigel RUN!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass"

Hi Dash!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake "

Is the cake stale,Play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake "

Phew I've been sweating all morning

Hope there's a bit of gingerbread man left

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake

Is the cake stale,Play? "

Its a fruit cake and full of alcohol.... I think it'll last a few days

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake

Phew I've been sweating all morning

Hope there's a bit of gingerbread man left "

There is, but there are a few teeth marks in it, it was too hard for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

Hi Dash! "

Hi sweety

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake

Phew I've been sweating all morning

Hope there's a bit of gingerbread man left "

Just a bit... Can you guess which bit??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders if play has saved us any cake

It'll be a bit stale now, won't it?

I've got _oddys appetite today

Why's that then

Dunno but I could eat a bloody donkey today

I could eat an ass

The donkey is hiding...

but there's still cake

Is the cake stale,Play?

Its a fruit cake and full of alcohol.... I think it'll last a few days "

Not if it's got alcohol in it !

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