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By *icegentglos OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Are foxes shitting outside my back door? Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's warmer than in the middle of the lawn

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I presume you're referring to the animal and not the slang term for a sexy lady?!

If the latter you might have to ask them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they didn't want to shit on their own doorstep

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't know but if you pee in a sort of exclusion zone shape outside your door it should stop them because you'll mark it as your territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they didn't want to shit on their own doorstep

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't know but if you pee in a sort of exclusion zone shape outside your door it should stop them because you'll mark it as your territory."

Would you use some kind of squeezy bottle? Or get your cock out and pee in a semi-circle?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Are foxes shitting outside my back door? Any suggestions? "

Did anyone else read that and think back door as in arse?

On a more serious note - pee outside your back door. The scent will put the foxes off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Get a dog or borrow one to mark in your garden..

just make sure the fox hasn't shit lest the dog roll in it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could pop round, dying for a pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps someone else has fed them elsewhere and they think you might?

foxes are everywhere really now..I'd rather feed them than have them go through rubbish bags etc

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"perhaps someone else has fed them elsewhere and they think you might?

foxes are everywhere really now..I'd rather feed them than have them go through rubbish bags etc"

What you feed them your popcorn! Shocking

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Don't know but if you pee in a sort of exclusion zone shape outside your door it should stop them because you'll mark it as your territory.

Would you use some kind of squeezy bottle? Or get your cock out and pee in a semi-circle?

Whichever is easiest. I don't have a cock of my own so I'd opt for the squeezy bottle

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By *icegentglos OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

No on the patio not yourself gssss

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

The other suggestion is ask your nearest zoo for lion poo. Whichever is easiest for you really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

Make sure you give your hips a good swing and spray it about a bit. Like a fireman

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

It is a well known remedy for foxes.

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By *icegentglos OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ok it’s done. I’ll report back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

Tough choice. Your patios will stink of fox shit or piss!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl

Make sure you give your hips a good swing and spray it about a bit. Like a fireman "

..is there any other way?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can’t believe I’m considering peeing on my patio ..... pmsl "

If you end up in the cop shop for exposure pls don’t blame the advice from a set of swingers. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they eat your chickens OP

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By *icegentglos OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Well no new deposits this morning..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no new deposits this morning.. "

Thats the power of Fab

Right there

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I don't remember the Annie Lennox song going like this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas gifts "

Honestly? It's a shite gift.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They are marking their territory.

I know you think it's your house but they don't tend to worry about laws n boundaries.

Scrub your step , spray nightly with repellent. ( cat repellent is good )

Spray your borders too.

Some say water your borders with your own pee...

NEVER leave food anywhere.

Sit up all night with a rifle with a silencer attached.

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