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By *elsh_lass74 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

First I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on ...

But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a french fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!

Go on now, go! Walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches and then turn up with 4!

Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find out! Don't you know we are only joking when we say size don't count?

I will survive as long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Excellent.... standing ovation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bravo and how very true, it's Alan here by the way but I'm sure Eleri will love this .......when she gets off the phone that is!!!! xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl, very good,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great remix.

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Bloody brilliant m8!! xx

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Guess what song we will all be singing along to today

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By *elsh_lass74 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Glad you all liked it!!!

It made me smile anyway!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl loved it what a great start to the day someone making you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just hoping that I don't hear the original on the radio anywhere today.....how would I explain the big smile that would suddenly appear as I remember the "alternative" version??

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