The Swiss Tony Christmas thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time to share the sage (and onion lol) words of the fast shows Swiss Tony this Christmas

Cooking a turkey is much like making love to a beautiful woman

You have to make sure your bird is kept nice and moist.

Go low and slow all night until the juices run clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous, like me, you might like to try an underlay.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Unwrapping your Christmas presents is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, you peel back the layers of paper before you get to the delights inside. Then you find out which buttons to press to turn her on

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Putting up a Christmas tree is like making love to a beautiful woman...make sure your balls are positioned correctly and maybe wind some tinsel round your wood to impress her

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Erecting a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman , you erect your pole , open the flaps and slip inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman this Christmas is much like making love to a beautiful woman, you first check the size of her ring to be sure it’ll fit... actually, much safer with a pearl necklace

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