FabSwingers.com forum: Dear Santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m sure Santa is very busy, so to make his job a little easier if you could ask for one thing this year what would it be ?

I’d like a new coffee machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A different life

Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More fre time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few more points would be awesome, #Newcastle United in freefall mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace and and end to all poverty. Obviously.

Failing that, one of those humongous tubes of Jaffa cakes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A signature on a piece of paper

Failing that a teleporter

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A self cleaning house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own hot tub in the garden and an endless supply of hunky toyboys to keep me company in it

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By *30FetMan
over a year ago

Bucharest

A Mistress into cuckolding will be perfect ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A different life

Ta x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More fre time "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few more points would be awesome, #Newcastle United in freefall mode

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A heated double garage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"World peace and and end to all poverty. Obviously.

Failing that, one of those humongous tubes of Jaffa cakes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet ... long overdue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quantum leap into Charlize Theron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A self cleaning house

Keep dreaming lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My own hot tub in the garden and an endless supply of hunky toyboys to keep me company in it

Can we come too ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A heated double garage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace and and end to all poverty. Obviously.

Failing that, one of those humongous tubes of Jaffa cakes please!

Iceland (the shop) sells a box of 100 jaffa cakes for 4 quid. Much better value and way more jaffas haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A meet ... long overdue

but are you on the nice list ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quantum leap into Charlize Theron"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure Santa is very busy, so to make his job a little easier if you could ask for one thing this year what would it be ?

I’d like a new coffee machine "
a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meet ... long overdue

but are you on the nice list ?"

I certainly should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasses that don't steam up when I'm wearing a dust mask or, a dust mask that doesn't steam my glasses up! One or the other please.

Can I have have it early as well? Double please!

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

A love nest to save on hotels for meets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A meet ... long overdue

but are you on the nice list ?

I certainly should be

Then there is no doubt you will get what you have asked for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tardis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glasses that don't steam up when I'm wearing a dust mask or, a dust mask that doesn't steam my glasses up! One or the other please.

Can I have have it early as well? Double please!"

No early presents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A love nest to save on hotels for meets. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meet ... long overdue

but are you on the nice list ?

I certainly should be

Then there is no doubt you will get what you have asked for

*claps hands* Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A giraffe"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gang bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A meet ... long overdue

but are you on the nice list ?

I certainly should be

Then there is no doubt you will get what you have asked for

*claps hands* Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa isn't real. Fucker never shows up at my gaff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new car with low tax and high MPG - A hybrid SUV or something.

Cheers Santa, you're the bestest.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"A gang bang

Have you ensured you are on Santa's Good List?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Santa isn't real. Fucker never shows up at my gaff.

He will next Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glasses that don't steam up when I'm wearing a dust mask or, a dust mask that doesn't steam my glasses up! One or the other please.

Can I have have it early as well? Double please!

No early presents

Worth a try...breaths a wheezy sigh while rubbing grit from eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa isn't real. Fucker never shows up at my gaff.

Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giraffe"

Make sure you get some of those giraffe excluder's to go at the bottom of the doors to rooms you don't want them in. They can cause havoc if left to roam freely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new car with low tax and high MPG - A hybrid SUV or something.

Cheers Santa, you're the bestest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheque for £1000. I'm not greedy, just enough for a little holiday to Lake Como

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Photos. I usually get an album of photos of memories from the year, places we’ve been, things we’ve done. Obviously it’s not a surprise when I get it but nonetheless it’s the best gift ever.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

1 of 2 of these . Either to bring back my parents as I so miss them . Or that pooch will live as long as me . Please Santa

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By *mallcock43Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Have a mmf with the wife she’s warming up to the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with H,j or K cup breasts to play with

Plus a fair planning application decision from the council

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lottery numbers please. Pref next weeks thow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Photos. I usually get an album of photos of memories from the year, places we’ve been, things we’ve done. Obviously it’s not a surprise when I get it but nonetheless it’s the best gift ever. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sure Santa is very busy, so to make his job a little easier if you could ask for one thing this year what would it be ?

I’d like a new coffee machine "

Well my darling.. Miss santa deffo has NOT put you a coffee machine in the sack!

This would have been the much cheaper option..however..... she offered this exact present and got... “i already have one” ffs

Miss santa does not want a coffee machine.

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

My debts to be paid off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My debts to be paid off "

That would depend on how big they are I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get a new Viking sword out of brother. Or a Saxe ( Viking knife )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A self cleaning house

Get yourself a Domestic sub easy solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to get a new Viking sword out of brother. Or a Saxe ( Viking knife )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa already knows....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa already knows....

he may have lost your letter

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