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One for the guys and sum girls,Wot do u prefer,a tight pussy or a more mature loose pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I prefer the mature pussy

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the mature pussy"

Five days to Christmas folks

Its all downhill from here

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I prefer mature typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer mature threads

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "
I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Crikey.... Maybe I should look into getting my flaps botoxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think they slacken off with age..your thinking of old tents mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here "

We must start our own catagory .. we don’t fit in the box

Haha actually maybe some don’t fit in our box ( )

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm mature and tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight or mature????? Hat a question.... Wonder what that actually means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young"

How very flattering you are Sir

Would you like some help with that digging?

The ground is very hard at this time of year

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here

We must start our own catagory .. we don’t fit in the box

Haha actually maybe some don’t fit in our box ( ) "

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Blimey

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tight and mature so I don't fit anywhere

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Haha...

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fking rude, of course a virgin who hasn't had kids is going to have a tighter fanny.

I,m 54 and I have a tight fanny and arse hole.

How about asking us lady's if we prefer a hard or a flaccid one OP x

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too"

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

"

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I tell young women that i prefer tight, older women that i prefer mature. Fat women that i prefer plump pussy, and fit women that i prefer what ever the fuck they have!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like them loose enough that I can reverse a transit van back inside without clipping the wing mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A normal one haha .. too tight ain't good, too loose feels alright so inbetween for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the mature pussy"

I suppose it depends how pissed I am lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill "

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

"

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too"

Would you like a shovel to help the OP dig a hole as well?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Great filter thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Would you like a shovel to help the OP dig a hole as well? "

lol no shovel needed but thank you for the offer, keep it for the snow x

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I like one that would like to have my cock....

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem "

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Great filter thread... "

Get a grip. No-one's travelling to Cornwall for a bunk up.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We are not fussed, one that doesn't come with a willy in tow would be nice though

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great filter thread... "

my thoughts too -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ... "

To state the scientifically proven and quite frankly obvious isn’t uneducated, to argue against it is. Ps I’m doing great for pussy but thank you for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame all the BBC's on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep fighting the good fight OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young"

Im late 50s and im tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too"

Really and you know this how ? I am mature ( some would say old ) and still very tight.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Great filter thread...

Get a grip. No-one's travelling to Cornwall for a bunk up. "

I'm travelling to Cornwall on Friday and am there till the new year..... So if you are reading this MsGivesWood.... Hint hint...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like whatever fanny is attached to the lady I fancy.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'm over 50 & tight, H can barely get a finger up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too"

You clearly know nothing about womans anatomy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Really and you know this how ? I am mature ( some would say old ) and still very tight. "

Without going and touching you all up, a lovely thought but not very practicle. There is no way of proving this. Maybe you have beaten nature in some freakish way and have brilliant genetics. In which case I take my hat off to you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread still going

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

This thread has gone even more weird than usual!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is this thread still going "

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ...

To state the scientifically proven and quite frankly obvious isn’t uneducated, to argue against it is. Ps I’m doing great for pussy but thank you for the offer"

Got any links?

Just had a peep on line and the consensus seems to be the..well..exact opposite of yours. That due to lowered oestrogen levels things may get a wee bit smaller down there.

Nowt about it getting baggier like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao this is why I like the forums

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "

You're 39 (ish) ffs! Not "mature" in swinging terms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo."

What’s not brilliant is someone’s uneducated views about something they can’t pissibly know about

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ...

To state the scientifically proven and quite frankly obvious isn’t uneducated, to argue against it is. Ps I’m doing great for pussy but thank you for the offer

Got any links?

Just had a peep on line and the consensus seems to be the..well..exact opposite of yours. That due to lowered oestrogen levels things may get a wee bit smaller down there.

Nowt about it getting baggier like

"

Exactly! Tight and dry! A Winning combination.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket I don't want to touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ...

To state the scientifically proven and quite frankly obvious isn’t uneducated, to argue against it is. Ps I’m doing great for pussy but thank you for the offer

Got any links?

Just had a peep on line and the consensus seems to be the..well..exact opposite of yours. That due to lowered oestrogen levels things may get a wee bit smaller down there.

Nowt about it getting baggier like

"

I say get out there and do your own research, it’s fun, for everyone!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo.

What’s not brilliant is someone’s uneducated views about something they can’t pissibly know about "

great slip up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo."

I once saw a Sylvester and tweety pie cartoon where tweety feeds the cat alum and Sylvester's mouth tightens up into a little balloon knot rendering him unable to eat tweety..this thread brings that to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the mature pussy"

I prefer mature cheddar and good company.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab "

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo.

What’s not brilliant is someone’s uneducated views about something they can’t pissibly know about

great slip up! "

Oh go me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

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By *revor1940Man
over a year ago

west of Haverfordwest

Just want a pussy please!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo.

I once saw a Sylvester and tweety pie cartoon where tweety feeds the cat alum and Sylvester's mouth tightens up into a little balloon knot rendering him unable to eat tweety..this thread brings that to mind "

i used to buy Alum and make Crystals from the solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, every day’s a school day in the forums. Twuntology at its finest.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "

Scarlett, I think you're the real deal, get yourself over here.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is this thread still going

Yep apparently its brilliant being old with a tight fanny. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen imo.

What’s not brilliant is someone’s uneducated views about something they can’t pissibly know about

great slip up!

Oh go me "

#classicfab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, every day’s a school day in the forums. Twuntology at its finest. "

Massively so

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By *ina2018Woman
over a year ago

kil


"Crikey.... Maybe I should look into getting my flaps botoxed "

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over a year ago


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now. "

If he shaves it I'm in!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Well, every day’s a school day in the forums. Twuntology at its finest.

Massively so "

Is it massive though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait! "

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones "

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao this is why I like the forums "

Was just thinking that

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Purchasing a bulldog clip or stapler as I type...

Seems it should be round my knees...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you! "

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i prefer them loose. So loose it looks like they've just given birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you! "

Ooooohhh I should've mentioned ear hair!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears! "

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you! "

You older guys are in denial. Just admit your saggy old ear lobes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "

Likewise!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span! "

Oh! (Flouncy Mc flounceface) well i hate you now! This thread is a great filter! If it hadn't been for the ear thing i would have been up you like a rat up a drain pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought the vagina was full of muscles. If you use those muscles you tighten them up. I can still squeeze a cock. I've had a child but I'm still tight

It doesn't loosen with age or use

Even you're bladder cancer be tightened to a degree with exercises.

Or am I just going mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in! "

Shaves what?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I always thought the vagina was full of muscles. If you use those muscles you tighten them up. I can still squeeze a cock. I've had a child but I'm still tight

It doesn't loosen with age or use

Even you're bladder cancer be tightened to a degree with exercises.

Or am I just going mad?"

Vaginas I've seen have all been full of muscle sooner or later...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span! "

The nose does as well apparently

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Great filter thread...

Get a grip. No-one's travelling to Cornwall for a bunk up. "

You'd be surprised lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Great filter thread...

Get a grip. No-one's travelling to Cornwall for a bunk up.

You'd be surprised lol"

You said it

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here "

Mmmm, my type.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in!

Shaves what? "

I wondered that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young"

So I'm old at 56 then

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Great filter thread...

Get a grip. No-one's travelling to Cornwall for a bunk up.

I'm travelling to Cornwall on Friday and am there till the new year..... So if you are reading this MsGivesWood.... Hint hint...

"

yup just read it lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

It's like the gift that keeps on giving..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like the gift that keeps on giving.."

What, this thread or a loose mature pussy??!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Rub, tune it down, parts of your body may head south sometime.

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

You older guys are in denial. Just admit your saggy old ear lobes!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young

So I'm old at 56 then "

So I'm a young whipper snapper then?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"It's like the gift that keeps on giving..

What, this thread or a loose mature pussy??!"

The thread.... its outraging everyone!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a couple of questions for the OP and anyone else who has a preference about how tight or slack a vagina is.

Can you tell just by looking at it?

If you manage to get a fuck and once you insert your cock you find the vagina doesn't match your preferences what do you do? Do you say "sorry your pussy is too slack/tight, I'm not going to fuck you" or do you go for it because you've finally got your cock wet?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young

So I'm old at 56 then

So I'm a young whipper snapper then? "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I have a couple of questions for the OP and anyone else who has a preference about how tight or slack a vagina is.

Can you tell just by looking at it?

If you manage to get a fuck and once you insert your cock you find the vagina doesn't match your preferences what do you do? Do you say "sorry your pussy is too slack/tight, I'm not going to fuck you" or do you go for it because you've finally got your cock wet?"

Let's just hope its wet...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember..."

Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a blind tight test is in order, who can tell the difference between a young tight'un and an old tight'un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought the vagina was full of muscles. If you use those muscles you tighten them up. I can still squeeze a cock. I've had a child but I'm still tight

It doesn't loosen with age or use

Even you're bladder cancer be tightened to a degree with exercises.

Or am I just going mad?

Vaginas I've seen have all been full of muscle sooner or later..."

Haha well I would hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Anyone? "

That's skin. Not muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a blind tight test is in order, who can tell the difference between a young tight'un and an old tight'un."

I'll get back to you with the results after the 18mth wait inbetween arranging meeting my test subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span!

Oh! (Flouncy Mc flounceface) well i hate you now! This thread is a great filter! If it hadn't been for the ear thing i would have been up you like a rat up a drain pipe! "

I already had you blocked after your straight toes/curved toes thread

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Anyone?

That's skin. Not muscle. "

Do vaginas not have skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same with anything, they all come in different shapes n sizes, all look different etc .. there you go sorted haha

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here "

And me

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span!

Oh! (Flouncy Mc flounceface) well i hate you now! This thread is a great filter! If it hadn't been for the ear thing i would have been up you like a rat up a drain pipe!

I already had you blocked after your straight toes/curved toes thread "

Hmm i don't remember that one, but I'm pleased it had the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol I was thinking more mature maybe mid 50's,Your still young

So I'm old at 56 then

So I'm a young whipper snapper then? "

Yes you are

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in!

Shaves what? "

Did you miss the shaving doggy thread?! Its a contender for thread of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone define "tight"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone define "tight"?"

Doesn’t whistle in a stiff breeze?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I have a couple of questions for the OP and anyone else who has a preference about how tight or slack a vagina is.

Can you tell just by looking at it?

If you manage to get a fuck and once you insert your cock you find the vagina doesn't match your preferences what do you do? Do you say "sorry your pussy is too slack/tight, I'm not going to fuck you" or do you go for it because you've finally got your cock wet?

Let's just hope its wet..."

Let's.. there was a dry one above somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span!

Oh! (Flouncy Mc flounceface) well i hate you now! This thread is a great filter! If it hadn't been for the ear thing i would have been up you like a rat up a drain pipe!

I already had you blocked after your straight toes/curved toes thread

Hmm i don't remember that one, but I'm pleased it had the desired effect "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in!

Shaves what?

Did you miss the shaving doggy thread?! Its a contender for thread of the year. "

Dogs. Mature pussies. This place is obsessed with animals.

No. I didn't see that thread. If the opening question is as thought provoking as this one, i would be amazed.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Can someone define "tight"?"

She can write calligraphy with a pen when she squats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone define "tight"?

She can write calligraphy with a pen when she squats? "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I love fab

Coming soon..... why old men with small dicks are best..... can't wait!

Do you prefer big old ear lobes or small young ones

Oh! So you're saying ear lobes get bigger with age are you!

How dare you I'm old and my ears are like mouse's ears!

No no no i saw a thing on discovery and that said ears continue to grow throughout your life span!

Oh! (Flouncy Mc flounceface) well i hate you now! This thread is a great filter! If it hadn't been for the ear thing i would have been up you like a rat up a drain pipe!

I already had you blocked after your straight toes/curved toes thread

Hmm i don't remember that one, but I'm pleased it had the desired effect

"

I searched (toe) couldn't see it.

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By *30FetMan
over a year ago

Bucharest

The mature one ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women have little idea of how they compare to other women.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm as tight as Scrooge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer loose vaginas with a shrunken clit, saggy labia and thin grey pubes. Just my preference Op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said to a pussy is like a good fine wine... gets better with age

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By *30FetMan
over a year ago

Bucharest


"I prefer loose vaginas with a shrunken clit, saggy labia and thin grey pubes. Just my preference Op. "

Totally agree with u op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature and loose?!? Not had that many then eh?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Remember though, Kegel exercises can turn even a wizard’s sleeve into the eye of a needle

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Really and you know this how ? I am mature ( some would say old ) and still very tight.

Without going and touching you all up, a lovely thought but not very practicle. There is no way of proving this. Maybe you have beaten nature in some freakish way and have brilliant genetics. In which case I take my hat off to you all! "

The vagina expands to accomodate, it doesn't gape open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember..."

Check your ball bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember though, Kegel exercises can turn even a wizard’s sleeve into the eye of a needle "

Not exactly, but they do help.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Any mature lady who thinks she is as tight as she was when she was 18 has either been living in a nunnery (which I’m assuming isn’t the case with a profile on here) or is kidding herself! Nothing wrong with growing old disgracefully and there are many lovely mature ladies on here, but come on ladies!

OP for the record I’m with mature too

Are you a gynocologist ??

Do you have a vagina ??

I think not so until you do your medical exams or grow a vag prob best not to try to educate us ladies that know exactly how big or small our Fanny’s are

Are we now all questioning this? Really? It’s not rude, or meant to offend anyone, but I’m sure the truth often does. I really don’t get why the offence, it’s how our bodies work. So chill

What a load of shite lol I think you need to go back to school!

Graduated from there, been around a bit and formed what are pretty standard opinions through experience. Really shocked at the reaction to this, I think you ladies need to get a bit more pussy experience it would seem

Going by your uneducated and quite frankly derogatory comments on here I would say is ladies will get more pussy experience than you are going to

Just saying ...

To state the scientifically proven and quite frankly obvious isn’t uneducated, to argue against it is. Ps I’m doing great for pussy but thank you for the offer"

Zero offers from me mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

"

Proof?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags. "

Actually, that’s a good point to make; I have wondered myself if my scrotum might be a little looser now than when I was a teenager. I mean, if my memory serves me correctly, it wadn’t hanging past my knees back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

Proof? "

Damn.... busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

Proof?

Damn.... busted "

You've been busted, or you busted your foofie by jamming a large fizzy drink up it?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

Proof?

Damn.... busted

You've been busted, or you busted your foofie by jamming a large fizzy drink up it? "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

An old dry tight pussy with no skin elasticity....... yum

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags. "

Both of them?!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

"

.. but, can you undo the lid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags.

Both of them?!"

Can you still reach them both??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

Proof?

Damn.... busted

You've been busted, or you busted your foofie by jamming a large fizzy drink up it? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags.

Both of them?!"

If you have two, yes. Stretch it out as far as you can, let go then see how quickly it springs back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had my first appointment with my gynaecologist he examined me and asked me to clench my vagina muscles. I got to stage 3 on his chart- which is moderate (strong being the last stage). I've being doing my pelvic floor exercises for a few months now and I'm expecting him to ask if he can have his hand back please, the next time he examined me.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags.

Both of them?!

If you have two, yes. Stretch it out as far as you can, let go then see how quickly it springs back. "

About 3 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

"

(It's ok. It's a joke..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Does skin gain or lose elasticity with age? I just can't remember...

Check your ball bags.

Both of them?!

If you have two, yes. Stretch it out as far as you can, let go then see how quickly it springs back.

About 3 minutes. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here "

Same here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

"

I'll bring my straw

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"When I had my first appointment with my gynaecologist he examined me and asked me to clench my vagina muscles. I got to stage 3 on his chart- which is moderate (strong being the last stage). I've being doing my pelvic floor exercises for a few months now and I'm expecting him to ask if he can have his hand back please, the next time he examined me."

A Vaginal Tightness Stage Chart.

This just gets better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here "

Me too!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

Same here

Same here too "

Its not a good thing.. shhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

I'll bring my straw"

No need. I can still grip it and pour it into a cup.... although in a few years I won't be able to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

I'll bring my straw

No need. I can still grip it and pour it into a cup.... although in a few years I won't be able to "

Forget the cup, you can squirt your fizzy juice straight down my throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm middle aged and can fit a 2 litre bottle of Fanta in mine without breaking a sweat. Couldn't do that when I was in my 20s

I'll bring my straw

No need. I can still grip it and pour it into a cup.... although in a few years I won't be able to

Forget the cup, you can squirt your fizzy juice straight down my throat."

Sexy fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol "

i prefer _carlettx pussy - mature and tight :p

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in!

Shaves what?

Did you miss the shaving doggy thread?! Its a contender for thread of the year. "

Poor guy still hasn't lived that down it was thread of the year, comedy gold x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a tight wet pussy and if it's on a young lass or maturer buxomlady it don't matter as long as they're enjoying what I'm doing to them

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Best thread ever. . Gets my vote right now.

If he shaves it I'm in!

Shaves what?

Did you miss the shaving doggy thread?! Its a contender for thread of the year.

Poor guy still hasn't lived that down it was thread of the year, comedy gold x"

Bumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the mature pussy"

Oh!

Not had much pussy?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I prefer the mature pussy

Oh!

Not had much pussy?

"

I have 4 1/2

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Love the fanta comment. Thread of the year contender I think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victor Mature

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

i prefer _carlettx pussy - mature and tight :p"

I feel I might just have to prove it with a pic haha

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

i prefer _carlettx pussy - mature and tight :p

I feel I might just have to prove it with a pic haha "

You're not in the "mature" demographic imo.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

i prefer _carlettx pussy - mature and tight :p

I feel I might just have to prove it with a pic haha

You're not in the "mature" demographic imo."

I am lol .. I am 44

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m mature and tight so how does that work ? lol

i prefer _carlettx pussy - mature and tight :p

I feel I might just have to prove it with a pic haha

You're not in the "mature" demographic imo.

I am lol .. I am 44 "

Post menopause? You liar! Tsk tsk!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

How rude .....

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How rude ..... "

I think its fairly standard on fab to re-visit your late 30's at some stage. It gets around those pesky "nobody over 40" filters.

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

I’ve known a few tight Fannies in my time! Really don’t want to mention my bosses on Fab though!

Anyway off to find the Irn Bru fanny advert on you tube for a laugh.

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