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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im done regularly and im always disease free. I won't play with those that don't get done regularly.

This time I aske for the results. I was done three weeks ago and I asked if I could have written proof that I was clean and was told yes.

Today was a different story.

It wasn't easy. Everyone was puzzled, full of questions and pretty reluctant .

I finally got them though all involved made me feel like a huge inconvenience.

Do you experience problems when being tested ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any problems with the clinic

But I've never asked for the results in writing either so don't know xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

never had any problems... I enjoy it actually.

A male or female doctor playing with my knob...

Happy days

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No they are simple when testing but BOY they did not want to give me the letter. Luckily im a bit insistant

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I just said to my local clinic that I wanted the results like I prefer my cocks....in triplicate!

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

I've never had any problems Granny, maybe you just picked a bad day sugar plum, something may have happened to one of the staff or summat???, anyhoo sweetie, don't let that experience put you off, great big hugz, Ruby, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said to my local clinic that I wanted the results like I prefer my cocks....in triplicate!"

Oh hello ya back then are ya? Xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My results get texted to me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just said to my local clinic that I wanted the results like I prefer my cocks....in triplicate!"

Was that a private clinic Mrs. ThreeCocks ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I just said to my local clinic that I wanted the results like I prefer my cocks....in triplicate!

Oh hello ya back then are ya? Xx

Hello sweetie......yes came back late on Tuesday, bet I haven't missed much.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My results get texted to me."

I had that once but it's not a written list. I wanted a written list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just said to my local clinic that I wanted the results like I prefer my cocks....in triplicate!

Oh hello ya back then are ya? Xx

Hello sweetie......yes came back late on Tuesday, bet I haven't missed much."
welcome back....hope you had a nice time ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely those results are only valid until the day you were actually tested?

You could hypothetically walk out the clinic and sleep with someone with an STI and catch it.

PS - I am positive all results were clean and no one would be foolish enough to sleep unprotected with someone x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I go for the text option too.

I guess they know the letter isn't worth the paper it is printed on.... it only means you were clear at the time of testing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had any problems we get tested every three months and then ring for the results xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My results get texted to me.

I had that once but it's not a written list. I wanted a written list. "

It says 'all tests clear' which is fine for most. I try not to get hung up on things that, as others have stated, can change with a duff condom.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've never had any problems Granny, maybe you just picked a bad day sugar plum, something may have happened to one of the staff or summat???, anyhoo sweetie, don't let that experience put you off, great big hugz, Ruby, xxxx"

God you are sweet

Something DID happen to the staff. AFTER they became peaked cappish. xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I have always found my Vet to be very helpful.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks to all those that state the obvious. I wouldn't have thought about it.

Makes no odds to me. They can put on it only valid for the day of the test.

It does have on it. We can't guarantee that this is Granny or who got tested.

I just think that as the Doc said at the time of testing that Yep that was okay to get the results written out..... that those writing them shouldn't give the third degree. It's either YES we will or NO we won't. I fooking HATE jobsworths.

AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am wondering if Granny has a new career in the porn industry and needs to take a letter before they let her start fliming 'Granny does Crumpet'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My results get texted to me.

I had that once but it's not a written list. I wanted a written list.

It says 'all tests clear' which is fine for most. I try not to get hung up on things that, as others have stated, can change with a duff condom."

I succeed at not being hung up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am wondering if Granny has a new career in the porn industry and needs to take a letter before they let her start fliming 'Granny does Crumpet'"

Remake of Last Tango ..... that lump of margarine ..... who could forget ..... ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

Now this I agree with. I hate to feel that I have three heads just because I have an *ahem* active sex life.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"never had any problems we get tested every three months and then ring for the results xx

They ring us if there is a need; like the pox or similar.

If you don't hear in two weeks they say you are clean.

I WANTED it on paper.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

Now this I agree with. I hate to feel that I have three heads just because I have an *ahem* active sex life."

I know ! I lied last time .. Jesus .... I couldn't tell them the truth....

Scuse me but im a net bunny. Not while im knitting whilst lying legs akimbo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My results get texted to me."

mine to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local gum i go to are happy i go for tests when i like ... its now like seeing old friends .. even make me tea .. really lovely lots who work in there.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I am wondering if Granny has a new career in the porn industry and needs to take a letter before they let her start fliming 'Granny does Crumpet'

Remake of Last Tango ..... that lump of margarine ..... who could forget ..... ?"

Geriatric Maguire… "show me the muffty"

The Twilight-years Saga, Breaking-In Dawn.

Crumpet the Barbarian.

Horny Potter and the Crumpet of Secrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a letter of proof is normally needed when working BB in the sex industry, maybe they though you wanted it for that?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Dude Where’s My Crumpet

Granny Theft Anal

Grannies in the Hood

Edward Crumpethands

Pikelets of the Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to the clinic at chameleons, its run on a monday once a month, they also go to r3tro club too and i have popped into r3tro a couple of times when ive not been about to get on a monday to chams, its held on a tuesday at r3tro, tho they only test you there and not treat you, what they do is take swabs, they do mouth swabs and blood tests too if asked, then text you the results about a week later, if your clear you do nothing, if they find anything they tell you what they have found then to have to go to the clinic and get treatment

I pesonally cant see why you would want it written down, surely the results are not worth the paper its written on unless you get tested, get results and meet within the same day? as you could be clear on day of testing, meet someone a couple of days later and have picked something up inbetween? so whats the point?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

wouldnt say i go regular 4 times a year but does give peace of mind and wouldnt want to risk spreading anything to anybody i have fun with..

they txt me with results and so far so good..

people are really nice..

everyone that plays should go..

not too many men on this thread...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Text here too and thats fine for me

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"everyone that plays should go..

not too many men on this thread..."

Maybe they don't feel the need to broadcast how often they get tested, don't take their reluctance to post the details on here as any sort of indication of if and when they get tested.....maybe they just think it's their business and no-one elses?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"everyone that plays should go..

not too many men on this thread...

how rude.. bet u dont have much nice to say to anyone...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"everyone that plays should go..

not too many men on this thread...

how rude.. bet u dont have much nice to say to anyone..."

Why rude?.....you made a comment that there are not many men posting on this thread....and I pointed out that maybe, just maybe, they feel that they don't have to post such personal details about themselves and their visits to a GUM clinic on the thread....that's not rude....that's a FACT.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

sorry my mistake....

thought it was a thread about stds and gum clinics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we get checked at the clinic at chams the text results do us just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know why you experienced problems and we are all entitled to written results when it involves our health.

But there could be information governance procedures that need to be undertaken in order for you to receive written results. You cant walk into any doctors surgery or hospital and demand your written health records there and then. You have to go through the procedures set in place, but you are entitled to have those records.

Maybe nurses and doctors appear reluctant because they are rushed off their feet trying to get through a busy waiting room full of patients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sti test are like MOT's only cover u till you walk out the door :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to all those that state the obvious. I wouldn't have thought about it.

Makes no odds to me. They can put on it only valid for the day of the test.

It does have on it. We can't guarantee that this is Granny or who got tested.

AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

See its one thing the doc saying, oh yeah you can have them written out - its not him having to do that is it. Its not generally the doc who has to run around the clinic dipsticking urine, swabbing and taking bloods and dealing with anxious patients who are frightened about contracting HIV.

For the nurses running around like blue arsed flies treating patients, its an added extra job and for what, just the assurance that you were clean on such a such date.

Of course its your right to have this and if you felt it important, or for whatever reason you need it, then all well and good, but if it was unnecessary, just to be kept in your knicker drawer, then I personally wouldnt put the nurses to any extra trouble because I know how overstretched they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny maybe they thought you was a porn star. All/most porn stars have written proof of their sexual health.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dude Where’s My Crumpet

Granny Theft Anal

Grannies in the Hood

Edward Crumpethands

Pikelets of the Caribbean

I was happy with Crumpet the Barbarian until Edward Crumpethands showed up....

I'll let you know when I've seen the scripts....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny maybe they thought you was a porn star. All/most porn stars have written proof of their sexual health."

Please. That would put an end to the sex industry

If i'd have known sex workers need them I'd have acted up to it.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny maybe they thought you was a porn star. All/most porn stars have written proof of their sexual health.

Please. That would put an end to the sex industry

If i'd have known sex workers need them I'd have acted up to it.... x "

Lol most sex workers/porn stars have it in their contracts they need proof they are clean before any movie. They proberbly saw you in a new light. Now which channel are you on again (chuckles away)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thanks to all those that state the obvious. I wouldn't have thought about it.

Makes no odds to me. They can put on it only valid for the day of the test.

It does have on it. We can't guarantee that this is Granny or who got tested.

AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

For the nurses running around like blue arsed flies treating patients, its an added extra job and for what, just the assurance that you were clean on such a such date.

The whole world is overstretched but only a few moan as if the burden is all theirs.

Why would anyone ask for something to be written out to keep in their knicker draw?

I phoned the health team and they did it. No nurses were harmed in the making of this thread.

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

ONLY 4 times a year ???? ~ OMGOSH !! That's NO where near enough TBPH!!

My local G.U.M. Clinic would "welcome" swingers or any~one that has "multiple sexual partners "everyweek" NP@all

& send results via text message in 7days

AS for a certificate2 "prove ya claer!!"

~ not worth the paper its written on m8

I agree ~ that person could walk Str8 out,have "unprotected sex" and be infected instantly !!!

so ~ totally and utterly pointless !!! (unless ya in the ADULT Entertaiment Industry ~ but i doubt we have many ex Porn stars amongst us ????) & IF THAT SO ~ please tell

The ONLY WAY to be certain and have total "piece of mind" ~is to get checked after every playtime!! ~personal opinion~ but IF @ all worried ~"go get chexd out ~"SIMPLE AS THAT REALLY!!!" ~ xxx

personally ~ MY sexual health is "parramount" and i personally think i "owe it ALL my potential playm8 ALSO !!

and that also goes for Oral tests aswell ~ as "unprotected ORAL is equally as harmful xxx

"HAPPY SAFE SWINGING FABSTERS!!" XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My clinic just texts you if you need to come back.. saves on costs I believe.

I am actually checked due to other health issues monthly.. and am happy at that..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ONLY 4 times a year ???? ~ OMGOSH !! That's NO where near enough TBPH!!

My local G.U.M. Clinic would "welcome" swingers or any~one that has "multiple sexual partners "everyweek" NP@all

& send results via text message in 7days

AS for a certificate2 "prove ya claer!!"

~ not worth the paper its written on m8

I agree ~ that person could walk Str8 out,have "unprotected sex" and be infected instantly !!!

so ~ totally and utterly pointless !!! (unless ya in the ADULT Entertaiment Industry ~ but i doubt we have many ex Porn stars amongst us ????) & IF THAT SO ~ please tell

The ONLY WAY to be certain and have total "piece of mind" ~is to get checked after every playtime!! ~personal opinion~ but IF @ all worried ~"go get chexd out ~"SIMPLE AS THAT REALLY!!!" ~ xxx

personally ~ MY sexual health is "parramount" and i personally think i "owe it ALL my potential playm8 ALSO !!

and that also goes for Oral tests aswell ~ as "unprotected ORAL is equally as harmful xxx

"HAPPY SAFE SWINGING FABSTERS!!" XX

Four times a year seams pretty normal it all depends on how many sexual partners you have had in that period. If you have had a dry spell no need to go if you have had a busy season(I wish) then go more often Four times a year is only every 12 weeks/3 months. What do you do go once a fortnight or after every meet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny maybe they thought you was a porn star. All/most porn stars have written proof of their sexual health.

Please. That would put an end to the sex industry

If i'd have known sex workers need them I'd have acted up to it.... x

Lol most sex workers/porn stars have it in their contracts they need proof they are clean before any movie. They proberbly saw you in a new light. Now which channel are you on again (chuckles away)

Disney. Everything changes ..

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

THATS CALLED COMMON SENCE !!! (tut tut )

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

PERSONAL CHOICE!!! ~ rest my case x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

" ONLY 4 times a year ???? ~ OMGOSH !! That's NO where near enough TBPH!!

My local G.U.M. Clinic would "welcome" swingers or any~one that has "multiple sexual partners "everyweek" NP@all

& send results via text message in 7days

AS for a certificate2 "prove ya claer!!"

~ not worth the paper its written on m8

I agree ~ that person could walk Str8 out,have "unprotected sex" and be infected instantly !!!

so ~ totally and utterly pointless !!! (unless ya in the ADULT Entertaiment Industry ~ but i doubt we have many ex Porn stars amongst us ????) & IF THAT SO ~ please tell

The ONLY WAY to be certain and have total "piece of mind" ~is to get checked after every playtime!! ~personal opinion~ but IF @ all worried ~"go get chexd out ~"SIMPLE AS THAT REALLY!!!" ~ xxx

personally ~ MY sexual health is "parramount" and i personally think i "owe it ALL my potential playm8 ALSO !!

and that also goes for Oral tests aswell ~ as "unprotected ORAL is equally as harmful xxx

"HAPPY SAFE SWINGING FABSTERS!!" XX

a certificate,proving your sexual health,at time of testing,may not be a guarantee,but it does prove,you take your own,and any potential partners,sexual health into consideration.

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

me thinks "i did say that already!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

me thinks,i missed that post(still cant find it).

then i agree with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to all those that state the obvious. I wouldn't have thought about it.

Makes no odds to me. They can put on it only valid for the day of the test.

It does have on it. We can't guarantee that this is Granny or who got tested.

AND ...if they want people tested they should be more accommodating.

For the nurses running around like blue arsed flies treating patients, its an added extra job and for what, just the assurance that you were clean on such a such date.

The whole world is overstretched but only a few moan as if the burden is all theirs.

Why would anyone ask for something to be written out to keep in their knicker draw?

I phoned the health team and they did it. No nurses were harmed in the making of this thread. "

Personally I believe that the GUM clinic offers a really good service, confidential, you can choose when and how often you go, a drop in service so you don't have to wait, a text service so you aren't inconvenienced, medical advice, samples of free condoms if required and of course free testing in safe sanitised clinics.

The health service are doing us a favour by offering this service to us, we are not doing them a service by going to them. So no they shouldn't have to accommodate anything extra, they are offering a bloody good service as it is.

Requesting written information is an extra remit, its not as simple as a worker typing out your results. There are a whole host of information governance procedures to go through, and rightly so, you wouldn't want your sexual history to be obtained willy nilly would you.

There are guidelines about who is allowed access to confidential health records, and only those workers with a need to know will access them. A nurse couldn't ask a cleaner to go and do her a quick favour and get the info to help her out cos you wanted it there and then. So in all likelihood it would have been a qualified nurse having to complete that job which is frankly unnecessary because its only relevant at the time of testing.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" ONLY 4 times a year ???? ~ OMGOSH !! That's NO where near enough TBPH!!

My local G.U.M. Clinic would "welcome" swingers or any~one that has "multiple sexual partners "everyweek" NP@all "

Are you saying they welcome people who want to be tested every week or they welcome people who have different partners every week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (John) also go 4 times a year and get a text. I don't want or need it on paper as It's just for my ( and my wifes) peace of mind!

Just be thankful you got it......... Any other letter from a Dr etc would cost you money, and a costly one at that!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

" ONLY 4 times a year ???? ~ OMGOSH !! That's NO where near enough TBPH!!

what is wrong with 4 times a year ?....

last time i went half way through the nurse realised we had the same surmame.

told me she shouldnt be doing the chack as i might have beem related..

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