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"Flame me. "Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further! You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it! | |||
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"How is ours?  "Theres a good selection of photos of both of you, we do enjoy seeing males with things up their bums
Profile text a wee bit ranty but to the point so all in all a good effort.
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"Flame me.
Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!
You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it! "Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for. | |||
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"Ok let's see what we can improve "Fuck me! You guys are just missing a PollyDoux foursome in your pics and veris | |||
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"How is ours?
Theres a good selection of photos of both of you, we do enjoy seeing males with things up their bums
Profile text a wee bit ranty but to the point so all in all a good effort.
We would "More positive than i thought! Thanks we would too | |||
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"Go on... We're thick skinned "An ample array of pictures and hairstyles on this profile
Great to see the Nita not hogging all the limelight and the penis provider in a few shots too
Bit long in the text, I got bored and went back for a perv of your pics
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"Ok let's see what we can improve
Fuck me! You guys are just missing a PollyDoux foursome in your pics and veris "Agreed | |||
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"Give it your worst/best? " Pics! The background is important. Flaccid cocks don't do much for most of us, especially a grower not a shower. Consistent means the same over and over-is that really how you want your meets to be? And we don't need stats-this isn't a test. No one cares about that bdsm thing, it told me I was 100% sadistic though, maybe there's something in that | |||
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"Go ahead
FYI, can't do anything about the location "You're too far away for us to care about 
Stop being selfish with your friend only pictures though, I know what you've got back there | |||
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"Go on ladies, help a sister out "From a males perspective.... looks lovely. | |||
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"I dont have as nice nipples as the OP..thats all thats wrong with me "I don't agree. Your text is fine and your pics show off your skills but make it hard to know who you are or what you look like. Get Uncle J singing and I'll llike it more | |||
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"Flame me.
Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!
You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it!
Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for. "Totally like be the underwear choice. Specially when it’s teamed with a hairy chest. The pouting confuses me though x | |||
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"Go ahead
FYI, can't do anything about the location
You're too far away for us to care about
Stop being selfish with your friend only pictures though, I know what you've got back there "That's a bit harsh
Well I would make them public but I'm too far for anyone to care to view them | |||
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"Go on ladies, help a sister out "Your only fault is your straightness! Gorgeous teasing pics and straight to the point text. 10/10. X | |||
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"Go on then.. any advice gratefully received. " You come across as very polite and you have face pictures, uber brownie points I am yet to see much evidence of these '_icearms' though and a cock shot wouldn't go amiss
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"Flame me.
Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!
You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it!
Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for.
Totally like be the underwear choice. Specially when it’s teamed with a hairy chest. The pouting confuses me though x"I'll just be down at the bottom of the garden. Eating worms  | |||
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"Go on... We're thick skinned
An ample array of pictures and hairstyles on this profile
Great to see the Nita not hogging all the limelight and the penis provider in a few shots too
Bit long in the text, I got bored and went back for a perv of your pics
Sorry where was I..... "
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"Go on then *hides in the corner from the onslaught* "Nothing to change here you gorgeous creature Come out from that corner and gimme a cwtch | |||
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"Go on ladies, help a sister out
Your only fault is your straightness!
Gorgeous teasing pics and straight to the point text.
10/10. X"Aww you’re a darling! If only that was something I could change! You have posted some hot photos in the last few days | |||
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"Do your worse "Cake, kissing and that ass! Front of the queue you | |||
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"Go on then *hides in the corner from the onslaught*
Nothing to change here you gorgeous creature
Come out from that corner and gimme a cwtch "
*comes out of the corner and cwtch's you firmly* | |||
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"I’m here just to say hi to you two lovely ladies but go on, I can handle a roasting haha" Hello my sambuca buddy
You're off the market so nothing to sell
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"Give it your worst/best? Pics! The background is important. Flaccid cocks don't do much for most of us, especially a grower not a shower. Consistent means the same over and over-is that really how you want your meets to be? And we don't need stats-this isn't a test. No one cares about that bdsm thing, it told me I was 100% sadistic though, maybe there's something in that "Very true! Pictures what should I do? | |||
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"Go on then - how can I fix it?" You seem confused. Are you a polar bear? A snowman? A Dom? A supermarket shelf holding the sweetie selection? Your text verges on the edge of cringe at some points and like a CV in others. That said it clearly conveys how you see yourself and what you want. | |||
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"Go on then let the fun begin" You dont have a veri from me
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"This is great service you both have ever started... Go on then... Thanks xx" Nice pics but why are they fuzzy and why dont you have socks on with your shoes? You'll get athlete's foot. 
Your text is a bit long and repetative but shows what you are looking for.
Im not Irish though so I don't wanna meet, id want special treatment if I did. | |||
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"Go on then - how can I fix it? You seem confused. Are you a polar bear? A snowman? A Dom? A supermarket shelf holding the sweetie selection? Your text verges on the edge of cringe at some points and like a CV in others. That said it clearly conveys how you see yourself and what you want. " | |||
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"Yeah, please do!! Coals smouldering and ready for you to drag me over...." Your status made me do this
The promise of a free gift is clever marketing, although reading through to end is a big ask..... you can type for England
Some cracking pictures though | |||
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"This is great service you both have ever started... Go on then... Thanks xx Nice pics but why are they fuzzy and why dont you have socks on with your shoes? You'll get athlete's foot.
Your text is a bit long and repetative but shows what you are looking for.
Im not Irish though so I don't wanna meet, id want special treatment if I did. "Thanks and Points taken... But you may need to get your eyes tested, I am wearing my socks on...hehe | |||
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"My turn pleaseee "Nice pics but why were you wearing the elf pants in April?!? Your profile has all the right info but doesnt flow or convey personality. It reads a bit like a tick list. | |||
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"Me next please "That face 
Short and sweet text but theres really no need for multiple body type options, your pics show you clearly
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"My turn pleaseee
Nice pics but why were you wearing the elf pants in April?!?
Your profile has all the right info but doesnt flow or convey personality. It reads a bit like a tick list. "No idea why April that'l be changed thanks rubi | |||
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"Go on then hit me with it" It made me go hhhhhmmmmm..... Not bad but nothing too oomphy either. No glitz or glam on this profile. | |||
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"I'm in.... Be gentle with me....or not "You read like you're looking for someone special to share that cave with, this is a sex site don't you know
A good read and some very nice pictures, you sell yourself a bit short though and never admit to not having a huge penis, not until they're safety tied up in the cave anyway | |||
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"Do your worse
Cake, kissing and that ass!
Front of the queue you "How fabulous | |||
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"Me next please
That face
Short and sweet text but theres really no need for multiple body type options, your pics show you clearly
Couples profile you say?
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Do hate the term couples profile , think there needs a way to have a joint account with a fwb that's different to an actual couples | |||
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"Yeah, please do!! Coals smouldering and ready for you to drag me over.... Your status made me do this
The promise of a free gift is clever marketing, although reading through to end is a big ask..... you can type for England
Some cracking pictures though " I'll change status yesterday.
Thanks for the compliment, pics are there for those who don't want to read!
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"What about me ""I have pics" really?!?!
I literally looked at the first 10 and while they were very fun I didn't feel the need to look at more.
You can't accom-some people assume you are attached so maybe say why this is?
You say dont wink but surely thats better than nothing? Winking is my go to move cos im shy and not sure what to write, if I read that on your profile I wouldn't get in touch at all. | |||
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"I’m here just to say hi to you two lovely ladies but go on, I can handle a roasting haha Hello my sambuca buddy
You're off the market so nothing to sell
Shall we get d*unk? "Sounds like a plan | |||
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"Do me "Name a time and place..... oh wait
You describe yourself very well, a mountain of man you certainly are
Your honesty is good but could do without the fantasy section to be fair
Your pics are good, although they don't do you justice
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"Always looking for ways to improve "The background of your photo can be seen
Tidy up and imply you dont hang around in toilets. Also a flaccid penis is rarely twinge inducing.
Your text doesnt really say much about what you want it can offer. | |||
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"Go on then.. I've been wondering how to make my profile and little more substantial.. " The cartoon characters confuse me
Witty text, I really get a sense of your personality but its a wee bit long winded
The small print I couldn't be arsed to read if I'm honest though | |||
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"What about me
"I have pics" really?!?!
I literally looked at the first 10 and while they were very fun I didn't feel the need to look at more.
You can't accom-some people assume you are attached so maybe say why this is?
You say dont wink but surely thats better than nothing? Winking is my go to move cos im shy and not sure what to write, if I read that on your profile I wouldn't get in touch at all. "That’s cool, still don’t like people winking
Thanks Rubi you’re a star
Wishing everyone was as shy as you | |||
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"Hit me..." Say please
Short and sweet profile. Could do with more pics though, I like to see a bitAof body.
A profile pic always helps, that black shadow look is so last season.
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"Go on then, I can take it." Your pics are a good mix of well dressed gent and raging hard on horn dog
Your text is funny and flows well, it kept me entertained until the very end
Some great Jim-isms and an all round good profile | |||
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"Go on then, I can take it. Your pics are a good mix of well dressed gent and raging hard on horn dog
Your text is funny and flows well, it kept me entertained until the very end
Some great Jim-isms and an all round good profile "Ayyy. | |||
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"I'm in.... Be gentle with me....or not
You read like you're looking for someone special to share that cave with, this is a sex site don't you know
A good read and some very nice pictures, you sell yourself a bit short though and never admit to not having a huge penis, not until they're safety tied up in the cave anyway "It's a sex site.... think that must have passed me by .. 
FAF
Off to change it to read dong like a donkey... and see if that works
Btw... I've never done a rate my profile ever. Thank you | |||
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"Would love some honest feedback from a female perspective (be gentle ) xxx"A really well written profile, you come across as approachable but know what you want Your pictures are stunning, you have an amazing body The end paragraph is spot on. 10/10 | |||
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"Go on tear me a new one ladies" Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes. Your profile is long........ It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top. | |||
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"Go on tear me a new one ladies Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes. Your profile is long........ It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top. " What can I say I'm lazy | |||
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"Hit me... Say please
Short and sweet profile. Could do with more pics though, I like to see a bitAof body.
A profile pic always helps, that black shadow look is so last season.
Would you really meet someone who is 99?!?"Noted.... | |||
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"Girls... I'm calling on you to cast your critical eye over my profile and help me out.... I want LESS responses to my profile. My preferences are quite specific and my profile text should put off anyone who doesn't match them.... But it doesn't seem to be working! "I read your profile in your sexy Irish accent
This may not help deter the flurry of men wanting to bash down your doors
Errmm, tell them your a dude?!
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"Go on tear me a new one ladies Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes. Your profile is long........ It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top. What can I say I'm lazy "Thats not what Miss.Red says | |||
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"Errrrrrrr good evening "Well well well....look who we have here
The bulge is hidden-thats a good thing, us ladies like a surprise.
Your profile is concise and to the point but you are so much more than tea and biscuits and shouldn't be scared to show it. Your profile seems like youre trying to hide when you should be out there showing what a nice guy you are.
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"Go on tear me a new one ladies Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes. Your profile is long........ It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top. What can I say I'm lazy
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"I'm up for this.. fire away" A genuinely good profile A few more pics would be good though Realistic age range suggests you're not looking to fuck anything with a pulse
A good all rounder, Well done | |||
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"Errrrrrrr good evening
Well well well....look who we have here
The bulge is hidden-thats a good thing, us ladies like a surprise.
Your profile is concise and to the point but you are so much more than tea and biscuits and shouldn't be scared to show it. Your profile seems like youre trying to hide when you should be out there showing what a nice guy you are.
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"Hello to.the dilly sisters pooch and I would like to know where we are going blisfily wrong lol "Your pictures make me smile
A lovely well written profile, I feel like a friend by the end of reading it
A tad long but you we know how you like a ramble
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"Hit me with it "Nice teasing pics that show you off perfectly. Id say the text is maybe a bit too picky at the start but if you are 100% sure of what you like and don't then go for it! | |||
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"Hello to.the dilly sisters pooch and I would like to know where we are going blisfily wrong lol
Your pictures make me smile
A lovely well written profile, I feel like a friend by the end of reading it
A tad long but you we know how you like a ramble
A jolly slendid effort dear chap " | |||
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"Go on then mi hearties " You just won the award for profile of the night
Some public pics would be nice though. | |||
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"I'm up for this.. fire away A genuinely good profile A few more pics would be good though Realistic age range suggests you're not looking to fuck anything with a pulse
A good all rounder, Well done "Ahh better than I imagined! Much appreciated ya filthy animals | |||
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"Go on then mi hearties You just won the award for profile of the night
Some public pics would be nice though. "One or two gone public but plenty available on request | |||
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"You're welcome to tear mine to shreads " Those pics
More from different angles would be nice though.
Your text is a piss take-im not even gonna start! Put some effort in!
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"go on then, tell me how I get the one that got away... "He must be mad! Some really sexy photos, Feel free to send that face my way Your text is long but its well written and describes what you're here for perfectly Grammer and punctuation on point | |||
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"You're welcome to tear mine to shreads " As are you | |||
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"Interested to see how we come Across to others on our profile " Great pics-especially nice to see both parts of a couple! Id say the bit at the start of your profile isn't needed. People will be nosy or make assumptions about your personal circumstances. The only thing I would change is the talking in third person, its probably just my personal preference but I like to read a profile like you're talking to me and telling me about yourself, like a first step in a friendship? | |||
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"Tin hats and thick skins at the ready, let us have it "Good pics but a few more of him or you both together would be good. Your text reads as nice and friendly but personally I would assume that cleanliness and hygiene dont need to be pointed out. If someone doesnt know they are essential then your reminder is unlikely to push them to being up to standard. | |||
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"Ok polly give it to me "Nice range of pics but the beer one is weird?! Im not sure what that bit at the start of your profile is and the colons and question marks make it impossible to read? | |||
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"Tin hats and thick skins at the ready, let us have it
Good pics but a few more of him or you both together would be good.
Your text reads as nice and friendly but personally I would assume that cleanliness and hygiene dont need to be pointed out. If someone doesnt know they are essential then your reminder is unlikely to push them to being up to standard. "I know, think I’ll have to tie him down to get more pics of him | |||
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"Constructive criticism never goes a miss "Nice pics. Are you 23 or 24? Your profile doesnt say much. If youre looking for kinks theres maybe a better site out there? I did laugh at your assumption you would get messages let alone those with no effort. Did you not hear the guys have to do all the work around here? A bit more about what you want and can offer would be good x | |||
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"I'm quite happy with my profile but constructive criticism is always welcome. X" Im happy with it too! Great pics that show personality. Good clear text A+ | |||
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"Ok polly give it to me
Nice range of pics but the beer one is weird?!
Im not sure what that bit at the start of your profile is and the colons and question marks make it impossible to read? "Thanks the colons and question makes are supposed to look like a confused face lol its all written in humour.because i dont take life to serious | |||
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"Fuck it. Does my bum look big in this? "It looks perfectly peachy
I love your profile gorgeous lady, your pics are stunning.
Honest and real, you're awesome x | |||
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"Do your worst ladies "Great pics! Gorgeous
Profile is maybe a bit long winded and ranty but it clearly states what you do and dont want! | |||
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"Should be interesting, count me in. " 10/10 A* Perfect | |||
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"My profile got me what I want, so I guess it doesn't suck
And you can't review coz you're biased
Do it anyway "What the hell are those photos?!? Does sloth know you took pics?!? Your attempt at wit is cringeworthy at best. You must've met your lady at a low point if she was impressed by that. You may be taken by affection for this woman but I bet she bends you over and "takes" you regularly too. I can tell im gonna have to have words with this girl and remind her how much she loves me. Sorry darling, I got her first. | |||
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"Fuck it. Does my bum look big in this?
It looks perfectly peachy
I love your profile gorgeous lady, your pics are stunning.
Honest and real, you're awesome x"Aw. Cheers chick. Merry Decemburary | |||
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"I'm quite happy with my profile but constructive criticism is always welcome. X Im happy with it too! Great pics that show personality. Good clear text A+" I'm teachers pet. | |||
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"Should be interesting, count me in. 10/10 A* Perfect ", you're always so nice to me. Makes me curious of what you're after!? | |||
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"Do me, do me please "Face pics
Good text
Understand how fab works
Very well done Sir | |||
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"Bring it on!!!! "Your cute as a button but are you straight or 'fab straight' 'Average'? We've seen your pecker
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"How is mine" Sky remote
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"Let me have it......" You seem to be selling yourself as a penis not a person? Some people are into big ones, most people are into personality. Most women find action shots on a single profile off putting, I dont wanna see what you had for breakfast if im gonna be lunch. I want that stuff fully digested and space made for me. Text is clear and precise but too cock focused-the diagram thing is weird. | |||
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"Bring it on!!!!
Your cute as a button but are you straight or 'fab straight'
'Average'? We've seen your pecker
Nice tatts "More tats since the last time. Unfortunately the cock is still the same... not grown or shrunk
And as for the straight or not question.... who knows... my many fantasies may come true one day | |||
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"Ohhh I would love some feedback.. I think.. "Hello my lovely little princess
Great teasing pics.
Id maybe suggest a wee bit more about what you're looking for in your text-you say you wont lower your standards but dont say what those are x | |||
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been a while since I updated things x | |||
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"Go on then. Rip mine." Nice pics. Im not sure im looking for a man who talks about himself all day? I dont know why your pets are relevant either? Your profile is nice but a bit wishy washy. Its very i like that but I like that too ..I dont like that but nevermind .. | |||
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"Yes please ladies been a while since I updated things x"I like it. Nice clear text, it comes across as chatty and fun. The only thing id suggest is a profile pic so we can see who you are (or part of you anyway!) | |||
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"Yes please ladies been a while since I updated things x
I like it. Nice clear text, it comes across as chatty and fun.
The only thing id suggest is a profile pic so we can see who you are (or part of you anyway!) "Thank you | |||
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"We don’t mind a little constructive criticism "Great text. Comes across as well thought out and clear on what you want. Id say a few more pics of him wouldn't go amiss, I did a fair bit of scrolling before he "popped up" | |||
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"Go on then." Nice mix of fun and naughty pics. Why does it say update at the top of your profile?! The text is good and portrays you well. The quotes at the bottom are a bit odd though. | |||
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"Tell us what we’ve done wrong too! "A nice mix of pics but they could be clearer and more recent. Your text is good but a bit confusing over the sub/Dom/sub girl bit. Im not sure what you're looking for there? The quoting of an old veri is odd. For all we know you might've written it yourself? | |||
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"We don’t mind a little constructive criticism
Great text. Comes across as well thought out and clear on what you want.
Id say a few more pics of him wouldn't go amiss, I did a fair bit of scrolling before he "popped up"" thanks.....we are on it | |||
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"Go on then know it has problems" You have no public profiles so I can't judge those. Your text is repetitive and has no flow. Splitting it into paragraphs instead of one long block of text would help. | |||
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"Go on then know it has problems You have no public profiles so I can't judge those. Your text is repetitive and has no flow. Splitting it into paragraphs instead of one long block of text would help. " Thank you will do that | |||
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"Tell us what we’ve done wrong too!
A nice mix of pics but they could be clearer and more recent.
Your text is good but a bit confusing over the sub/Dom/sub girl bit. Im not sure what you're looking for there?
The quoting of an old veri is odd. For all we know you might've written it yourself? "Hmm, good point, that was from a while ago when we didn’t have any other veris. Time for a change. Thanks! | |||
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"Hi can you do mine
Thanks "Your pics dont really show a lot and while your text is clear it reads like bullet points rather than reflecting personality. | |||
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"Go on then. Rip mine. Nice pics. Im not sure im looking for a man who talks about himself all day? I dont know why your pets are relevant either? Your profile is nice but a bit wishy washy. Its very i like that but I like that too ..I dont like that but nevermind .. " The first paragraph I thought was obviously jokey lol. It was actually written by 3some queen on a thread bet. I liked it so kept it. Noted re the rest. I will have a see what I can improve. Ta. | |||
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"Hi can you do mine
Thanks
Your pics dont really show a lot and while your text is clear it reads like bullet points rather than reflecting personality. "Thanks for your feedback | |||
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"Do me, do me please
Face pics
Good text
Understand how fab works
Very well done Sir "Why thank you pollyanna
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"Do me, do me please
Face pics
Good text
Understand how fab works
Very well done Sir
Why thank you pollyanna
Gold star for me "And definetly spank (after biting!!!) | |||
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"Go on tear me a new one ladies Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes. Your profile is long........ It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top. What can I say I'm lazy
Thats not what Miss.Red says
Don't believe a word she says, unless it's good."It's always good! | |||
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"Do your worst ladies
Great pics! Gorgeous
Profile is maybe a bit long winded and ranty but it clearly states what you do and dont want! "Thank you I know it’s ranty, I love a good moan | |||
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"Yes, go on OP....Give it to me "Those pics wow!!
Profile is perfect. Says exactly what you want and can offer, I like the spelling it out for the non-readers too. | |||
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"Defo give me a review" Your status-cringe!! Public toilet selfies are a no no! Your text doesn't say much yet alienates a few. Most women don't want to be someone's fantasy, they want to meet ontheir own merit. | |||
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"Successfully sucking since 2016. .
I'm in. "Its just a bit nicey nicey. Theres no real selling. Its like you're asking not telling. | |||
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"Go on we can take it "Where is he?! More man pics or even better-pics of you both. Your text is good and explains who you are. X | |||
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"Go on we can take it
Where is he?! More man pics or even better-pics of you both.
Your text is good and explains who you are. X"Noted and working on it thank you | |||
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"Successfully sucking since 2016. .
I'm in.
Its just a bit nicey nicey. Theres no real selling. Its like you're asking not telling. "Sounds like my verifications too. | |||
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"Do us please "No laziness in this profile at least! Looks good to me, maybe a few more pics of you together would be good but otherwise top marks | |||
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"Lets end the ranty threads, post in here. We'll tell you why your profile sucks "All I heard there was “sucks” and your profile picture
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