FabSwingers.com forum: Cheese Off!!

By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

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So having decided to forego a night on my tiptoes trying to catch the barman's attention from under taller folks' armpits, I'm enjoying a glass of port and a rather lush cheese board at home by the fire

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"So having decided to forego a night on my tiptoes trying to catch the barman's attention from under taller folks' armpits, I'm enjoying a glass of port and a rather lush cheese board at home by the fire

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

Now you're talking! In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, In

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Someone say cheese...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

Now you're talking! In! "

Hey there Muffins!

Cheesy pic sent

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Go on then

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Good game, yes please

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh yes, In

Sent... Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eee dam...I'm in

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Someone say cheese..."

The smell draw you out of your cave???

Pic on its way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i play please.........

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Pic sent to all.... Before I demolish the lot

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Pic sent to all.... Before I demolish the lot

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what's the prize for correct answers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. Love a bit of cheese related trivia on a Friday evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red grapes , white grapes , cracker/ biscuit selection , brie, stilton ,

and i dont know anymore

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I bet I got them all wrong... I want cheese now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

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idi amin

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"red grapes , white grapes , cracker/ biscuit selection , brie, stilton ,

and i dont know anymore "

Oh I replied to the OP, what should we do?

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I bet you've got squeezy cheese and cheese triangles really.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Pic sent to all.... Before I demolish the lot

what's the prize for correct answers?

Cheese master bragging rights?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Pic sent to all.... Before I demolish the lot

what's the prize for correct answers?

Cheese master bragging rights?

I won't win that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I’ll play

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"red grapes , white grapes , cracker/ biscuit selection , brie, stilton ,

and i dont know anymore "

Well... At least you knew what the grapes and crackers were...

keep trying on the cheese!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Go on, I'm in

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I bet I got them all wrong... I want cheese now

One person has got 3 right so far.... And no sweetie... It wasn't you

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I bet you've got squeezy cheese and cheese triangles really."

Laughing cow, a babybel, easi singles and cheese strings... Squeezy cheese is for company silly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

Send me cheese!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I’m in!

Send me cheese!"

Its on its way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love cheese but can't say I look at it for very long.. Go on I'm in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s bloody hard...!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Well the last one has got me, and now she's gone off line. No doubt post cheesegasm. Slumped grinning on the settee.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Well the last one has got me, and now she's gone off line. No doubt post cheesegasm. Slumped grinning on the settee.

Nope... Just toddled off to refill my port glass

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Its actually been great fun chatting and swapping cheese recommends while doing this! And I've learned some very surprising facts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh I got one! Close with a couple others.

They seem to be smelly/strong ones so not ones I'm familiar with.

But guys you gotta get hold of y fenni which has wholegrain mustard in, no imitations will do as it's made in abergavenni, and wensleydale with caremalised onion's..omfg I'm in heaven with those! I'm drooling!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Love cheese and biscuits !

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Love cheese and biscuits !"

Me too... And I've put a fair dent in my cheese selection tonight!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"Love cheese and biscuits !

Me too... And I've put a fair dent in my cheese selection tonight!

I’m known to my

Friends as the Cheese n biscuit lady !

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Love cheese and biscuits !

Me too... And I've put a fair dent in my cheese selection tonight!

I’m known to my

Friends as the Cheese n biscuit lady !

One of my friends simply calls me Crackers.... Not sure its anything to do with cheese though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s bloody hard...!"

I’ve heard that before...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Well done to Almostthere for (finally) cracking that last one! The only person to correctly guess all 4 cheeses so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Am I too late?"

Nope... Pic on its way!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Can I play 'guess the cheese' game too, please?

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

I'm in

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Can I see the cheeses !?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Can I play 'guess the cheese' game too, please?

How could I deny you Sister Lisa...?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm in

Tried messaging you but I'm blocked...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can I play 'guess the cheese' game too, please?

How could I deny you Sister Lisa...?

Thank you x

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Can I see the cheeses !?"

Its not often someone asks me that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I see the cheeses !?

Its not often someone asks me that...

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I tried and failed damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese makes your fingers smell

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

3/4 and a partial hit on number 4.

Is it wrong to eat cheese for breakfast?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Can I see the cheeses !?

Its not often someone asks me that...

I tried and failed damnit

There'll be a Round 2 next weekend lol... Try again!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Cheese makes your fingers smell

There are worse smells!!!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"3/4 and a partial hit on number 4.

Is it wrong to eat cheese for breakfast?

You're the star of our new Cheese of the Week Club!

Go on... Cheese it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese off to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this game. This should be a weekly thing. Cheese club.

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a bit cheesed off with this thread....

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Cheese off to you too

Don't worry... I won't 'single' you out

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm a bit cheesed off with this thread....

Don't brie leave you...

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm a bit cheesed off with this thread....

Don't brie leave you...

You Gouda believe me!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tickler me pink that sounded like a good game.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Tickler me pink that sounded like a good game. "

You can still take part... Cheese is forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When do we find out what the cheeses were? You could say what they were on next week's thread if you do it again? Was a good game but I bet the ops fingers are now like stumps! Better wait a week to do it again! Lol

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"When do we find out what the cheeses were? You could say what they were on next week's thread if you do it again? Was a good game but I bet the ops fingers are now like stumps! Better wait a week to do it again! Lol

It was a surprisingly fun challenge!

I got to chat to lots of people and learn some really cool.things about them... And cheese!

I will do it again next Friday...

If anyone wants the answers for this week I'll tell them in pm... And also give you this week's top cheese recommend so everyone can try it before next week!

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Fancy having a go at identifying

the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a surprisingly fun challenge!

I got to chat to lots of people and learn some really cool.things about them... And cheese!

I will do it again next Friday...

If anyone wants the answers for this week I'll tell them in pm... And also give you this week's top cheese recommend so everyone can try it before next week!

Ok I would like to know the answers etc please.

This is a bit like book club but for cheese!!

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Plz send pic I'm hoiked now...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"3/4 and a partial hit on number 4.

Is it wrong to eat cheese for breakfast?

You're the star of our new Cheese of the Week Club!

Go on... Cheese it up!

No one wants that

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Plz send pic I'm hoiked now...

sent!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

So what were those bloody cheeses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what were those bloody cheeses?"

I thought it was too late to join in... don't answer yet, I could do with a good cheese board.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Damn did I miss a good cheeseboard?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Not too late! Plenty still guessing

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"So what were those bloody cheeses?"

Mailed you... But shhhh! Some are still guessing

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Delicious looking cheeseboard - no spoilers here!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"So what were those bloody cheeses?

Mailed you... But shhhh! Some are still guessing

I was close

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"So what were those bloody cheeses?

Mailed you... But shhhh! Some are still guessing

I was close

I've got nowhere near.. haha.. but this is far more entertaining than Saturday night telly.. Could we commission PlayD8 to come up with such a thread on a regular basis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"So what were those bloody cheeses?

Mailed you... But shhhh! Some are still guessing

I was close

I've got nowhere near.. haha.. but this is far more entertaining than Saturday night telly.. Could we commission PlayD8 to come up with such a thread on a regular basis?

Watch out next Friday for round 2!!!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"So what were those bloody cheeses?

Mailed you... But shhhh! Some are still guessing

I was close

I've got nowhere near.. haha.. but this is far more entertaining than Saturday night telly.. Could we commission PlayD8 to come up with such a thread on a regular basis?

Watch out next Friday for round 2!!!

I have marked it in my diary!

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

I'm crackers so just missing the cheese please somebody send me cheese

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm crackers so just missing the cheese please somebody send me cheese

This thread will suit you and your cheesy jokes

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By *sxrdevilMan
over a year ago

oldbury

"I'm crackers so just missing the cheese please somebody send me cheese

This thread will suit you and your cheesy jokes

As you asked for one.

How to do you make anti-freeze

Take away her nightie !!!!!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm crackers so just missing the cheese please somebody send me cheese

This thread will suit you and your cheesy jokes

As you asked for one.

How to do you make anti-freeze

Take away her nightie !!!!!!!

Seeeeeeeee

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

Have you eaten them all or are we still playing? If so, I’m in.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm crackers so just missing the cheese please somebody send me cheese

Sent.... Well.. A pic of cheese.... not actual cheese... I've kinda eaten it all...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Fancy having a go at identifying the cheeses on my board? Say you're in and I'll mail you a direct pic!

Bet that's the cheesiest offer you've had all year!!

Have you eaten them all or are we still playing? If so, I’m in.

Of course you can play! Pic sent....

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