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"I'll send Alice Winger along to be one of the ugly sisters "I'll be the other! | |||
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"I'll send Alice Winger along to be one of the ugly sisters
I'll be the other!"your too pretty you can be snow white living with 7 hunks | |||
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"I'll send Alice Winger along to be one of the ugly sisters
I'll be the other!your too pretty you can be snow white living with 7 hunks"Ok that sounds better,ta  | |||
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"Voddy Prince Charming Samiss Sinderella PlayD8 Sleeping Beauty Dash Jack Babs Jill Ignite Snow white MD Jack an the bigstalk Cosmos Little red riding hood we need 7 hunks" hine the grinch | |||
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"Voddy Prince Charming Samiss Sinderella PlayD8 Sleeping Beauty Dash Jack Babs Jill Ignite Snow white MD Jack an the bigstalk Cosmos Little red riding hood we need 7 hunkshine the grinch" Oh no he's not!!! | |||
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"Voddy Prince Charming Samiss Sinderella PlayD8 Sleeping Beauty Dash Jack Babs Jill Ignite Snow white MD Jack an the bigstalk Cosmos Little red riding hood we need 7 hunkshine the grinch Oh no he's not!!! "oh yes he is | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning" Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have!" phew thought you were gonna say cock then | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have!phew thought you were gonna say cock then" I'm too pure for that  | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have!phew thought you were gonna say cock then I'm too pure for that "choking cough | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed! "Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose  | |||
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"I'll send Alice Winger along to be one of the ugly sisters "Is she ugly though? | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have!" Nice christmassy avatar | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar "pssst sami something has slipped | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar pssst sami something has slipped "What?...  | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar pssst sami something has slipped
What?..." fiver | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar pssst sami something has slipped
What?... fiver "Oops...Oh dear! | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!  | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling... "You said hunk
Miscast me thinks | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar pssst sami something has slipped
What?... fiver
Oops...Oh dear! "passes sami a lemon drizzle gin | |||
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"Voddy Prince Charming Samiss Sinderella PlayD8 Sleeping Beauty Dash Jack Babs Jill Ignite Snow white MD Jack an the bigstalk Cosmos Little red riding hood we need 7 hunkshine the grinch Oh no he's not!!! oh yes he is "Oh no I'm not | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! "Come on luv, you can't have it all ways, make your mind up | |||
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"Voddy Prince Charming Samiss Sinderella PlayD8 Sleeping Beauty Dash Jack Babs Jill Ignite Snow white MD Jack an the bigstalk Cosmos Little red riding hood we need 7 hunkshine the grinch Oh no he's not!!! oh yes he is
Oh no I'm not "Oh no you're not! | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks "You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Come on luv, you can't have it all ways, make your mind up "Ummm... Can I not have a secret sippy cup? Long straw off to one side? C'mon peeps.... If nobody kisses me awake I could die of thirst you know!!!! | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! "mmmmmm a purty hunk | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Come on luv, you can't have it all ways, make your mind up
Ummm... Can I not have a secret sippy cup? Long straw off to one side? C'mon peeps.... If nobody kisses me awake I could die of thirst you know!!!! "there will be a hidden bottle and you better have one of sami s fiver pads just in case | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk"Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat "but you have a jumbo sausage | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Come on luv, you can't have it all ways, make your mind up
Ummm... Can I not have a secret sippy cup? Long straw off to one side? C'mon peeps.... If nobody kisses me awake I could die of thirst you know!!!! "You can have a bit of water in a Sippy cup | |||
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"right you lot get auditioning Oh grandma, what big....um....eyes you have! Nice christmassy avatar pssst sami something has slipped
What?... fiver
Oops...Oh dear! passes sami a lemon drizzle gin"Mmm..thank you | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Come on luv, you can't have it all ways, make your mind up
Ummm... Can I not have a secret sippy cup? Long straw off to one side? C'mon peeps.... If nobody kisses me awake I could die of thirst you know!!!! there will be a hidden bottle and you better have one of sami s fiver pads just in case"Got some spare Voddy  | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat but you have a jumbo sausage "With gravy
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"Anything for vertically challenged lol I'm only 5 3 " ooooo same as me young man | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat but you have a jumbo sausage
With gravy
Well I hope you weren't expecting subtlety "onion gravy ? | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! "and you do have a song to sing | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing "What we gotta do singing as well? as well | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat "Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish.... | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish.... "Well maybe a little nibble then | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well "I'm singing??? you do actually want people to come to the panto don't you? | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well "yours is like a virgin | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well
I'm singing??? you do actually want people to come to the panto don't you? "yours is im having a gangbang | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then "Nom nom nom  | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well
I'm singing??? you do actually want people to come to the panto don't you? "its free entry they have to pay to get out | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well
I'm singing??? you do actually want people to come to the panto don't you? yours is im having a gangbang"Oh sweet Jesus loooooool | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well yours is like a virgin"Not for long | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then "Room for one more? | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well yours is like a virgin"Haha, very apt! | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well yours is like a virgin
Not for long "Hope that's an offer | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then
Room for one more? "I think you can squeeze me in somewhere | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well yours is like a virgin
Not for long
Hope that's an offer " | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then
Room for one more?
I think you can squeeze me in somewhere "passes the sexy hine some spinach | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then
Room for one more?
I think you can squeeze me in somewhere passes the sexy hine some spinach" | |||
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"I think I got the jammiest role... No lines to remember.... I just lie there and wait to be kissed!
Yeah but, you won't get no lattes or anything, coz you're supposed to be comatose
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! and you do have a song to sing
What we gotta do singing as well? as well yours is like a virgin
Not for long
Hope that's an offer "Sorry Vod | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat
Shame... I'm feeling rather peckish....
Well maybe a little nibble then
Room for one more?
I think you can squeeze me in somewhere passes the sexy hine some spinach"He'll need it !  | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow" To trade for magic beans? | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow To trade for magic beans?" yeah for magic blue pills | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow" Got any fields near you? | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow Got any fields near you? "loads but there building houses on em | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow To trade for magic beans?yeah for magic blue pills" Lmfaoooo!!!! | |||
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"damm just thought we need a fecken cow Got any fields near you? loads but there building houses on em"Tut...typical..no cows there then! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here! "Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing. Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one? | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one? "Good morning luvvies!! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one? "Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Good morning luvvies!! "Morning Play! Are you keeping warm? | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! "Splendid, shall we have a Jersey or a Fresian? | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! "sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes!
Splendid, shall we have a Jersey or a Fresian? "id say one of each | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes!
Splendid, shall we have a Jersey or a Fresian? "If you chat farmer Giles up, maybe we could borrow one of each! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky"Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Good morning luvvies!!
Morning Play! Are you keeping warm? "Snug as a bug! all I'm missing is a handsome devil to bring me my morning coffee | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies "Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!! "Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor | |||
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Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
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Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor "might not be just his tractor | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor might not be just his tractor "Don't worry Voddy, I'll keep an eye on them | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor might not be just his tractor
Don't worry Voddy, I'll keep an eye on them "But who'll keep an eye on you?? | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor might not be just his tractor
Don't worry Voddy, I'll keep an eye on them
But who'll keep an eye on you?? "The farmer! | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor might not be just his tractor
Don't worry Voddy, I'll keep an eye on them
But who'll keep an eye on you?? "Oh goody, a girlie outing. If we ask Giles nicely he might let us roll down his haystack. | |||
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"Good morning fellow thespians! Foggy and frosty here!
Good morning, my dear. I've just caught up with proceedings and I may need to borrow a fiver due to laughing.
Anyway, farmer Giles lives down the road and he has very special acting cows. Shall I see if I can borrow one?
Morning lovely, got plenty of fivers, if you need them. Yeah go and have a chat with the farmer. We could maybe use it for our milk in our instant coffee and lattes! sami you had better go with cosmos just in case the farmer and his lads are frisky
Ooh, I'm there! I'll just get me wellies
Can I come too? Have wellies... Will travel!!
Yes, of course, the more the merrier We might even get a ride on his tractor might not be just his tractor
Don't worry Voddy, I'll keep an eye on them
But who'll keep an eye on you??
Oh goody, a girlie outing. If we ask Giles nicely he might let us roll down his haystack.
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We could leave them to lure the white mice for Cinderellas coach. "Oh nice As long as they don't bring any dirty rats in though! | |||
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Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders? "So I will need a broom from the wicked witch....so it could take some time!..... | |||
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"Oooo-errr... Better get this place ship-shape.... "Ffs sake play....where's the rest of the feckers...have you seen the fecking state of the place! Fecking crumbs all over the place...feck me there's a fecking white mouse and look at the size of them fecking rats...and ffs what's all these golden little beads on the floor.....SINDERS get over here with the fecking brush ffs  | |||
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"Sorry Mistress.... I was errrrmmm rehearsing my role for the Panto.... Can't really do much cleaning lying down you know...
Aw bugger...I'll have to go through the other threads to add to the cast play...and turn that fecking Daniel O'Donnell music down ffs "That's not Daniel O'Donnell you feckin philistine.... Its Crystal Swing.... | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really"I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White? | |||
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"I'm prodding Hine out of his man cave to audition right now.... I hear he's good with a club and some hair pulling...
You said hunk
Miscast me thinks
You don't need to think sweetie... You just look real purty!! mmmmmm a purty hunk
Oi I'm not just a piece of meat
Errr... I'm not even a piece of meat but you have a jumbo sausage "You and your fecking German sausages ffs | |||
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Mods...he loves me really
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White? "ive found a preist for when sinders and snow white marry | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White? "How the feck did she get that part? Last time I looked she was speedy Gonzalos...she can run like feck ffs | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
How the feck did she get that part?
Last time I looked she was speedy Gonzalos...she can run like feck ffs "I've lost track of who's playing who | |||
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"Puts another daniel cd on and turns it up ile have you know i was cleaning this shitehole up till i was watching him live in brighton tonight not my fecken fault others have made a mess again" Calm down ccalm downn _oddy ffs I know you worked hard but it's Cinderellas job to do the cleaning....mind you them fecking beads...I've just slipped on the feckers again ffs | |||
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I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions "Do tell | |||
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Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White? ive found a preist for when sinders and snow white marry"Oh is sinders only fab straight then? | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
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Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
How the feck did she get that part?
Last time I looked she was speedy Gonzalos...she can run like feck ffs
I've lost track of who's playing who "I've lost the fecking plot | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
How the feck did she get that part?
Last time I looked she was speedy Gonzalos...she can run like feck ffs
I've lost track of who's playing who
I've lost the fecking plot "No kidding | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?"were having hunks for the gangbang pink | |||
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"Can i play the handsome hero? Feck off I've seen you
Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?"There's sleepy and dopey....cant remember the rest though | |||
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"Can i play the handsome hero? Feck off I've seen you
Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
How the feck did she get that part?
Last time I looked she was speedy Gonzalos...she can run like feck ffs
I've lost track of who's playing who
I've lost the fecking plot
No kidding "You try trawling through them threads of madness and try and put a panto together ffs | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?were having hunks for the gangbang pink"Some tell dash no if I'm on the bog when he comes back | |||
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"oops forgot to add father brian darcey the priest" Lmfaoooooo.... There goes my tea again!!!! | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders? "Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet | |||
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Where the sweeping brush ffs...and no I haven't got it"Some bloke on a donkey went off with it, I ran after him, but couldn't catch him, he dash....ed off! | |||
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Where the sweeping brush ffs...and no I haven't got it
Some bloke on a donkey went off with it, I ran after him, but couldn't catch him, he dash....ed off! "Is he jousting with it??? | |||
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Barrys? "Of course!!! | |||
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Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet "I've just knocked you one up | |||
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Where the sweeping brush ffs...and no I haven't got it
Some bloke on a donkey went off with it, I ran after him, but couldn't catch him, he dash....ed off!
Is he jousting with it??? "Yes he was, against some bloke on a Jersey cow! | |||
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Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up "That was convenient, wasn't it? | |||
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Where the sweeping brush ffs...and no I haven't got it
Some bloke on a donkey went off with it, I ran after him, but couldn't catch him, he dash....ed off!
Is he jousting with it??? "Nah if it's not nailed down that fecker will have it...he's like a fecking magpie ffs | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? "imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown | |||
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"Can i play the handsome hero? Feck off I've seen you
Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?were having hunks for the gangbang pink"Say what? Have you recruited the cast of Dick Whittington by any chance? | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown"As long as its not one of 7 fathers | |||
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Errrrrrrrr never mind that, beast? Swing, I think there could be a problem with that casting. He’s my Prince Charming "beauty got her beast though and they lived happily ever after | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown"Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again | |||
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"Can i play the handsome hero? Feck off I've seen you
Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?were having hunks for the gangbang pink
Say what? Have you recruited the cast of Dick Whittington by any chance? "its 20 past 10 and still no sign of dick | |||
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Errrrrrrrr never mind that, beast? Swing, I think there could be a problem with that casting. He’s my Prince Charming beauty got her beast though and they lived happily ever after"I don’t suit yellow and I hate roses | |||
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Errrrrrrrr never mind that, beast? Swing, I think there could be a problem with that casting. He’s my Prince Charming beauty got her beast though and they lived happily ever after
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?were having hunks for the gangbang pink
Say what? Have you recruited the cast of Dick Whittington by any chance? its 20 past 10 and still no sign of dick"I've got one here....honest | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again "Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him | |||
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Errrrrrrrr never mind that, beast? Swing, I think there could be a problem with that casting. He’s my Prince Charming beauty got her beast though and they lived happily ever after
I don’t suit yellow and I hate roses
I’m such a diva "Aw feck it I'll nip across and give the lounge a bump....I've already given _amiss one | |||
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Oooooh your back are you t**t fa**
Mods...he loves me really
I think we're still missing a few dwarves for Snow White?
Oh I could make a few suggestions
Do tell
Which ones are missing?were having hunks for the gangbang pink
Say what? Have you recruited the cast of Dick Whittington by any chance? its 20 past 10 and still no sign of dick
I've got one here....honest "So it was true along!.... | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him "Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffs | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him "I closed my eyes, Drew back the curtain, To see for certain, What I thought I knew. Far, far away Someone was weeping, But the world was sleeping, Any dream will do I wore my coat (I wore my coat) With golden lining, (ahah) Bright colours shining, (ahah) Wonderful and new, And in the east, (and in the east) The dawn was breaking, (ahah) And the world was waking, (ahah) Any dream will do. A crash of drums, A flash of light, My golden coat, Flew out of sight, Colours faded into darkness, I was left alone. May I return, (may I return) To the beginning, (ahah) The light is dimming, (ahah) And the dream is too. | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffs"farmer giles is lending one | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffs"Better be quick | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffs"I think we did | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one"Ah yeah I forgot cosmos got that sorted...phew..thank feck for that | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one"Speaking of farmer Giles...where's Play gone now? | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one
Ah yeah I forgot cosmos got that sorted...phew..thank feck for that "and play and sami they errr got round him | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one
Speaking of farmer Giles...where's Play gone now? "the barn | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him I closed my eyes,
Drew back the curtain,
To see for certain,
What I thought I knew.
Far, far away
Someone was weeping,
But the world was sleeping,
Any dream will do
I wore my coat
(I wore my coat)
With golden lining,
(ahah)
Bright colours shining,
(ahah)
Wonderful and new,
And in the east,
(and in the east)
The dawn was breaking,
(ahah)
And the world was waking,
(ahah)
Any dream will do.
A crash of drums,
A flash of light,
My golden coat,
Flew out of sight,
Colours faded into darkness,
I was left alone.
May I return,
(may I return)
To the beginning,
(ahah)
The light is dimming,
(ahah)
And the dream is too.
"Hey you want to hear me singing that....I'd give schofield a run for the money on that | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one
Ah yeah I forgot cosmos got that sorted...phew..thank feck for that and play and sami they errr got round him"Like taking candy from a baby, he even gave us a ride on his big tractor | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry "salmon encroute salad and spuds do you | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry "Nah the white mice and rats ate my parmos ffs | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one
Speaking of farmer Giles...where's Play gone now? the barn "You just can't drag her away, she'll have all straw in her hair again! | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry
Nah the white mice and rats ate my parmos ffs"Sods! | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry salmon encroute salad and spuds do you"Oh that sounds wonderful | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry salmon encroute salad and spuds do you
Oh that sounds wonderful "Your turn to catch the salmon, Pink! | |||
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"Guys, try and keep the place tidy today, otherwise someone will have a right snot on! Who's sweeping up those cake crumbs?
Umm.. If we're being true to Panto... Shouldn't it be Cinders?
Actually, I don't have my equity card yet, so I can't play cinders yet
I've just knocked you one up
That was convenient, wasn't it? imforms the CSA sinders is preggers father unknown
Aw ffs she's trying it on ...for playing the virgin Mary again
Yeah, but I gotta go and pay my taxes and someone's run off with the fecking donkey, so I've got to go by cow! Joseph's got a right gob on because there's not enough room on it for him
Oh feck we haven't cast the cow yet ffsfarmer giles is lending one
Speaking of farmer Giles...where's Play gone now? the barn
You just can't drag her away, she'll have all straw in her hair again! "Dirty girl...another fecker sliding down his haystack | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry salmon encroute salad and spuds do you
Oh that sounds wonderful
Your turn to catch the salmon, Pink! "It's fecking catching...I spit my latte out there | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry salmon encroute salad and spuds do you
Oh that sounds wonderful
Your turn to catch the salmon, Pink! "It's fecking catching...I spit my latte out there | |||
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"Are there any refreshments this evening? I’m hungry salmon encroute salad and spuds do you
Oh that sounds wonderful "Your turn to catch the salmon, Pink!
Your turn to start the new one Mistress, as you've been skiving! | |||
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