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If you owned a racehorse ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I'm doing a humorous thread today. So ( bearing in mind what would be allowed) if you owned a racehorse what would you call it and why

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hoof Hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First past the post. Why? Cos at least in my mind it would have won every race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johns would be called 2nd again because that's where they always come xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Johns would be called 2nd again because that's where they always come xx"
lol

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By *issy and GingeCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Soon to be glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend actually owns part ownership of a race horse... shame it can't win a damn race yet though! Haha

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Call it... your not my type. ..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dusty carpet !

Never been beaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horsey mchorseface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm doing a humorous thread today. So ( bearing in mind what would be allowed) if you owned a racehorse what would you call it and why "

Last? Surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIden like it’s Stolen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave.

Be a mint horse name that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripod

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd name it after just about every horse I've ever bet.....yauselessbasket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surf and turf! Not sure why lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd name it after just about every horse I've ever bet.....yauselessbasket "

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Mary Hinge or Jo Blob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery Dick? Glides to the finish line that much faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Binky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary Hinge or Jo Blob. "

There actually was a race horse called Mary Hinge

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Mary Hinge or Jo Blob.

There actually was a race horse called Mary Hinge "

I remember it well..lol...Always made me giggle. And Whogivesadonald.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mary Hinge or Jo Blob.

There actually was a race horse called Mary Hinge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be Binky "

Only if it was a light grey.

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky


"Hoof Hearted"
sure there was one called that before.lol

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By *elsh JackDMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

I’d call mine creosote...... as it would be good over fences

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hoof Hearted sure there was one called that before.lol"

Ok in that case I name this horse and all that ride on her:

Hoof Hearted Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be Binky

Only if it was a light grey. "

Ha I know where that names from. Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face so all the lasses would shout come on my face

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By *its and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Whittlesey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..."and coming up fast on the railings,with 2 furlongs to go its Dog Meat"

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Norfolk Enchants.

Go on, say it out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I'd call it 'Mine'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch ... and why not

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Forrest...so I could yell "run Forrest run"

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why The Long Face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckaroo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a donkey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Norfolk Enchants.

Go on, say it out loud. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dusty carpet !

Never been beaten "

Always beaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be called ‘The horse in front has fallen.’

Be a nightmare for commentators.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I just realised I haven't even said what I'd name mine . It would be Prince Dobby - After my pooch and my favourite Harry Potter character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me to you to me to you to me to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shotgun Willie - the housewives favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always comes first..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a few and got and always have fun trying to beat the system on names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come from behind

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Pat the horse down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I have just applied for a new name "fabster" and looks like it will get through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

second is first!

Just to annoy the commentator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horsey mchorseface"

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

The bottomless pit - 'cause that's what it'd be financially

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

I would call it...my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Tescos burgers is what I'd call it

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

clunge plunger

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

He's won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now u see me now u dont

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm really a unicorn

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Camilla

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I’ve had shares in 3 which all managed to win at some point but I had no say in picking any of their names.

Next one will be called Sproston Green.

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By *ean and lyndaCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Chicken Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ye wish your horse was fast like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the Hedge. It would be a flat horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil Fitzpatrick

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Soon to be glue.

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