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Have any of you got any ideas on how she can remove the patchy tan without rubbing herself raw?
I'm asking on behalf of a fellow formurite - all offers of help will be carefully vetted.
PS see PA I didn't mention you by name!
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx" Looking a bit patchy are you!  | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx" Shush. I didn't mention any names  | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx" I would be happy to reapply more tanning solution to all of you body to ensure I get every part. | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx Shush. I didn't mention any names "Twat! I have a friend who runs a tanning salon, last week I 'Guinea pigged' a new product for him. Supposed to last 14 days & fade off naturally.. Today I look like I've got vitiligo FML! He won't be stocking the product now! | |||
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"Exfoliate tits with sperm "Honey Rose is that why yours look so amazing and cause a serious stiffening in the trouser region?  | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx" 
Would a sunshower or 2 maybe help even things out? x | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx Shush. I didn't mention any names
Twat!
I have a friend who runs a tanning salon, last week I 'Guinea pigged' a new product for him.
Supposed to last 14 days & fade off naturally..
Today I look like I've got vitiligo FML!
He won't be stocking the product now! "Secrets out now and it wasn't me pmsl xxx | |||
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"Exfoliate tits with sperm
Honey Rose is that why yours look so amazing and cause a serious stiffening in the trouser region? "Very good skin tonic | |||
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" Secrets out now and it wasn't me pmsl xxx" You should know by now, I have no shame lol xxx | |||
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" Secrets out now and it wasn't me pmsl xxx You should know by now, I have no shame lol xxx" That makes two of us.... God help the clubs when we're there together  | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx" A friend had this same issue a while back, putting 'fake' tan on top will only hi light the differece more so don't try.
Use toothpaste and rub over effected area, if its mint or menthol it'll make ur nipples stand to attention but that soon calms down with a good fingering. Once 'fake' tan has been rub off reapply.
Hope that helps. If you were nearer id demonstrate it for free and help you out. Sadly its not to be | |||
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"Lemon juice and sugar works. " If the sugar isn't fully dissolved it can cause minute scratches as you rub it and the lemon juice will sting like fuck! | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx Shush. I didn't mention any names
Twat!
I have a friend who runs a tanning salon, last week I 'Guinea pigged' a new product for him.
Supposed to last 14 days & fade off naturally..
Today I look like I've got vitiligo FML!
He won't be stocking the product now! "I also do the guinea pig thing for a friend, she tells me she needs to test the tans on a man's skin as it's different to women's. I think she just enjoys the pendulum motion when it comes to spraying my cock. I've found chlorine seems to take tan off, if I go for a swim or in a hot tub it soon disappears. Another option is add more tan to even it out. | |||
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"Exfoliate tits with sperm
Honey Rose is that why yours look so amazing and cause a serious stiffening in the trouser region?
Very good skin tonic "Let me know when you need to apply more I am happy to assist. | |||
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"Thanks folks for all the tips. I'm going swimming later, will have a steam & sauna too, hopefully that may shift most of it. If you spot a patchy bird at Kestrels tomorrow, you know it failed XxxX" I wish I was free tomorrow. | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx Shush. I didn't mention any names
Twat!
I have a friend who runs a tanning salon, last week I 'Guinea pigged' a new product for him.
Supposed to last 14 days & fade off naturally..
Today I look like I've got vitiligo FML!
He won't be stocking the product now! "
Is he still on your Christmas card list? | |||
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" see PA I didn't mention you by name! " Thank goodness, we don’t want to embarrass anyone 
How about claiming you’re in fancy dress as an Oompah Loompah with eczema? | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx Shush. I didn't mention any names
Twat!
I have a friend who runs a tanning salon, last week I 'Guinea pigged' a new product for him.
Supposed to last 14 days & fade off naturally..
Today I look like I've got vitiligo FML!
He won't be stocking the product now!
Is he still on your Christmas card list?"Oh yes, every girl needs a gay best friend, even if they're an absolute twat x | |||
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"Well having met the OP and the patchy titted one neither should have an issue really being a pair of scrubbers x"Oi watch it, or I'll use your stubble as an exfoliator | |||
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"Well having met the OP and the patchy titted one neither should have an issue really being a pair of scrubbers x"Bloody cheek, I won't take my teeth out next time I give you a blow job | |||
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"Well having met the OP and the patchy titted one neither should have an issue really being a pair of scrubbers x
Bloody cheek, I won't take my teeth out next time I give you a blow job "
Make him suffer Tigger xx
Well, swim, sauna & steam done, I'm even more patchy, and have acquired 3 huge spots on my face.
WTF! I never had spots as a teenager so why now!
I'm off shopping, for salt, lemon juice, toothpaste & bleach | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx A friend had this same issue a while back, putting 'fake' tan on top will only hi light the differece more so don't try.
Use toothpaste and rub over effected area, if its mint or menthol it'll make ur nipples stand to attention but that soon calms down with a good fingering. Once 'fake' tan has been rub off reapply.
Hope that helps. If you were nearer id demonstrate it for free and help you out. Sadly its not to be "Not sure if this is more a cure or a fantasy | |||
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"Oh FFS! I'm fucking glad you're my friend & not my enemy... Love ya xxx A friend had this same issue a while back, putting 'fake' tan on top will only hi light the differece more so don't try.
Use toothpaste and rub over effected area, if its mint or menthol it'll make ur nipples stand to attention but that soon calms down with a good fingering. Once 'fake' tan has been rub off reapply.
Hope that helps. If you were nearer id demonstrate it for free and help you out. Sadly its not to be
Not sure if this is more a cure or a fantasy "I figured I'd need at least 5 tubes to do my whole body, so can't say if it's a cure or not lol x | |||
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"I have a friend who has tried out a fake tan for another friend. All good, except after a few days she is now looking rather patchy. Not good with the holiday season fast approaching and she's planning on spending Wednesday at a naturist spa .
Have any of you got any ideas on how she can remove the patchy tan without rubbing herself raw?
I'm asking on behalf of a fellow formurite - all offers of help will be carefully vetted.
PS see PA I didn't mention you by name!
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