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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell that was quick,im going bed night everyone x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew who turned the fecking lights out on me there ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead "
passes pink her plateful of food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell that was quick,im going bed night everyone x"

Errr pass the brush back first

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Bloody hell that was quick,im going bed night everyone x"
night night make sure the bugs dont bite xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead "

Mice ate the fecking butter

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Phew who turned the fecking lights out on me there ffs"
nigel did i got him well trained

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Bloody hell !!! Nip off to the barn to check on Daisy and come back to a completely new thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell !!! Nip off to the barn to check on Daisy and come back to a completely new thread!! "

Daisy eh

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Bloody hell !!! Nip off to the barn to check on Daisy and come back to a completely new thread!!

Daisy eh "

*discreetly slips straw from messed up hair* errrrmmm yeahhhhh Daisy...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell !!! Nip off to the barn to check on Daisy and come back to a completely new thread!!

Daisy eh "

Yeah, the farmer's Nick name

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell that was quick,im going bed night everyone x"

Na night Dash

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food"

Minus the salmon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Have you cast the wicked stepmother yet? I've got a few ideas.

Or ugly sisters?

I'm going to be tinkerbell

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell that was quick,im going bed night everyone x

Errr pass the brush back first "

....he's took it with him....

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon "

I might have salmon tomorrow night

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night "

There's food?? I'm starving!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night "

I'll just have the encroute, I don't like salmon!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Have you cast the wicked stepmother yet? I've got a few ideas.

Or ugly sisters?

I'm going to be tinkerbell "

Have you brought your wand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night "

_oddys handbag will catch some in tesco

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!! "

Yeah....bet you are....what you been doing?...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Have you cast the wicked stepmother yet? I've got a few ideas.

Or ugly sisters?

I'm going to be tinkerbell

Have you brought your wand? "

Don't need a wand I've got a magic finger

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!!

Yeah....bet you are....what you been doing?... "

Milking Daisy!!! All these lattes have to come from somewhere!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Have you cast the wicked stepmother yet? I've got a few ideas.

Or ugly sisters?

I'm going to be tinkerbell

Have you brought your wand?

Don't need a wand I've got a magic finger "

Mr Pink’s magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!! "

I've got three tube of pointless until _oddy goes shop lifting...err I mean sopping

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!!

Yeah....bet you are....what you been doing?...

Milking Daisy!!! All these lattes have to come from somewhere!! "

the latte you made me was so creamy and yummy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!!

Yeah....bet you are....what you been doing?...

Milking Daisy!!! All these lattes have to come from somewhere!! "

Ill leave an empty milk bottle on the doorstep, can you fill it up for me, for my instant coffee?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Catch the salmon? I’ll pass and have a crumpet instead passes pink her plateful of food

Minus the salmon

I might have salmon tomorrow night

There's food?? I'm starving!!

I've got three tube of pointless until _oddy goes shop lifting...err I mean sopping "

What are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you cast the wicked stepmother yet? I've got a few ideas.

Or ugly sisters?

I'm going to be tinkerbell

Have you brought your wand?

Don't need a wand I've got a magic finger "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming"

Shit!.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!..... "

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming"

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... "

phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao"

Panto straight too then??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao"

So will mistress

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress "

More tea being snortled!!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress

More tea being snortled!!! "

thats twice in a few mins now sami youve made us do that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress

More tea being snortled!!! thats twice in a few mins now sami youve made us do that"

And I didn't even realise!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress

More tea being snortled!!! thats twice in a few mins now sami youve made us do that

And I didn't even realise! "

pinches one of samis fiver im laughing so much

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress

More tea being snortled!!! thats twice in a few mins now sami youve made us do that

And I didn't even realise! pinches one of samis fiver im laughing so much"

So am I now!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fink I've stopped now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning cast....I think I should cast myself as one of the fecking dwarfs...bloody sleepy as I conked out again last night ffs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good morning you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lovely lot "

Good morning babs ...how are you this chilly morning?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Good morning luvvies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Wife??? Bollocks... Guess he's just Panto single.... phew i gave her mistress address she will get a shock there lmao

So will mistress "

You should have give me a elbow in the ribs last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning luvvies!! "

Morning play...what a cheery face for this time

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Good morning luvvies!!

Morning play...what a cheery face for this time "

Can't seem to stop smiling these days Mistress... Must be the festive spirit getting into me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning luvvies!!

Morning play...what a cheery face for this time

Can't seem to stop smiling these days Mistress... Must be the festive spirit getting into me... "

Aw that will be _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought. ..think ill cast myself as Peter Pan

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning you lovely lot

Good morning babs ...how are you this chilly morning? "

I’m great thank you .. how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lovely lot

Good morning babs ...how are you this chilly morning?

I’m great thank you .. how are you? "

Sent you a pm...I'm feeling like a string chicken oddly enough

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning cast....I think I should cast myself as one of the fecking dwarfs...bloody sleepy as I conked out again last night ffs "

You're too tall, unless you get on your knees!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

And I've been at Fecken work since 7am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lovely lot "

Morning Babs morning all!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning luvvies!!

Morning play...what a cheery face for this time

Can't seem to stop smiling these days Mistress... Must be the festive spirit getting into me... "

Naughty spirit!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just thought. ..think ill cast myself as Peter Pan "

Haha! Then we'll need a Wendy!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And I've been at Fecken work since 7am"

Hey Voddy, will you need anymore fivers today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?.... "

Just read....fecking scalded myself

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself "

Sorry! It wasn't intentional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I've been at Fecken work since 7am

Hey Voddy, will you need anymore fivers today? "

I do

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And I've been at Fecken work since 7am

Hey Voddy, will you need anymore fivers today?

I do "

I'll do a bulk buy when I'm in town today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I've been at Fecken work since 7am

Hey Voddy, will you need anymore fivers today?

I do

I'll do a bulk buy when I'm in town today! "

At this rate I'll need pants and not pads ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself "

Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter "

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter "

Calm down missus!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover.."

One of them big tents, I would think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think! "

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one "

yes I do but play puts cream in hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one yes I do but play puts cream in hers "

Fresh too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

"

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one yes I do but play puts cream in hers

Fresh too "

There was a little cafe in colonel that i have frequented did it that way with a thick slice of cream

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one yes I do but play puts cream in hers

Fresh too

There was a little cafe in colonel that i have frequented did it that way with a thick slice of cream "

One of the things I love about this time of year... Hot Irish Coffees with a cool thick layer of whipped cream on top

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Prince Charming will be along late

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Prince Charming will be along later "

FTFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one yes I do but play puts cream in hers

Fresh too

There was a little cafe in colonel that i have frequented did it that way with a thick slice of cream

One of the things I love about this time of year... Hot Irish Coffees with a cool thick layer of whipped cream on top "

Bloody auto carrot

Was Clonmel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM "

Bugger I thought that was me

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"sami quick hide play the farmers wife is coming

Shit!.....

I can hide her...how do I hide the fecking cow?....

Just read....fecking scalded myself Fecken coffee everywhere again and over me paperwork been asked why am I roaring with laughter

You do need pads....need a fecking rain cover..

One of them big tents, I would think!

Well she's getting no more fecking lattes....ffs she never finishes one yes I do but play puts cream in hers

Fresh too

There was a little cafe in colonel that i have frequented did it that way with a thick slice of cream

One of the things I love about this time of year... Hot Irish Coffees with a cool thick layer of whipped cream on top

Bloody auto carrot

Was Clonmel "

I guessed it was

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me "

No Swingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooo whos the back end of the panto horse?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Soooooo whos the back end of the panto horse?"

Depends... Who's arse would I be clinging onto??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soooooo whos the back end of the panto horse?

Depends... Who's arse would I be clinging onto?? "

You better ask mistress that question when he decides to show his ugly mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soooooo whos the back end of the panto horse?

Depends... Who's arse would I be clinging onto??

You better ask mistress that question when he decides to show his ugly mug"

Hey I'm fecking busy.. will be on later ffs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

"

Where am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soooooo whos the back end of the panto horse?

Depends... Who's arse would I be clinging onto??

You better ask mistress that question when he decides to show his ugly mug

Hey I'm fecking busy.. will be on later ffs"

Move your fat a** then boi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Where am I? "

Woah have you been left out!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me

No Swingaling "

actually you had given me that part but swing can have it .

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Where am I?

Woah have you been left out!"

I was only gone a day

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

"

Ahem I do believe I said I would take part

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

Ahem I do believe I said I would take part "

Yes with your magic finger

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me

No Swingaling actually you had given me that part but swing can have it ."

At the risk of sounding rude, I’m only kissing Swing

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm a late addition... I suspect my name will be last on the list

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me

No Swingaling actually you had given me that part but swing can have it .

At the risk of sounding rude, I’m only kissing Swing "

*sniffs and puts away mistletoe...*

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me

No Swingaling actually you had given me that part but swing can have it .

At the risk of sounding rude, I’m only kissing Swing

*sniffs and puts away mistletoe...*"

I’m not Fab straight

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm a late addition... I suspect my name will be last on the list "
ur still sleeping beauty I had the parts all sorted then it was interupted

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm a late addition... I suspect my name will be last on the list ur still sleeping beauty I had the parts all sorted then it was interupted"

And I had a diva strop

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

https://youtu.be/NQkF7fpw-wI

Frank Kelly's comical take on the 12 days of Christmas... Happy feckin Christmas Mistress!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm a late addition... I suspect my name will be last on the list ur still sleeping beauty I had the parts all sorted then it was interupted

And I had a diva strop "

and so you should maddonna

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"https://youtu.be/NQkF7fpw-wI

Frank Kelly's comical take on the 12 days of Christmas... Happy feckin Christmas Mistress!! "

we had to do that in sign langauge at work fecken hard it was

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Don't worry team, I am sure there will be more to add once all the threads have been checked out!

We can't afford to lose any cast at this late stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Where am I? "

Still sorting the threads...jeez it takes time to go through them babs

Only managed 1 and 2 so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

Bugger I thought that was me

No Swingaling actually you had given me that part but swing can have it ."

Hey your right...isn't swing cast as the beast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM "

You were right first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prince Charming will be along later

FTFM

You were right first time "

Ah welcome beasty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

"

Plus Players from Thread 3

Pieman300

Gemini Man

That was quiet ffs

+ Thread 4

Cougar Prey

Green Shield Stamp Man

+ Thread 6

Angiebu

Ffs I can't find 7 and 8.

Will update later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

Plus Players from Thread 3

Pieman300

Gemini Man

That was quiet ffs

+ Thread 4

Cougar Prey

Green Shield Stamp Man

+ Thread 6

Angiebu

Ffs I can't find 7 and 8.

Will update later "

Dont start something you cant finish.....tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dont start something you cant finish.....tart"

Feck off t**t

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Now, now, less of that, its the season of good will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dont start something you cant finish.....tart

Feck off t**t"

Or you could have a look to see if you can find them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now, now, less of that, its the season of good will! "

What did scrooge say?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Now, now, less of that, its the season of good will!

What did scrooge say? "

I know...and I agree with him!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Where am I?

Still sorting the threads...jeez it takes time to go through them babs

Only managed 1 and 2 so far "

Sorry lovely. I was a bit premature there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Where am I?

Still sorting the threads...jeez it takes time to go through them babs

Only managed 1 and 2 so far

Sorry lovely. I was a bit premature there "

Have a look for 7+8 if you can...I'm stuck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet "

Cheers sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet

Cheers sami "

No wonder I couldn't find it...thanks cosmos for that tricky title

Anyhow after all that there is no new players on that thread ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet

Cheers sami

No wonder I couldn't find it...thanks cosmos for that tricky title

Anyhow after all that there is no new players on that thread ffs "

Cant find 8, tried all the different combinations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/12/17 22:36:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet

Cheers sami

No wonder I couldn't find it...thanks cosmos for that tricky title

Anyhow after all that there is no new players on that thread ffs

Cant find 8, tried all the different combinations "

All I could find on 7 was that lexi is now unlos

So will skip 8 and go on to 9...fecking title writers ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Found 7...search in forums #7 haven't found 8 yet

Cheers sami

No wonder I couldn't find it...thanks cosmos for that tricky title

Anyhow after all that there is no new players on that thread ffs

Cant find 8, tried all the different combinations

All I could find on 7 was that lexi is now unlos

So will skip 8 and go on to 9...fecking title writers ffs "

Cant get the staff

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse"

there's my nightly tea snortle

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse"

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right the players from thread 1

Put yourselves up for a part.

Parts to follow shortly

Players by order of appearance

Buto

Angelacyandsampta

Crimbo jumbo

BitOfRough86

Samiss

Hot frog

Frisky_mare

PinkPanther

Soxy (I think)

Ignitemybody

For Your Eyes Only!

PheonixAdAstra

Paul1973hull

Kinky-Minx

Will_Scarlett

Dash RipRock

Cosmosgirl

Curvymama

Bhubayis

Hine

YourSkinMyLips

Phew I think I got everyone

Plus Players from Thread 2

Cuteinasantasuit

GENGUY

Minxyrella69

Sunriselover

Miss SJ

Chris and Sam

And making her first appearance

Voddy

Plus Players from Thread 3

Pieman300

Gemini Man

That was quiet ffs

+ Thread 4

Cougar Prey

Green Shield Stamp Man

+ Thread 6

Angiebu

Ffs I can't find 7 and 8.

Will update later "

Lancs Minx

Olovingman

Random2chat

princess peach

That take us to 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this ? Are where the fuck is miss Wilkes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

there's my nightly tea snortle "

You fecking need _oddys rain cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass..."

Oi smart ass

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass "

she does havea good derryair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair"

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland "

better ask play

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello Did you find the other threads?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Oh no ! I killed it

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland better ask play"

I've never been!!

I'm a Southern belle

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Oh no ! I killed it "

Think it was just napping

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fecken hell babs ud better hide

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland better ask play

I've never been!!

I'm a Southern belle "

ud better be careful by that donegal shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Did you find the other threads? "

Got up to 15 but couldn't find no 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! I killed it "

Well someone's fecking killed no8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland better ask play

I've never been!!

I'm a Southern belle "

You stay in the south play....they all talk funny up there...sound like a duck when the time say "quick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no ! I killed it

Think it was just napping "

You've woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecken hell babs ud better hide "

Ah she's safe _oddy...just so long as she keeps her mitts off my coffee machine

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Dances in summer loven happened so fast poor ole Mistress fell on her arse

....on her pants, were stains of

grass...

Oi smart ass she does havea good derryair

I thought that was the atmosphere in the north of ireland better ask play

I've never been!!

I'm a Southern belle

You stay in the south play....they all talk funny up there...sound like a duck when the time say "quick""

I actually quite like the accent..... But that did make me laugh!!!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oi oi saveloy

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Oi oi saveloy "

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy "

How do _amiss

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!! "

get yaself to caburys world they give em out as you go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!! "

Your better off without them...pull yer fecking fillings out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

"

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!! get yaself to caburys world they give em out as you go round"

How often can I go round???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!! get yaself to caburys world they give em out as you go round"

They also have a dentist there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!! "

Oh dear, is there any other chocolate that you would like?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!!

Your better off without them...pull yer fecking fillings out "

I'd risk it!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi saveloy

How do _amiss "

Hello Mistress

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh"

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh"

Ooh, how are you celebrating?

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over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!!

Oh dear, is there any other chocolate that you would like? "

I've just got a 4 pack of cadburys twirls in

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

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"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!!

Oh dear, is there any other chocolate that you would like? "

My two favourite chocolate treats at Christmas are the selection box Curly Wurly and the big Purple-wrapped Caramel sweet with the hazelnut inside from the tub of Roses!

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over a year ago


"Oi oi saveloy

Evening Samiss!! I'm distraught today.... Discovered there's no Curly Wurly in my selection box!!

Your better off without them...pull yer fecking fillings out

I'd risk it!! "

I'll save you the toffees from my quality street

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over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!! "

I'll just have a couple of them fruits

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over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Ooh, how are you celebrating? "

Peter Pan style

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!! "

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

I'll just have a couple of them fruits"

A mini fruit basket???

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Ooh, how are you celebrating?

Peter Pan style "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles "

Cheeky fecker...I've just lost one

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles "

good thinking lady pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

I'll just have a couple of them fruits

A mini fruit basket??? "

Oi Aw well I suppose it a bit better then a big fruit basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Ooh, how are you celebrating?

Peter Pan style

Enjoy"

I will with my twirls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles good thinking lady pink"

Will you feck off with that lady bit...fecking never call me one ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles good thinking lady pink

Will you feck off with that lady bit...fecking never call me one ffs"

when you act like one maybe you will be called it but all the time your fecken this and fecken that that is not how a lady conducts herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh

Is it really??? I better put my pinny back on tomorrow and make you a cake!!!

Fire engine on stand by with all those candles good thinking lady pink

Will you feck off with that lady bit...fecking never call me one ffswhen you act like one maybe you will be called it but all the time your fecken this and fecken that that is not how a lady conducts herself "

Oh dear me I must clean up my act then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening young ladies hope ur all well xxx

Oi what about me....just cos it's my fecking birthday at midnight eh"

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers steely

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