FabSwingers.com forum: Music industry lies.

By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.

Also I'm pretty sure Will Smith would of refused to work as a metal fabricator.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Massive Attack couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Wikipedia says the Pretenders used their real names and could actually play their instruments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records."

Try looking for rob da bank instead

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records.

Try looking for rob da bank instead

Which makes me wonder. Was there ever a Sting operation in The Police?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Wings had no aeronautical prowess whatsoever

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The Cocteau Twins weren't even related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kajagoogoo couldn't catch a cold let alone a googoo

And the drinks weren't free at Club Tropicana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records.

Try looking for rob da bank instead

Which makes me wonder. Was there ever a Sting operation in The Police?"

You'd think so but as far as I know, no arrests were ever made by them so who really knows?

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Arrested development are now old as fuck!

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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago

portrush

adam ant , is a singer not an insect ..

and vanilla fudge is a band , not a sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They Might be Giants weren’t at all,they were average height...

The Per Shop Boys never worked in one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Killers - if that was true they'd should be locked up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam Ant is a singer not a Urinal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Rotten is not a festering condom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rick Wakeman was not a music industry puppet .. so not a Yes man then.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Madness have never so much as seem a psychologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wet wet almost exclusively performed dry.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Adele actually uses HP's!!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Bet Kate hasn't even got a Bush

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can Electric Light's even play an instrument let alone form an orchestra?

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Dr Hook is not a fully qualified GP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Dre has no medical experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dr Hook is not a fully qualified GP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madchild is rarely angry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles had no exoskeletons

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Spandau Ballet cant even tiptoe properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The four owls have no feathers between them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barenaked ladies are neither naked nor female

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Adam Ant was never sure......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max Romeo never did don an iron shirt and chase satan out of earth.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

And as for 4 Non Blondes. Well there were only 3 of them but the rest stood up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Police were actually just a band of civilians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Cure ~ Never formed whilst picking up their prescriptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UB40 never signed on in their lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakin' Stevens never had Parkinsons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slade never did Porridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuzzbox were actually completely smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Chocolate Watchband never did security for Cadbury’s.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"UB40 never signed on in their lives

Actually that is the one that is true

..they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Manic Street Preachers usually keep themselves to themselves when out and about.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Take that didn’t

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Adam Ant was never sure......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can rely on the Charlatans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubeway Army never fought a war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UB40 never signed on in their lives

Actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Levellers left my driveway in a terrible state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Robert does not have a surgery.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

Thompson Twins. Theres a Jeremy kyle episode right there. The DNA results are in...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Blow Monkeys actually sucked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiosity killed the cat. ...No they didn't

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Queen, Prince, King and Princess never officially sat on any thrones or attended any State ceremonies!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sham 69 weren't actually faking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Small Faces always came across as big heads regarding their success.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The spice girls were rather bland

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Who had never seen the inside of a Tardis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aerosmith never once forged a chocolate bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Kinks only ever did Vanilla sex.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

The Communards were never part of a French Cult.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Half man half biscuit were actually all men!

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

INXS now actually have a vacancy......to soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuzzbox were actually completely smooth."

Not entirely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulp often featured in high quality music magazines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rage Against the machine had no ill feelings towards machinery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw Men Without Hats in concert and the drummer had a baseball cap on , lying Bastards

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I'm pretty sure all members of radiohead have actual heads. Not radios.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Busta Bloodvessel and he was very polite, No Bad Manners at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Prodigy were hopeless at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Country were from Scotland, not exactly huge is it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Blur were actually quite visibly distinct!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kraftwerk did not all work in a cheese factory prior to forming.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Lemmy’s head was never actually made from a combustion engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Misfits were actually fully integrated and valued members of their community.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 cc were a very powerful band.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"the Misfits were actually fully integrated and valued members of their community."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cribs are actually plastic gangsters and have no affiliation with the LA Gang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Jam used to down a few jars before going on stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John, Paul, George and Ringo didn't have a joint MMMM profile on here with the user name Fabfour!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

AC/DC were not AC/DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twisted sister were straight

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Posh Spice was not upper class in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ABC did know that D came next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lighthouse Family never lived in a lighthouse and are not family either.

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By *andl76Couple
over a year ago

north east

Van Morrison didnt deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spice Girls = Girl Power

Mainly men in charge of that shite

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Van Morrison didnt deliver

OutKast had more clique than Fab forums

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You could never get x-ray spex on the national health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The The .. were not short on ideas for a band name, nor do they stammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ask for a scary, sporty, baby or posh in your local takeaway you will be be disappointed.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

The Cure actually aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Police aren't actually any form of law enforcement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rush took their time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Wilde was a frigid bitch

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Def Leppard were not big cats with inability to detect vibrations through air etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Cocteau Twins weren't even related

And the scissor sisters were guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N-N-N-N-nineteen was NOT the average age of American soldiers in Vietnam Nam (it was 22yrs and 4 months)

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Gary is a middle aged man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking heads apparently don't chat to one another any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr and the medics were not that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jason donovan didn't run a mobile kebab retail business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really do need education.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex pistols were not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Clash were always very careful with regard to color coordination.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Cheap Trick invoiced me an exorbitant amount.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Nickelback give no refunds

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Carly Simon isn't even vaguely vehicle-shaped

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Geiger counters don't register atomic Kitten

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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They might Be Giants...weren't

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A guy called Floyd never had anything coloured let aline Pink!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Smokey Robinson isn't flammable

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Motley Crue.... actually, never mind.

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By *ssey2015Man
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

top band

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By *ssey2015Man
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

can't be a decent thread without the mention of the stone roses.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Cliff Richard isn't only seen in coastal areas

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Prefab Sprout developed organically

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Hawkwind don't smell of bird farts

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Dire Straits are quite comfortably off, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Cash always paid by card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Placebo’s music is so addictive, I am now in rehab.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Aqua aren't mainly water...oh, hang on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was cilla black

Was Barry white

It sure makes Stevie wonder

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Wings couldn't fly

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Fleetwood Mac aren't from Fleetwood...

Dr Feelgood, doesn't...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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The Carpenters were shit at woodwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone Roses cannot be found at a garden centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Velvet Underground can be seen on street corners sleeping rough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the New Order Album continues to be out of stock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UB40’s career is in the Doledrums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Doves record collection I put into auction only wiped it's face. It didn't matter though as I had washed my hands of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men Without Hats must of had their thinking caps on to come up with a name like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men At Work were formed by a group of friends lounging around all day.

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By *tillwaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.

Rumour has it that Bono has found what he was looking for and it was an offshore bank account in the canary islands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Magic Numbers do not go to the Bingo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U2 have hardly made a name for themselves.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Smokey Robinson isn't flammable"

His band weren't Jesus either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Smiths were never going to be a household name being called that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes are really very disagreeable

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Martin Gaye was straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Human League .. was not a Football Division where fully grown Men could be found behaving in a respectable sporting manner, not fouling each other nor diving, and being courteous and accepting of the referee at all times.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"Slade never did Porridge."

Subtle! Nice one

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Kid kreole actually found out he had a severe nut allergy while his wife was in labour with Annie!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Thomas Dolby doesn't do noise reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Stereophonics sound was pretty Tinny.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Jake Burns had carpal tunnel surgery so his pinkie is totally flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn!

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn!"

He's been seen in Chelsea too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn!

He's been seen in Chelsea too. "

Yeah,and Olivers Army were supposed to be here to stay but you never see them around anymore ,do you?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Housemartins didn't have feathers and couldn't fly, and their bassist Norman Cook was neither fat nor a boy!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The Beatles were men, not dyslexic insects...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Sigue sigue sputnik weren't Russian or involved in the space program...

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

The Thompson Twins couldn't couldn't count and weren't even related.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa lashes, use to be a man

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By *DSM - CUCKOLD - COUPLECouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.

Also I'm pretty sure Will Smith would of refused to work as a metal fabricator."
will smiths MIG welding was top notch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Smashing Pumpkins loved Halloween.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Bastille aren't in a prison...

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Lisa lashes, use to be a man"

Fake news!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

With an average age of 43, Spice Girls are somewhat misnamed, especially Baby Spice.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Brian probably won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 13th Floor Elevators career did not start in the basement, nor did it reach the top.They had no interest in being social climbers either.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Iron maiden were not ferrous nor feminine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spandau Ballet were not classical dancers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posh Spice was not upper class in the slightest.

And still isn't

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

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Spandau Ballet were not all 'hung'

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over a year ago

White Stripes with no alternating colours were just a blank canvas

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Wham! Were not painted by Roy Liechtenstein

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tricky is actually relatively easy.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I saw Neil Young, once. He was old as balls.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The Cocteau Twins did NOT have male reproductive organs on their feet.

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over a year ago

Iggy pop wasn't really bored, he actually had a lot to do that day

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pete Burns is completely incombustible

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

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Dizzee Rascal is remarkably resilient to vertigo.

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over a year ago

James Last...No he didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spandau Ballet were not all 'hung' "

Ohhh did you check them all out??

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Chuck Berry was very enthusiatic about making jams, chutneys and preserves. He never threw away fruit in his life.

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