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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken.

Now its all well that i had a giggle at that joke and wanted to share it with you all, but do blondes like to be perceived as ditsy? Do you think they play along with the role?

I've often taken the piss out of myself because i've thought 'if i do it to myself, no one else can hurt me'. Im guilty as charged for jumping on the bandwagon when it comes to making what seam like harmless to remarks with intention of the comedy effect.. but sometimes its just not acceptable.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

And there's me thinking it was a thread about squirters/gushers!! lol

(runs and hides)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And there's me thinking it was a thread about squirters/gushers!! lol

(runs and hides) "

haha never thought of that take on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take the piss out of blondes cus I know I'm really a brunette lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing wrong with blonde moments I have a lot of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have loads of blonde moments...its a worry though...cos i'm not really a blonde

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

i had nmy hair cut today the barber asked would you like anything on it i said A PAIR OF KNICKERS PLEASE YOU^VE MADE ME LOOK A RIGHT CUNT"...I FUCKED A HOT BLOND girl last night she said afterwards i thought you said you got a eight inch cock and you have only got four inch i said i KNOW THATS WHY I FUCKED YOU TWICE ??? she said well fuck me again as i want to try a 12.inch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's why women are ok making blonde jokes and men are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit jingly anyway... hair colour is irrelevent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I act like a total blonde until someone treats me like one

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