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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.

'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.

It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'

So, what is your annual message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days, that is hilarious. We have laughed out so loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.

'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.

It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'

So, what is your annual message? "

Your family appreciate this?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.

'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.

It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'

So, what is your annual message?

Your family appreciate this? "

I never mentioned appreciation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In this season of goodwill our door is always open, come in and make yourselves comfortable.

Just keep your greedy paws outta my sweetie tub!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So, what is your annual message? "

'Where have you been for the previous 364 days of the year? But hey, glad you could be here, now there's you've a possibility of grabbing a free drink or a gift from me.'

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.

'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.

It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'

So, what is your annual message?

Your family appreciate this? "

What's up Doc?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

So, what is your annual message?

'Where have you been for the previous 364 days of the year? But hey, glad you could be here, now there's you've a possibility of grabbing a free drink or a gift from me.'"

Fine!

It's just one drink and a One Direction calander!

Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you bring vodka?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“In this season of goodwill our door is always open, come in and make yourselves comfortable.

Just keep your greedy paws outta my sweetie tub!”"

Is that a euphemism?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1 "

A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


""Did you bring vodka?"

"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing to say to most of my family

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1

A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker!"

Don't bother with cards. Just post it on the book of face.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1

A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker!

Don't bother with cards. Just post it on the book of face. "

Might as well, a book of stamps costs more than the cards. Ma uncle is about 90 though and hardly knows how to use his phone, let alone facebook

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"During this festive season I want you to know I will be thinking of you now, on New year and into 2018.

I'll be thinking about how big a cunt you are.

Bless you and merry Christmas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1 "

Top tip for you Ace. Use the freebie cards the red cross and other charities send out in November. Sometimes you even get a pen!

Fuzz

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year

Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1

Top tip for you Ace. Use the freebie cards the red cross and other charities send out in November. Sometimes you even get a pen!

Fuzz"

Fuck off, there's years left in ma Bic biro yet! Bookies pens suck anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep it short and sweet. Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.

'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.

It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'

So, what is your annual message? "
this is my first message ' why am I here ' !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually doing this today and tomorrow. Those I can get a card to I will, otherwise its a text-email.

I'm sending out good vibes to those that have made a big difference in me this year, sometimes people don't know how much they change a person for the better. Christmas gives a nice chance to do that.

"Your awesome".

Like that.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

At this special time of year I think of my friends here on Fab and all those I’ve exchanged messages with and had the pleasure of meeting. You have made a genuine difference to my life and I sincerely thank you.

For those who through prejudice or hate have been less sympathetic when I reached out to you I say that my therapist passes on his thanks from his 4 week holiday in the Maldives, paid for with my sorrow and tears.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

You know how they say leopards don't change their spots....

Well I can say the same about cunts.

Once a cunt , ALWAYS a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it? Shit that went fast... Have a new one, don't be a twat and above all be happy and healthy.

Oh

Love you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Family,

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Merry Christmas

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm the kind of friend who will always help you get rid of a body but remember if you piss me off I know how to get rid of a body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of friend who will always help you get rid of a body but remember if you piss me off I know how to get rid of a body "

Get rid of mine please.

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