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Santa’s naughty list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!

So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?

I’m a good boy so definitely getting presents, but might have had some naughty thoughts about Rachel Riley during my ‘me time’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa doesn't exist "

How do your presents arrive on Christmas night then!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

"

Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

Humbug! "

Is that a new courier service I've never heard of?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Everything I’ve done.

Most of the things I’ve seen.

Some of the things I’ve thought about.

No presents for me this year, but Ho Ho Ho

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Just read a naughty joke

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I can’t give away all my secrets. But I had lots of fun doing it x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!

So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?

I’m a good boy so definitely getting presents, but might have had some naughty thoughts about Rachel Riley during my ‘me time’

"

‘Me time’ = Epic wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something "

Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something

Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year "

I'll clear the chimney

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Santa could give me a good spanking as I've been a very naughty girl, then I will give him his present, but he might be a bit old for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something

Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year

I'll clear the chimney "

I'd rather you just left the front door on the latch. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa could give me a good spanking as I've been a very naughty girl, then I will give him his present, but he might be a bit old for that lol"

You’ll definitely make him go ‘ho ho ho!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa could give me a good spanking as I've been a very naughty girl, then I will give him his present, but he might be a bit old for that lol"

*Hastily grabs the Santa outfit*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something

Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year

I'll clear the chimney "

Looking for a chimney sweep

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've been very good at being bad, if Santa could bring me my entire wish list off of either Honour or Love Honey, I'd be very good.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have been good this year... my veris say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't getting a thing this year. Laws have been broken and morals trodden into the earth

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By *S4UTWOCouple
over a year ago

Penkridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get presents either way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never get presents either way! "

Behave, I'm sure you get your fair share of stocking fillers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I genuinely have been very, very good

Santa always comes so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

"

You dp'd the delivery man

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!

So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?

"

Not dun any naughty sexual thing this year or for the larst 30 years for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Santa doesn't already know I might get Christmas after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

You dp'd the delivery man "

Reward for a good service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argos delivery man

Amazon delivery man

Post office delivery man

Dpd delivery man

You dp'd the delivery man

Reward for a good service "

Lol. Excuse the pun

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