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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Drink?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You know what my kids have all finished school today so why the heck not!

Small g&t if you could. And get one for yourself to

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea, milk with 2 please or, in about 2 hours time, nice glass of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and for me please treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with one. It's been a hard week and it's only Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a coffee if your making, milk one sugar, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice glass of Rioja please

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Strongbow please.. on hold to tax office... this could be stressful so be on standby with something stronger just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloe gin please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno on the rocks please. Fancy a shot barkeep?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Disaronno on the rocks please. Fancy a shot barkeep? "

Always

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open! "

Yes dear

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"White wine please x

Large?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sloe gin please x"

Oh yum!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Strongbow please.. on hold to tax office... this could be stressful so be on standby with something stronger just in case. "

Have 2

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'd quote like to try eggnog

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nice glass of Rioja please"

have a bottle dear

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ll have a coffee if your making, milk one sugar, thank you

Lovely

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I could do with one. It's been a hard week and it's only Tuesday

I feel ya lady

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spiced rum and for me please treacle

Oi oi

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tea, milk with 2 please or, in about 2 hours time, nice glass of red

Have it now

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You know what my kids have all finished school today so why the heck not!

Small g&t if you could. And get one for yourself to

Large measures only here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd quote like to try eggnog "

Creamy isn't it?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

Yes dear

Mwaaaah

Large gin, soda, fresh lime. Tequila chaser

Repeat x 10

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m thinking about my Mum tonight and the only thing she ever drank was Babycham with two cherries. Please may I have that Honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

Yes dear

Mwaaaah

Large gin, soda, fresh lime. Tequila chaser

Repeat x 10

Tequila & lime is good for getting rid of dodgy tans. After 10 you'll forget you even have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine please x

Large?"

Yes please, is there any other size x

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Sloe gin champagne cocktail - a pint purlease! hic

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By *uriouscats30Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Bottle of Freixenet please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

Yes dear

Mwaaaah

Large gin, soda, fresh lime. Tequila chaser

Repeat x 10

Tequila & lime is good for getting rid of dodgy tans. After 10 you'll forget you even have one

The tan is gone, along with several layers of skin too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

Yes dear

Mwaaaah

Large gin, soda, fresh lime. Tequila chaser

Repeat x 10

Boom

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m thinking about my Mum tonight and the only thing she ever drank was Babycham with two cherries. Please may I have that Honey? "

You may. I'll drink my mum's beverage too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm now officially childfree for 10 days..

Get that bloody bar open!

Yes dear

Mwaaaah

Large gin, soda, fresh lime. Tequila chaser

Repeat x 10

Tequila & lime is good for getting rid of dodgy tans. After 10 you'll forget you even have one

The tan is gone, along with several layers of skin too

Even for reason to celebrate!

chin chin

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You know what my kids have all finished school today so why the heck not!

Small g&t if you could. And get one for yourself to

Large measures only here

I won't argue with that! Cheers and merry Christmas

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Glass of spunk please, keep it warm tho sweet stuff, nothing worse than cold splodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of spunk please, keep it warm tho sweet stuff, nothing worse than cold splodge

What shot would you like after that as a chaser.....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Glass of spunk please, keep it warm tho sweet stuff, nothing worse than cold splodge

Out of an elongated foreskin?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A glass of chilled white Burgundy s'il vous plait

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Coffee please.

I'd better not start drinking alcohol too early or I'll never get to my works Christmas meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please.

I'd better not start drinking alcohol too early or I'll never get to my works Christmas meal. "

How about starting with a coffee with a splash of tia Maria.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large pink muscato please x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Coffee please.

I'd better not start drinking alcohol too early or I'll never get to my works Christmas meal.

How about starting with a coffee with a splash of tia Maria.......

I'd rather have Baileys or brandy in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi darling

We’ve missed you

Could you rustle up a caramel latte for Lacey please and I’d really like a blue slush puppie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno on the rocks please. Fancy a shot barkeep?

Always

Well then, as it's Christmas a coupla snowballs as well lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please.

I'd better not start drinking alcohol too early or I'll never get to my works Christmas meal.

How about starting with a coffee with a splash of tia Maria.......

I'd rather have Baileys or brandy in it."

Baileys to start the evening and a shot of brandy to finish the evening xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep, I'd love a hot chocolate please - not one of those crappy, watery sorts though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please! I need to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of spunk please, keep it warm tho sweet stuff, nothing worse than cold splodge

Only comes in 10cc shots I'm afraid... but at body temperature

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee please! I need to stay awake

I'll give you one

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi darling

We’ve missed you

Could you rustle up a caramel latte for Lacey please and I’d really like a blue slush puppie

Missed you too

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

A cuppa please! I dont drink and I’m easily pleased. Well drinking anyway

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I shall pour your drinks once I have 10 inchs in my mouth

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"I shall pour your drinks once I have 10 inchs in my mouth "

Is that one big cock or two tiddlers?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I shall pour your drinks once I have 10 inchs in my mouth

Is that one big cock or two tiddlers?

A big one.

So...who Is waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice stiff one?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nice stiff one? "

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice stiff one?

My favourite

Haha don't spill none now mind you

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Road Trip complete, I finally have my gin & a happy face

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm a terrible host

Free bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Cardhu, no ice, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a wee Bush please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink milk please work.in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late again. I just sat down with a coffee and brandy before bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a larger please

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Do you know I've had a mare of a day I'll have a peroni and bollocks..... a tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a larger please "

A larger what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh yes

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