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Is your mum an oyster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because she spat out a pearl like you!

What other shit chat up lines have you heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look hot in that dress but it’d look a lot hotter on your sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That made me laugh "

I'm glad you enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, h r u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look hot in that dress but it’d look a lot hotter on your sister"

I have three sisters I've heard plenty of variations on this

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

A mail with a photo of a cock in it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fancy a dance?

Good now fuck off anddance over there while I chat to your fit mate.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Are those mirror knickers your wearing? because I can see my self in them tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look hot in that dress but it’d look a lot hotter on your sister

I have three sisters I've heard plenty of variations on this "

Well... now I’ve lifted your spirits how’s about you lift your shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look hot in that dress but it’d look a lot hotter on your sister

I have three sisters I've heard plenty of variations on this

Well... now I’ve lifted your spirits how’s about you lift your shirt "

Sis told me you'd say that

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By *ambsmale200Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Him -Hey babe, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Her - Unfertilised, now fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's 50 pence, call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight.... it falls flat when I explain she's no longer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, mind if I hang out over here until it’s safe back where I farted

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Have you any Irish in you ?

Would you like some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fancy a raisin? No?

Well how about a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had sex in 3 years and I'm desperate. Will you shag me?

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