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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Disco dancing? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flippin' like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. Good to see you

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright Jim

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Good to see you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. Good to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all x"

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, pretty Polly. Nice top, you're on top form.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Hey Jim how’s you doing

Did Your team win today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alright Jim

Peach x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peach. I'm liking the new additions to your gallery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim how’s you doing

Did Your team win today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Satsun. Ace's lot, Derby got the better of Villa. But, Shrewsbury beat Blackpool. Swingers and roundabouts. Did Liverpool play today?

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Hey Jim how’s you doing

Did Your team win today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Satsun. Ace's lot, Derby got the better of Villa. But, Shrewsbury beat Blackpool. Swingers and roundabouts. Did Liverpool play today?"

No playing Bournemouth tomorrow

Grimsby got a draw

Have a fantastic night and stay safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim how’s you doing

Did Your team win today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Satsun. Ace's lot, Derby got the better of Villa. But, Shrewsbury beat Blackpool. Swingers and roundabouts. Did Liverpool play today?

No playing Bournemouth tomorrow

Grimsby got a draw

Have a fantastic night and stay safe

Right back at ya. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evenimg All

Can’t bet a late night perv! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Evenimg All

Can’t bet a late night perv! Lol"

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. You bet! Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Jimbolaya....jimbolaya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Evenimg All

Can’t bet a late night perv! Lol

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. You bet! Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"

Thanks for having me Jimbo! What’s the beat on the fabstreet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimbolaya....jimbolaya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Evenimg All

Can’t bet a late night perv! Lol

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. You bet! Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Thanks for having me Jimbo! What’s the beat on the fabstreet? "

You're welcome. I don't know, I've not been on for a day or so. Maybe someone else can fill you in.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Evening

Who let the knobs out?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, it's ok, I'm not gonna mention the football

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Who let the knobs out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Welcome to Christmas!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening

Who let the knobs out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Welcome to Christmas! "

Thank you Jimbo Chrimbo but I'm not ready yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, it's ok, I'm not gonna mention the football

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's very generous of you.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Who let the knobs out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Welcome to Christmas!

Thank you Jimbo Chrimbo but I'm not ready yet

I think there's a film called, I'm Not Ready for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, KissMac. You feeling better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a cup of tea while watching tv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a cup of tea while watching tv x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I spent most of the day in bed. How are you doing? x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening Jimbo, your sack must be almost full to bursting with just over a week to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, your sack must be almost full to bursting with just over a week to go

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'll be glad to empty it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a cup of tea while watching tv x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I spent most of the day in bed. How are you doing? x"

I’m good thank you, oh was you working until early this morning then? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a cup of tea while watching tv x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I spent most of the day in bed. How are you doing? x

I’m good thank you, oh was you working until early this morning then? X "

No, I'm just lazy. x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening Jimbo, your sack must be almost full to bursting with just over a week to go

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'll be glad to empty it."

I’ll be sure to have my umbrella aloft as you fly over

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening

Who let the knobs out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Welcome to Christmas!

Thank you Jimbo Chrimbo but I'm not ready yet

I think there's a film called, I'm Not Ready for Christmas.

Isn't it just a standard response for 99% of people at this time of year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, your sack must be almost full to bursting with just over a week to go

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'll be glad to empty it.

I’ll be sure to have my umbrella aloft as you fly over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Who let the knobs out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Welcome to Christmas!

Thank you Jimbo Chrimbo but I'm not ready yet

I think there's a film called, I'm Not Ready for Christmas.

Isn't it just a standard response for 99% of people at this time of year?

Probably, there's ages yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a cup of tea while watching tv x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I spent most of the day in bed. How are you doing? x

I’m good thank you, oh was you working until early this morning then? X

No, I'm just lazy. x"

Ha ha, well make the most of it. X

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, KissMac. You feeling better?"

Much better thanks Jim

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, KissMac. You feeling better?

Much better thanks Jim

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!"

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Evening Jim...

Im just quietly lurking and perving ...for a change.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Probably, there's ages yet."

True and no more lurkers messaging to talk to me about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim...

Im just quietly lurking and perving ...for a change."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimbo, evening gang. Mr Alleycat repping his and Estella’s good self this evening.

Hope you’re all well, snuggled up and having a fabulous Saturday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim...

Im just quietly lurking and perving ...for a change."

Have you signed up for a part yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alleycat. I hope you're well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alleycat. I hope you're well."

I am thanks. Are you sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, BB. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™, happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alleycat. I hope you're well.

I am thanks. Are you sir?

Good. I'm still alive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!"

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx"

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crimbo jimbo!! Hey

I hope your weekend is going well xxx

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x"

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crimbo jimbo!! Hey

I hope your weekend is going well xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi. It's okay. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB."

TB? Eh? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

TB? Eh? Lol"

Yeah!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss."

Evening Jim

nice and cosy where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alleycat. I hope you're well.

I am thanks. Are you sir?

Good. I'm still alive."

Well I’m very pleased to hear that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

Evening Jim

nice and cosy where I am

Good girl.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

TB? Eh? Lol

Yeah!"

Well if I'd known they did injections for Tea bellys,

I'd have had one for my lemonade belly! Tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

TB? Eh? Lol

Yeah!

Well if I'd known they did injections for Tea bellys,

I'd have had one for my lemonade belly! Tut"

Phone up your GP practice on Monday morning about getting a lemonade injection. They won't mind.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang. Mr Alleycat repping his and Estella’s good self this evening.

Hope you’re all well, snuggled up and having a fabulous Saturday evening

Waves at you both plus kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Disco dancing? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flippin' like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface"
gutten haven Mei freuds perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening night owls.

MAG is a little d*unk. I’m hopefully off out soon. Once mi bitches have stopped being trainee counsellors.

This vodka is jolly moreish though

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Evening all.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

TB? Eh? Lol

Yeah!

Well if I'd known they did injections for Tea bellys,

I'd have had one for my lemonade belly! Tut

Phone up your GP practice on Monday morning about getting a lemonade injection. They won't mind."

Pmsl..., do gp's section? Think that might be their next call don't you?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, David. Happy Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening night owls.

MAG is a little d*unk. I’m hopefully off out soon. Once mi bitches have stopped being trainee counsellors.

This vodka is jolly moreish though "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, MAG. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all."

Cow pie, Pieman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crimbo jimbo!! Hey

I hope your weekend is going well xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi. It's okay. How are you? x"

Im great thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening peeps!

Just got in bed! Saturday night rock and roll!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S&G. I'm on the sofa, with a mug of tea. Rock 'n' roll!

Not even a hot chocolate? Tut! Xx

No, might make another mug of tea in few minutes. x

Tea belly!!! Lol

You'll be peeing all night!

I've had an injection for TB.

TB? Eh? Lol

Yeah!

Well if I'd known they did injections for Tea bellys,

I'd have had one for my lemonade belly! Tut

Phone up your GP practice on Monday morning about getting a lemonade injection. They won't mind.

Pmsl..., do gp's section? Think that might be their next call don't you?! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crimbo jimbo!! Hey

I hope your weekend is going well xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi. It's okay. How are you? x

Im great thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I now know what repping means.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone still up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone still up?"

Me.

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyone still up?

Me."

Yeayyyyy

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"Anyone still up?"

Personal question isn't it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Me

Double yeayyyy

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyone still up?

Personal question isn't it

Trust you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyone still up?

Personal question isn't it

Jim meet my friend the Cheesy Joke Man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Morning all...is this the pre-cricket thread?

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man."

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all...is this the pre-cricket thread?

Woah, slow down there, SDM. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. It can be a pre-cricket thread. It's a talk about anything thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Good eveningmorning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all...is this the pre-cricket thread?

Good eveningmorning, how's that?

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please "

I was out the other day and a crowd of people came running past me I stopped one guy and said what's going on.

He said" there's a lion escaped from the zoo"

Which way did it go?? I replied

" well you don't think I'm bloody chasing it do you !!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please "

Me too!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

Me too!"

English cricket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

Me too!

English cricket."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

I was out the other day and a crowd of people came running past me I stopped one guy and said what's going on.

He said" there's a lion escaped from the zoo"

Which way did it go?? I replied

" well you don't think I'm bloody chasing it do you !!!!!! " "

You've raised the lion bar.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Morning all, well it is where I am. Back soon though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, well it is where I am. Back soon though. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, good morning, happy Sunday, merry Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

I was out the other day and a crowd of people came running past me I stopped one guy and said what's going on.

He said" there's a lion escaped from the zoo"

Which way did it go?? I replied

" well you don't think I'm bloody chasing it do you !!!!!! "

You've raised the lion bar.

*snickers at Jim's joke

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

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Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

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over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

I was out the other day and a crowd of people came running past me I stopped one guy and said what's going on.

He said" there's a lion escaped from the zoo"

Which way did it go?? I replied

" well you don't think I'm bloody chasing it do you !!!!!! "

You've raised the lion bar.

*snickers at Jim's joke

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now "

Mmmm pizza for breakfast is awesome

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheesy joke man.

Morning

Id like to hear a joke please

I was out the other day and a crowd of people came running past me I stopped one guy and said what's going on.

He said" there's a lion escaped from the zoo"

Which way did it go?? I replied

" well you don't think I'm bloody chasing it do you !!!!!! "

You've raised the lion bar.

*snickers at Jim's joke

Smarties pants

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

Mmmm pizza for breakfast is awesome "

It's a bit cold now but still good

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over a year ago

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now "

As you've slept and woken up. Good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Miss Red. Can I have a slice, please?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

As you've slept and woken up. Good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Miss Red. Can I have a slice, please?"

Yeah I'm gutted I fell asleep before eating it. Of course you can...as long as you don't mind cold pizza!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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This is going to be a Marathon of sweet gags isn't it?

Wispa them if you must

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over a year ago

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

As you've slept and woken up. Good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Miss Red. Can I have a slice, please?

Yeah I'm gutted I fell asleep before eating it. Of course you can...as long as you don't mind cold pizza!"

That SexyBrunnete is a bad influence. I don't mind at all. It could be warmed up you know.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

As you've slept and woken up. Good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Miss Red. Can I have a slice, please?

Yeah I'm gutted I fell asleep before eating it. Of course you can...as long as you don't mind cold pizza!

That SexyBrunnete is a bad influence. I don't mind at all. It could be warmed up you know.

Lol, I have heard from her tonight but this was all my own d*unken doing

30 seconds pinging and it's all yours

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

At least sweet based jokes will boost the thread up.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"At least sweet based jokes will boost the thread up.

It's no picnic trying to think of more.

I'm sure there's a bounty of them out there though.

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over a year ago

"At least sweet based jokes will boost the thread up.

It's no picnic trying to think of more.

I'm sure there's a bounty of them out there though."

Lets try stay on topic

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"At least sweet based jokes will boost the thread up.

It's no picnic trying to think of more.

I'm sure there's a bounty of them out there though."

That must of taken ages to think of Take a twirl for your effort.

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"At least sweet based jokes will boost the thread up.

It's no picnic trying to think of more.

I'm sure there's a bounty of them out there though.

That must of taken ages to think of Take a twirl for your effort.

Think I fudged that up

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Think I fudged that up

It's understandable given that it's after 8...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I fudged that up

It's understandable given that it's after 8..."

You guys are my heroes

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

Think I fudged that up

It's understandable given that it's after 8..."

We're getting to the crunch now and they are getting abit flakey

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

Think I fudged that up

It's understandable given that it's after 8...

You guys are my heroes"

You wanted jokes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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" You guys are my heroes"

Sweet of you to say so. Have some roses...

(rose)(rose)(rose)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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(flower)?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Oh ffs, what's the code for the rose smiley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissH checking in! Just got back from a crazy good night out and am too buzzing to sleep

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over a year ago

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now

As you've slept and woken up. Good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Miss Red. Can I have a slice, please?

Yeah I'm gutted I fell asleep before eating it. Of course you can...as long as you don't mind cold pizza!

That SexyBrunnete is a bad influence. I don't mind at all. It could be warmed up you know.

Lol, I have heard from her tonight but this was all my own d*unken doing

30 seconds pinging and it's all yours

We still talking pizza?

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"MissH checking in! Just got back from a crazy good night out and am too buzzing to sleep

Hey MissH - nice one! More successful than the other day then.

Hey Jim and everyone.

I went in a very fancy car today with doors that opened upwards (easily pleased).

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over a year ago

"Oh ffs, what's the code for the rose smiley?

Dunno. I know this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MissH checking in! Just got back from a crazy good night out and am too buzzing to sleep

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss H. I'm glad you've had a crazy night.

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over a year ago

"Oh ffs, what's the code for the rose smiley?

Dunno. I know this one.

Yaaaay lets have a celebration!

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over a year ago

"MissH checking in! Just got back from a crazy good night out and am too buzzing to sleep

Hey MissH - nice one! More successful than the other day then.

Hey Jim and everyone.

I went in a very fancy car today with doors that opened upwards (easily pleased). "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Trellis. A car with opening upward doors would please me too.

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over a year ago

"Oh ffs, what's the code for the rose smiley?

Dunno. I know this one.

Yaaaay lets have a celebration! "

Let's have quality street party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning !

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell me a secret...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning ! "

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over a year ago

"Tell me a secret..."

I've just eaten a scotch egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Tell me a secret..."

The first rule of Penguin Club is...don't be a Cad in Bury...

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over a year ago

"Morning !

You're very welcome.

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over a year ago

"Tell me a secret..."
well apparently I have a naughty look in my eye ! If only everyone knew how naughty ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The best way to eat a sweet is of course to chewit. Masticate properly.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Morrrrning Jim!

How's you today?

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over a year ago

"Good Morrrrning Jim!

How's you today?

Good eveningmorning, Gen! I'm not too bad, thanks. How are you doing?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Morning. I've been out drinking all day. Woke up on the sofa with my pizza

In bed now "

Use to love a bit of Pizza Hut Meat feast in the morning.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Morrrrning Jim!

How's you today?

Good eveningmorning, Gen! I'm not too bad, thanks. How are you doing?"

Not too good. I'd a fall on an icy road last Tuesday; nothing broken but have strained lower back muscles and tendons in hips. On hi strength pain relief meds, wake up every 4-6 hrs to shift position and stop muscle spasms which hurt so much.

Apart from that, am in peak condition!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Morrrrning Jim!

How's you today?

Good eveningmorning, Gen! I'm not too bad, thanks. How are you doing?

Apart from that, am in peak condition!

Oh no, get better soon.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Morrrrning Jim!

How's you today?

Good eveningmorning, Gen! I'm not too bad, thanks. How are you doing?

Apart from that, am in peak condition!

Oh no, get better soon."

I will do. Thank goodness too for Voltarol cream, it's fantastic and helps so much!

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