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Whats Your Party Piece?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It can be anything - a song an impression, anything that will amuse - would love to hear of your zany antics.

I'm a great Eric Cartman mimic but one thing I can't help doing whether on my own or with people is when A Design For Life by the Manics comes on the radio or whatever.

It is good old raunchy strip music so I perform a striptease mime to it without removing a single item. Swinging the removed pretendy bits of skimpies and throwing them into pretendy audience. I got caught doing it actually and to save face made it my reg party piece!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs NBP tends to dance on tables after a few bevvies and as for me....

Well I just claim to not know her!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been know to get up and do the odd song every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to carry a few magic tricks up my sleeve’s

(re-posted because, one of my words disappeared.... yikes,!!! )

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out of my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out of my mouth."

OMG,,,,,, respect …..That’s a talent, not to be sniffed at !..... Boom-boom !!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I have been known to be a bit of a comic when pushed. Not jokes or one liners, but full blown stories of past experiences! We went on holiday with another couple this year and had them in stitches as I regailed them with tales of Bunny, the pickaxe and the sprint across the playing field...

Oh, such happy days... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a party trick but I am quite good at putting people at ease and bringing them together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pickaxe…… OMG…..

(Note to Sox….. always be really nice to Rumour!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't have a party trick but I am quite good at putting people at ease and bringing them together."

Thats probably the best talent at parties

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By *odka n CokeCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

I can touch my nose and my lower chin with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't have a party trick but I am quite good at putting people at ease and bringing them together.

Thats probably the best talent at parties "

and always carry my "Pass the Pigs" set just in case. Once got lost once and turned out stuck to someone's bum when they got home. Never did come back, they must have kept it as a souvenir. So I have a new set now and a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sliding down the wall pissed considered???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two.

I can turn myself inside out.

And the other one is if you pull my finger my head explodes.

It's a talking point at gatherings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two.

I can turn myself inside out.

And the other one is if you pull my finger my head explodes.

It's a talking point at gatherings "

albeit a tincy wincy bit messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan B is we all get the cards out for a few hands of rummy lol

Actually best party trick I have seen is the one Diego Maradona did at Oxford University.

He can juggle/keepy uppy a golf ball using his left foot.He can also do it with a pair of football socks rolled up in a ball.

Impressive stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pretty good at slight of hand so can do some oretty goid card tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it "

funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it

funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D "

118 guy look attracts the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it

funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D

118 guy look attracts the ladies "

thats the look, but mankini not the white top and shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arriving stylishly late

drinking far too much

eyeing everyone up that walks within 5 feet of me

making inappropriate remarks

dancing like a twat to 'staying alive'

putting my tie round my head and unbuttoning my shirt

singing & slurring very loudly to rod stewart songs

losing a shoe

deciding i want a cigarette despite the fact i have never smoked

falling in a rose bush (or other such shrubbery)

telling everyone i love them (even the people i don't like)

calling 25 taxi's 'just in case'

party anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can juggle with 3 balls ...... honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on the party....family parties i cannot escape my past so its "My ol man said foller the van" and " My baby as gawn dahn the plug ole", but now at grown-up parties well lets just say ive still got a really big gob!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can juggle with 3 balls ...... honestly "

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let there be at least 1 guy on here with 'a little extra' that can put this claim to the test !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"arriving stylishly late

drinking far too much

eyeing everyone up that walks within 5 feet of me

making inappropriate remarks

dancing like a twat to 'staying alive'

putting my tie round my head and unbuttoning my shirt

singing & slurring very loudly to rod stewart songs

losing a shoe

deciding i want a cigarette despite the fact i have never smoked

falling in a rose bush (or other such shrubbery)

telling everyone i love them (even the people i don't like)

calling 25 taxi's 'just in case'

party anyone ? "

hahahahahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is sliding down the wall pissed considered???"

I think you'll find at parties here thats called doing a Brian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out of my mouth."

lol,i used to do that in my more impressionable years after seeing it done by one of the 'hopefulls' on the word (early 90's post pub telly)

never again,the last time i tried to pull it out through my mouth and some air got trapped in the teat creating a bubble that was definatly bigger than my nostril....oooyah!now i know how big arnie felt in total recall when he pulled the bug out of his nose.....except in reverse....and it was a condom!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Holding a bottle of beer in my cleavage and bending double backwards to drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holding a bottle of beer in my cleavage and bending double backwards to drink it "
I have a crate of Becks at the ready

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Holding a bottle of beer in my cleavage and bending double backwards to drink it I have a crate of Becks at the ready "
as well as some deep heat i hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holding a bottle of beer in my cleavage and bending double backwards to drink it I have a crate of Becks at the ready as well as some deep heat i hope "

and heat pads

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Holding a bottle of beer in my cleavage and bending double backwards to drink it I have a crate of Becks at the ready as well as some deep heat i hope

and heat pads "
bring it on

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